Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 A dude at my work tried to speak to me at the urinal today AND tried to make eye contact at the same time.Disgusting. I kept eyes forward and ignored him.Well played, sir. I'd probably report this bloke to HR too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 I always use the cubicle. There's always peakers at the urinals. I've spotted them. Pissing away, judging, comparing. Eyes forward, yeah?GameScene Free Online Games: The Urinal Game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 This reminds me of that scene in Along Came Polly when Alex Baldwin has a piss next to Ben Stiller and tweaks his earlobes and shit without washing his hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Individual urinals where the flush is controlled by a sensor.Excuse me, but I would like to finish urinating before the flush starts and splashes specks of water (and my own piss) all over my trousers. Every time I go it's the same.I'll be using a cubicle for a piss before long to get over this flushing nonsense and then it'll be a sit-down piss (lazyness) and it's all downhill from there.Don't rest easy yet Adam.....I had an awful time in Disney World using the cubicle loo's....:OThose sensor controlled toilets (we have a few here too, at Motorway services etc...) I found some of the bastards would flush as you reach behind to clean your arse.... and I kept getting a cold soaking of my knads and bell-end.... f*cking automatic flushing !!!! Don't bloody laugh either !!! (well, OK, I can laugh about it now)I'm warned and now wary of the f*ckers..... o_ODefo a big Pet Hate ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Weathermen. Effeminate, chatty weathermen. And that prick David Currie. He should have been a weatherman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 people who use cubicals to peewhat you scared of?im sure if someone did make a move you would smash then in no time, then zip up your fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 people who use cubicals to peewhat you scared of?The other man having a considerably larger appendage than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Splashback. Standing in piss. The stern dislike of pissing in public anyway. Peekers. People who want to talk whilst pissing. Urinals are actually a horrible idea. Why don't we just have toilets like the womens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 people who use cubicals to peewhat you scared of?im sure if someone did make a move you would smash then in no time, then zip up your flyI invite you to stand beside me at a urinal and you'll quickly make a decision as to why i don't use urinals. All i'm saying is piss ahhhways. The soaking Scott from Bleeding Through got after he insisted on standing next to me at the trough in Moshulu (i may add the trough was not being used by anyone else) was equal parts amusing and embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Folk standing behind me in queues not respecting spacial boundaries who have a peculiar notion that it's acceptable to stand a couple of inches away from me. I was in Markies at lunchtime and it felt like the guy was going to have a snooze on my shoulder. Back the fuck up.It's always someone with questionable hygiene levels as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Don't rest easy yet Adam.....I had an awful time in Disney World using the cubicle loo's....:OThose sensor controlled toilets (we have a few here too, at Motorway services etc...) I found some of the bastards would flush as you reach behind to clean your arse.... and I kept getting a cold soaking of my knads and bell-end.... f*cking automatic flushing !!!! Don't bloody laugh either !!! (well, OK, I can laugh about it now)I'm warned and now wary of the f*ckers..... o_ODefo a big Pet Hate !Yup, silly Americans. Maybe they don't wipe their arse?Big gaps in the cubicle in the states too, so all the shy pee-ers here would be fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Folk standing behind me in queues not respecting spacial boundaries who have a peculiar notion that it's acceptable to stand a couple of inches away from me. I was in Markies at lunchtime and it felt like the guy was going to have a snooze on my shoulder. Back the fuck up.It's always someone with questionable hygiene levels as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Ha ha, John W escapes the blame as this guy was much older. Had the nerve to huckle me along to the free cash desk as well when I got distracted watching some daft bint who managed to drop a coin down the gap in the counter.Oh and my other hate about Markies today was the fact that for some reason everyone had decided to ignore the windy round queuing system that works perfectly well any other time to form a straight queue at one end that just got in the way of the drinks shelves and other stuff. Wasn't even many decrepitudes to blame either which makes a change in there. There was an old lady in front of me with an abundance of inch long white facial hair. Even quite a long one coming out of her nose. Do Remington not make a multi-purpose device for old ladies? I see a market. People could just be totally blunt and give one to their Gran for Xmas if need be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 One thing that fucks me off about Markies (because I've never heard this anywhere else) is when you're in the que and an old bird behind the counter shouts "NEXT ONE, PLEASE!"Next one? no, it's next please you ignorant cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 She doesn't see you as a customer, she she's you as a task. No emotional attachment. Get your money and then shunt. Sounds reasonable to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Folk standing behind me in queues not respecting spacial boundaries who have a peculiar notion that it's acceptable to stand a couple of inches away from me. I was in Markies at lunchtime and it felt like the guy was going to have a snooze on my shoulder. Back the fuck up.It's always someone with questionable hygiene levels as well.oooh aye!!! that's one of mine as well. It's like there's an invisable line that you are standing on, and they need to cross it as well or they won't get served.Another extreme case of this is in cafes were there a rail for your tray. You're just moving along looking at the choices, when BAM! that's your knuckles bashed by the following person banging his tray into your hand holding your tray...wankers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 She doesn't see you as a customer, she she's you as a task. No emotional attachment.And if you're called John Connor, you're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Potholes. Just noticed a nice bubble in the side of one of my tyres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Annoying web design. Specifically arty photo/design blogs that take an age to load and none of the supposedly clickable buttons work. All because they want it to look pretty. Fuck you, i'm not waiting long enough to find out what it looks like. What's that?.. you want me to sit and watch some slow as fuck slideshow? Fuck that, I click when and where I want to, buddy! I think Wordpress style sites should be the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Annoying web design. Specifically arty photo/design blogs that take an age to load and none of the supposedly clickable buttons work. All because they want it to look pretty. Fuck you, i'm not waiting long enough to find out what it looks like. What's that?.. you want me to sit and watch some slow as fuck slideshow? Fuck that, I click when and where I want to, buddy! I think Wordpress style sites should be the law.Yep with you there - keep it simple! Intros are what really irritate me! Just cut to the chase! I want to take the motorway not the bloody scenic route! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Folk standing behind me in queues not respecting spacial boundaries who have a peculiar notion that it's acceptable to stand a couple of inches away from me. I was in Markies at lunchtime and it felt like the guy was going to have a snooze on my shoulder. Back the fuck up.It's always someone with questionable hygiene levels as well.OK in the Redux version of this, in Bruce Millers today some cunt stood too close behind me and then peered his head around mine to have a loud chat with the guy in front of me. Right in my earhole. Stand and chat to the guy and then once complete fuck off to the end of the queue, there's a good lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 If I was the guy in front, I'd have let you go in front of me. Surely that's what most people would do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 If I was the guy in front, I'd have let you go in front of me. Surely that's what most people would do?Actually that is a good point Mr Bags. This guy looked a bit like a human weasel though so i'm unsurprised that didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Reply / Reply All.WHY DO THEY PUT THESE BUTTONS SO FUCKING CLOSE TOGETHER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Ryan called the whole company dicks again, instead of just his boss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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