Moose Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 This hairdresser cunt that I keep seeing on an advert. He does some hairdressing equivalent of X-factor. Honestly, fuck off and die you cunt. "This is just unacceptable!" he says. Its fucking hair you cunt, get a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 I like old movies(I like old movies)Like Godfahver free(Like Godfather three)It's not considered the best one.....DIE!Hopefully one of them has syphilis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 The Godfather 3 isn't even that old! And really anyone that likes it more than the first two is a fucking prick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Not getting anywhere with my job hunt. I'm only looking for part-time work but it just seems to be a bit thin on the ground at the moment. Bah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Always being skint just when I need a hair cut. Means I have to go to the gym with loadsa hair = greasy mink... NO LIKEY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Man up and shave it off.Real men don't have head hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Man up and shave it off.Real men don't have head hair.QFT.I have head hair and am therefore not a real man.However, I am covered face-to-toe in other hair which compensates.So, in conclusion, I am a real man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Finding out that both of my colleagues in my department have booked holidays the weekend of T In The Park. Nae chance of me getting to go now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Finding out spoilers by accident. I had a hunch that Ann in Arrested Development was in Scott Pilgrim. I was right. I then read a massive spoiler that made me sad.I would shave it off but I look stupid. Maybe when I'm old and have a beard. I want to look like Walter White. He's bad ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Was it about when Gob kills Tobias? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 I wouldn't mind looking like Tobias. He's pretty bad ass. And no, it was That Gob dates Ann apparently (?) Probably not a massive part of the plot.. But made me go aww, that would've been funny to watch, not to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Finding out that both of my colleagues in my department have booked holidays the weekend of T In The Park. Nae chance of me getting to go now Choose another better festival to go to... job done.My new pet hate for today is whisperers... whisperers in offices. Why the fuck do you need to whisper unless you are obviously speaking shit about someone behind their back. I'd at least go out of the room or talk about it somewhere nobody cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Choose another better festival to go to... job done.My new pet hate for today is whisperers... whisperers in offices. Why the fuck do you need to whisper unless you are obviously speaking shit about someone behind their back. I'd at least go out of the room or talk about it somewhere nobody cares.Yeah I know, I'm not a fan of T at all, but there are a few bands playing this year that I've never seen that I'd really really like to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Yeah I know, I'm not a fan of T at all, but there are a few bands playing this year that I've never seen that I'd really really like to see.You'll save money on having to dry clean the ned piss from your tent so you can treat yourself to Sonar or Exit Festival ...Another pet hate has just entered my mind like a freakin mind grenade. I felt a sense of the evil within me when the top gear music came on the radio just there. And to tie back into a previous pet hate, the music was bearly audible from across the room leaving my mind to fill in the blanks along with images of those three pricks having some "witty", smug banter with each other. Three pet hates in one go, no wonder it hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Mature students who just won't admit that they don't have a fucking clue how to use the Excel, and don't go to the free computer class to help you get to grips with Microsoft programs. The silly bitch in my experiment group, who nabbed one of my participants, doesn't have a scoob how to use Excel, even though our tutor has showed the group 3 times "just to make sure" and she's visited him on her own 3 times. So when we met as a group to analyse the data together, I had to take her step by step through the fucking process. I am not a teacher!!!!!Then I get a fucking e-mail from the ditsy bitch admitting that she didn't know what the hypothesis of the experiment was and could I please explain the design? FUCK OFFShe has had exactly the same bloody tutoring I have, we have weekly computer classes which go over experiment designs in great detail, it's not my bloody fault if she doesn't fucking pay attention. GAH! I've just had to tell her to ask the tutor, and she's gone in a huff.Bitch stresses me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Punch her in the tits.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 She's close to getting a kick in the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Go with the tits and the cunt together.Both fists punching, one leg kicking. Three-pronged assault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Go with the tits and the cunt together.Both fists punching, one leg kicking. Three-pronged assault.Follow up with a headbutt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Follow up with a headbutt?Good choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 2 out of 3 lifts at work being broken, and not being allowed to use the forbidden delivery lift, even when it's not in use. Cuts a good 15 minutes out of my lunchtime, which is a kick in the dick on the days where I opt for a half hour lunch so I can go home early.This, combined with folk who wait for 10 minutes for the one and only lift to come back down and only go to the 2nd floor. Fucking walk, lazy shit. I'd walk too if I wasn't on the 13th floor. I've done it a few times. It makes for a sweaty day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 People sending me 'friend requests' on facebook after I've deleted them. Just got No. 4. I don't understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 People sending me 'friend requests' on facebook after I've deleted them. Just got No. 4. I don't understand.YES!!! Some tart from school has tried adding me 3 times so far, honestly, get the bloody hint. It's effort having to block someone, just so they don't keep getting your name in their suggested friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Jet lag. Ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 I think once they're deleted, they reappear in the 'people you might know' section. Useless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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