Craig C

I'll tell you what fucks my arse, day in and day out...People who wait until the bus has arrived THEN counting their ones and twos. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, TYRONE! Edit: It's always thick bastards as well; Cunt: Foo' much ti' Cove? Driver: I can haz Cheezeburger Cunt: Arecht min

Soundgarden - Telephantasm

Looks like Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan's on his way out!

Union Square is the plaice to be.

Troy Mclure: Come on Jimmy, let's take a peek at the killing floor. Jimmy: Ohhh! Troy Mclure: Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

Treasure Island Dizzy was fuckin' nailz min.

Beers are nice but not too keen on the design of the bar. Looks like a cross between an Apple store and Starbucks...but with twice the arseholes.

I just watched this. I do not recommend it. A Serbian Film - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

fuck you braveheart.

Alan Cynic Prince of Wales Best coat ever

I'd never even heard about this until reading your post. Watching it on YouTube now

I got fucked off with people in my work not cleaning cups so I just took the fuse out of the bastarding kettle.

Todays pet hate: CAPTCHA words that I can't fucking read!

So the Chilian miners are nearly all out, there's only Juan left...

Legend...

Centurions MASK Rainbow Thundercats and of course...

Chicken rajasthani bhuna is a good medium. Light of Bengal wins hands down as well. Pet hate: chuddy on yer shoe.

One thing that fucks me off about Markies (because I've never heard this anywhere else) is when you're in the que and an old bird behind the counter shouts "NEXT ONE, PLEASE!" Next one? no, it's next please you ignorant cunt.

Erdinger, Guiness and Knob Creek. Wine? red.

Is the bar open yet?

The Lucky Boat on Guild Street. Fuck.

Kelly Osbourne

Right... Andy Gray Lorraine Kelly Wayne Rooney Jay Z Lady Gaga Missy Elliot Nick Griffin John Major Jade Goody Scott Weiland Len Ironside Lars Ulrich Wynn Evans (the cunt from the go compare ads) 50 Cent Deryck Whibley Elton Bastard John