Monster Zero Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 I'm going to open my own cinema, and it's not going to sell any food that rustles or crunches. In fact, it's only going to sell ice cream. And the doors are going to be LOCKED the second film starts. Latecomers will be told to fuck off. And the film is going to be really loud to drown out the chatter.I wholeheartedly support this...in fact I would take it one step further and have a spike that shoots out the bottom of the chair up the rectum of anyone who talks incessantly so triggering some complex sensor. Needs to be calibrated to avoid spiked arse for a cough or whatever but still. I'm working the detail... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 This phrase. I've just always despied this phrase. Wacky grammatical diarrhoea.Yes, it's kind of like being a grammatical rapist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 People who drink Tennants. I'm betting if that bird who gave you the wrong number the other week drank Tennents you'd be like a rat up a drainpipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Generally the lower the quality of the film, the lower the quality of the audience, but seeing Artyfartyheehaws at The Blemont just brings a new kind of prick. Everytime I see a film there that's ostensibly a comedy, some prick HAS to advertise the fact that they 'get' a 'complex' 'joke' by braying loudly and then glancing around to see if anyone's as smart as them.Film: "That's what Freud said!"Prick : HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!Film: "This is my cat, Schrodinger!" PRICK: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"That's going to be the name of my new hipster band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Are you any relation to darts legend Sid Waddell?Off to stalk you on Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 The baby seagull in my back garden who can't fly....more specifically the adult gulls who swoop me every time I go by it.....more broadly seagulls. Anyone who heard a girl screaming in the general Rosemount area don't be alarmed, it was a man and he is safe.....for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Perhaps not a pet hate as such, but Tom Jones is a leathery faced old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Stagecoach. Motherfucking Stagecoach. Just emailed that to whoever will delete it without reading. Never been more pissed off in my life. I'm now going to be so late for band practice there is no reason in even going. Stingy fucking bastards they are, i tried my best not to just throw everything into that email with swearing and death threads, but i think i nearly blew a valve holding myself back. I wouldn't be annoyed if this happened once, but it's so consistent that i don't even expect the bus to be there when i go to the bus stop any more!Can't wait to see what little they do in response to my complaint. if i keep having a go at them for their over charged and useless service i might actually get an apology!threaten to get anne robinson and the watchdog team on their backs, you might get free shit bus travel for life but at least it'll be free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Bouncers.I know its a hard job and it must be a pain working those hours with drunks, and the vast majority are a credit to their profession, but the new double-act that bounce at Exodus are a pair of horrendous cunts.I've heard more than a few horror stories about those two recently. The new bouncers there could even, in time, rival the ones from the infamous Exodus Bouncers thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 "...and the ball is cleared from the Spain box!""Kicked from the Holland half"Hmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 "It's orange vs clockwork"I wonder how long that one took to make up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Stagecoach. Motherfucking Stagecoach. Just emailed that to whoever will delete it without reading. Never been more pissed off in my life. I'm now going to be so late for band practice there is no reason in even going. Stingy fucking bastards they are, i tried my best not to just throw everything into that email with swearing and death threads, but i think i nearly blew a valve holding myself back. I wouldn't be annoyed if this happened once, but it's so consistent that i don't even expect the bus to be there when i go to the bus stop any more!Can't wait to see what little they do in response to my complaint. if i keep having a go at them for their over charged and useless service i might actually get an apology!10 minutes is nothing, they're quite frequently upto 30 minutes late, don't stop at the stop then are just fucking rude when you get on the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 10 minutes is nothing, they're quite frequently upto 30 minutes late, don't stop at the stop then are just fucking rude when you get on the bus.This could also describe arrival at a Winter in Siberia rehearsal... Well, apart from the rude bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Such a terrible bus service, everyone complains about First too, but i quite frequently caught it when i lived in town and very rarely had any problems with lateness and not once did a bus not turn up.Which route/number were you taking? Some are much more reliable than others. The 19 went through a long spell of not just being late, but not turning up at all. The transport counsellor