TelecasterSam Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 I'm average height. average weight. Average looking. Hung like a horse though...In reply to your invisible sentence.....yea John,,,,, a Falabella ! (goodle it)Just joking ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 New pet hate: Trying to measure my cock and not being able to get a boner. I'm not sure this measuring tape I got in a christmas cracker is accurate anyway. Nah, can't be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Never trust a man who says he's never tried measuring his knob. He's a fucking liar. Guaranteed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I measured mine when I was about 16, I reckon it's shrunk a bit since I turned thirty though, must get the tape measure out again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I measure mine with a metre stick.Still three inches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 i have always been a bit confused about where to measure from....is it where shaft meets baws or from the front of your pelvic region.....personally i like the shafty/baw region as it leads to a grander number.....discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I prefer to use a massive (obv) bit of plasticine, press my (erect) cock into it and then measure the plasticine. Makes for a more accurate measurement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 My old fella is 12 inches, but I don't tend to use it, as a rule.Ba-doom-tsch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 My dick is only 1 inch less than the national average and I never hear the end of it.xxIs that because the 'bell'-end is broken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 can we please have the females post the cubic capacity of their vaginas please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 On a related note...when you hover over the 'members' bit at the top of the page it says 'view our members'......is this a Teabags allusion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 can we please have the females post the pubic capacity of their vaginas pleaseFixaldinho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Is that because the 'bell'-end is broken?I think you misunderstood.I meant it's one inch shorter than the national average height.It's quite a problem, actually.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I think I understand now..sounds like a tall tale to me....did you catch 'hearing aids'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 In the same vein (oo-er)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Jobs being advertised, and employers changing the job description after I've applied. A job I applied for went from being Permanent, to being Fixed Term until July 1st 2011.Then they really stand on my sandcastle by interviewing me, which I fucking nailed, and then offering me the job, which I can't accept, because in 3 months time, I'll be joining the dole queue - unless the job market miraculously improves, which it won't. Not without someone going back through time and stopping prissy shitcocks from voting Tory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I hate that everytime I critisise bands or music people let me hear they always angrily retaliate with: "well, their better than your band (pick one)"/"their doing way better than your band." Does being in a band mean I have no say in other people's music now?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I hate that everytime I critisise bands or music people let me hear they always angrily retaliate with: "well, their better than your band (pick one)"/"their doing way better than your band." Does being in a band mean I have no say in other people's music now?!?You hang around with some total nobbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 can we please have the females post the cubic capacity of their vaginas pleaseIt varies, the largest I think is baby-size... Dumbfuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 It varies, the largest I think is baby-size... Dumbfuck.anything to take the topic away from PENISES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 It varies, the largest I think is baby-size... Dumbfuck.how big a baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 how big a baby?Similar in size to a roast chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Similar in size to a roast chicken.But not as useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 just as tasty with gravy though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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