Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 Shit. He has returned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 When people go up to you in a shop when you are off duty and ask things like "do you know where the pea's are?" even when I am not in uniform.I bet you don't even know where the peas are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Improved Thinker Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I bet you don't even know where the peas are.That's not the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Collect your Pea45 and get out! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 That's not the point. You ate all the peas, you at all the peas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 When people go up to you in a shop when you are off duty and ask things like "do you know where the pea's are?" even when I am not in uniform.Next time, just tell them to peas off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Listen, all we are saying is give peas a chance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Improved Thinker Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I don't like peas I prefer sweetcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 aye aye kernel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Improved Thinker Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 aye aye kernel True story bro and so forth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Teeth. Fucking teeth man. Why are teeth such jobbers? Man up for fucks sake. It was only a crisp. My tooth broke by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Related pet hate: apple skin between teeth. Like a fucking machete. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Pet hate: It's been said many times before but Aberdeen's unpredictable traffic nightmares. Today while travelling out of town I go stuck in traffic with 4 brand new snow plows, 3 truck loads of wind turbine parts, another 2 trucks of wind turbine parts with police closing down a roundabout for them and 1 JCB digger on a single carriage way section of road..... I give myself 20mins spare over the normal commute time to make it home to collect my kid from school, today I was just on time! Average speed for the commute works out at 23mph on mostly dual carriage way roads. Ridiculous! angryface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Whenever I have to say my name (for example, ordering a coffee), I have to repeat it 2/3 times, then spell it out for the person to go 'Aww, Brett' and then write Bret on the cup. It just doesn't look right with one 't'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Whenever I have to say my name (for example, ordering a coffee), I have to repeat it 2/3 times, then spell it out for the person to go 'Aww, Brett' and then write Bret on the cup. It just doesn't look right with one 't'! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 This is exactly the situation I get into, plus the added 't'!Sometimes I question if I even know how to pronounce my own name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Whenever I have to say my name (for example, ordering a coffee), I have to repeat it 2/3 times, then spell it out for the person to go 'Aww, Brett' and then write Bret on the cup. It just doesn't look right with one 't'! Bret "The Hitman" Hart AND Bret "Every Rose as It's Thorn" MIchaels got by with one T, Bret Easton Ellis wrote a couple of decent books while missing a T. Mr. T. didn't bang on about wanting to be Mr. TT. What makes you deserve an extra T? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 I understand where he's coming from. I had two cups today, one just wasn't enough. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Whenever I have to say my name (for example, ordering a coffee)Do you order coffee in the 3rd person or something?"Brett with 2 Ts would like a tall white coffee, yes he would." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 I can't remember ever having to give my name when ordering coffee. I heard Starbucks started doing it, but I've never experienced it. Just give them a fake, coffee-ordering name. A name indisputable to the human ear. Then just keep chanting that name until your coffee is ready. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Double mocha latte for Cthulhu...... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 I always use Oliver for coffee purposes. Coke putting names on their cans was a brilliant marketing ploy, Starbucks not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Bret "The Hitman" Hart AND Bret "Every Rose as It's Thorn" MIchaels got by with one T, Bret Easton Ellis wrote a couple of decent books while missing a T.Mr. T. didn't bang on about wanting to be Mr. TT.What makes you deserve an extra T?I don't know... Ask my mum, she chose my name.If Mr. TT was a thing, I can't help but imagine pies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 I can't remember ever having to give my name when ordering coffee. I heard Starbucks started doing it, but I've never experienced it.Just give them a fake, coffee-ordering name. A name indisputable to the human ear. Then just keep chanting that name until your coffee is ready.Yeah, Starbucks is the culprit. And also at work when asked for my name over the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Do you order coffee in the 3rd person or something?"Brett with 2 Ts would like a tall white coffee, yes he would."Hahaha! That was funny, I should try that next time while ordering from Starbucks, just to see the reactions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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