was investigating it for a while, and some of the drivers were being pure cunts for the sake of it. Kicking everyone off the bus because they were "due a break", or taking fares, then terminating at the terminus when it should have been a full round trip. The 14 and whatever the number is that goes down to the Beach Asda have suffered similar interruptions from twatty drivers. It's the reason I bought a bike, because I was fed up with buses just not turning up, and paying 60-odd a month to be late for work every day, and it take over an hour to get home, when I could walk home in half the timeI've never had a problem catching a bus to Dyce or the Bridge of Don. The 1 and 2 routes seem to be the most reliable. They seem to get the newer and more comfortable buses on that route too, and also the most frequent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Living in BOD and taking buses was a nightmare. You'd literally stand for an hour waiting for a number 2 (fnar fnar) and then three would arrive nose to tail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Newest pet hate: Not realising my mum has suffered an OCD breakdown and wants everything to be super duper ubber clean and i pay 40 a week (WHAT THE ALMIGHTY FUCK!? I moved back here to try and save that amount not give you)Pay your digs you ungrateful arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 I took the one to hillhead (23 maybe?) several times a week for ages and very rarely had problems. The 12 several times, not as frequently, but it's more the other people on the bus i've ever had any bother with. White headphones and a guitar on my back always catches a few looks. and occasionally the 19 now when going to the gym or my dad will be giving me a lift from culter. I've not encountered anywhere near the amount of bother using First than i have Stagecoach.Sounds like i've just been lucky, i would happily cycle to aberdeen and back i've done it before, but it can take a few hours and in this whether there would need to be a shower at the other side.EDIT: a huge part of using stagecoach is that when i moved back to my folks i was counting how much money i was saving. Not realising my mum has suffered an OCD breakdown and wants everything to be super duper ubber clean and i pay 40 a week (WHAT THE ALMIGHTY FUCK!? I moved back here to try and save that amount not give you) and the amount i need to spend on busses. combine the two and i'm paying near enough what i was paying rent every month to live in somewhere, where i have less freedom and need to answer to their completely irrational rules and lectures.So you expected to live there rent free? You're not gonna like the real world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 John, are you saying that yr sister is dirty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soda Jerk Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Looks like clear favouritism to me. They explained the logic of sibling favouritism in an episode of the Rugrats once. I recommend you watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 EDIT: a huge part of using stagecoach is that when i moved back to my folks i was counting how much money i was saving. Not realising my mum has suffered an OCD breakdown and wants everything to be super duper ubber clean and i pay 40 a week (WHAT THE ALMIGHTY FUCK!? I moved back here to try and save that amount not give you) and the amount i need to spend on busses. combine the two and i'm paying near enough what i was paying rent every month to live in somewhere, where i have less freedom and need to answer to their completely irrational rules and lectures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 urg, no one understands me, my life is over.Oh well bye! I hope your mum realises that she is completely out of order for her to expect her son, an almost mature adult to have some basic hygiene, responsibilties and respect whilst you're living in 'her' house. 40 ?!?!? WOAH!!! New week, New pet hate: whilst on the buses theme. Over the course of say the past 10 bus journeys I have taken to work I have not once paid a consistent fare. I always get the bus from the same stop and the same time but yet the fare is always jumping between 1.50 & 2. It's not the 50p that concerns me, more my stupidity(laziness) for taking the bus. I've used the tickets from previous days to prove that the fare is wrong but it's always " the last driver must not have been paying attention" - NO SHIT SHERLOCK! The no.1 bus has been getting notoriously bad for terminating the route halfway down Holburn St with the driver refusing to pay out to the travellers who paid to get to the other side of Garthdee. If I hadn't lost all hope long ago i'd be proper fucked off. [\END OF RANT] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 People who almost stop while driving round a corner - what are they doing?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 John, are you saying that yr sister is dirty?Seeing how much they look like each other, being balls deep in John W's sister would be like being balls deep in John W. Ok if you're into that sort of thing i guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Seeing how much they look like each other, being balls deep in John W's sister would be like being balls deep in John W. Ok if you're into that sort of thing i guess?This thread is useless without pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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