waltz Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Exes. Because they end up fucking yr friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 McFlurrys. When did they go shit? We went to get one today, and we were originally given two that were rock hard, as if they'd been left over and put in the freezer for a while. Even so, Ice Cream shouldn't go that hard when frozen. We got them replaced, and they were clearly watered down. They cream was seperating from the water, and started to bare resemblance to the consistency of cottage cheese, which makes sense. If there was water in it, then it would go solid in the freezer. Was crap anyway. Tasted like ice. No cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Lovely song. Even Wilco won't sway me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Being in a good mood when I shouldn't be. My cloak of DOOM has been replaced by a t-shirt of someone skateboarding with a speech bubble saying "YO!" in big bubble letters. I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Fucking miserable cunt. Skateboarders saying "Yo" seesh what next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Fucking miserable cunt. Skateboarders saying "Yo" seesh what next?Great, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Job interviews! Especially for jobs you really want. I hate bigging myself up and thinking up examples of when I demonstrated this or that quality. there must be a better way to dish out jobs to the right people other than nerve racking formal interviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Job interviews! Especially for jobs you really want. I hate bigging myself up and thinking up examples of when I demonstrated this or that quality. there must be a better way to dish out jobs to the right people other than nerve racking formal interviews.Go back to Russia, Commie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Working from home when the sun is splitting the sky but not having a garden or wireless internet to allow me to enjoy said sunshine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Go back to Russia, Commie.I knew there was a word for it... Communism. Yeah I'm all for it. The interview went really well anyway so it's no longer a pet hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Jobbies that aren't quite ready. Tricked by my own bowels. Fucking waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Jobbies that aren't quite ready. Tricked by my own bowels. Fucking waste of time.I was up all night with the squits. Had to do two watery poos in the luxury of the Stag toilets then race home too avoid seepage. Must have eaten something bad I suppose. I'm walking like a cowboy today.On the plus side, I have the day off work which I'll probably get paid for and I feel fine now.How are everyone's bowels today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 How are everyone's bowels today?Powerful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 I was up all night with the squits. Had to do two watery poos in the luxury of the Stag toilets then race home too avoid seepage. Must have eaten something bad I suppose. I'm walking like a cowboy today.On the plus side, I have the day off work which I'll probably get paid for and I feel fine now.How are everyone's bowels today?Sounds like you got bummed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 That guy in town who potters about every day asking if there's anywhere the homeless can get a meal, then asking for change. I get him at least twice a week. The cunt needs to remember my face. He still keeps trying even though the past few times, I've just walked right past him and said 'No'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 That guy in town who potters about every day asking if there's anywhere the homeless can get a meal, then asking for change. I get him at least twice a week. The cunt needs to remember my face. He still keeps trying even though the past few times, I've just walked right past him and said 'No'.Yes. He is a human goldfish. I've tried saying MacDonalds or similar to try and make myself stick in his mind, the last time he actually managed to walk backwards beside me I said 'You tried that one on me 2 days ago' (which was true) and he got teh most indignant look on his face, as if I am just not playing ball by listening to his tired patter. It doesn't help that he seems to possess an eminently smackable coupon.My pet hate today is skateboarders. Or at the least the skateboarder earlier who was skating down Belmont Street whilst towing a suitcase. Spotty gimp. If you read this site, yes you. Spotty, green checked shirt sporting, ignorant gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 That guy in town who potters about every day asking if there's anywhere the homeless can get a meal, then asking for change. I get him at least twice a week. The cunt needs to remember my face. He still keeps trying even though the past few times, I've just walked right past him and said 'No'.He doesn't get arsey if you look him square in the eye and say "fuck off, mate", just moves on without trying to argue the point. He got that today and then the thousand-yard stare into the distance from me. It's a great look if you can perfect it. But yeah, one of these days he's going to catch the wrong person in a bad mood and get the fuck smashed out of him. And deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 On the subject of shite.Festival toilets. Fucking Abysmal. And smelly. Pet hate of the past week.I cant relax on any toilet that isn't my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 That guy in town who potters about every day asking if there's anywhere the homeless can get a meal, then asking for change. I get him at least twice a week. The cunt needs to remember my face. He still keeps trying even though the past few times, I've just walked right past him and said 'No'.Yes! I was talking about him to my friends today. I've not encountered the guy in a while, but he used to ask my friend and I after work every week as we'd be sitting at the bus stop. Every sunday without fail we'd give him the same suggestions, after which he'd immediately say, "Nah, they're closed..."Apparently he's been down pestering people at the bus station. His new tactic is to target people who are sitting on benches as they've less chance of just walking away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Dancing with a girl for ages, and her voluntarily GIVING you her number without you asking, only for you to type it wrong. I can't think of many more times I've been more fucking annoyed at myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 d'oh! been there, its quite a rare occurance to get the number, and to write it down wrong, damn you beer! damn you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Bands.I'm booking a UK tour for a band and they are requesting that I book their friend's band as a tour support.Umm, it doesn't quite work like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Dancing with a girl for ages, and her voluntarily GIVING you her number without you asking, only for you to type it wrong. I can't think of many more times I've been more fucking annoyed at myself.What a nightmare! The rare occurence when a girl is offering her number I'd get her to put the number in my phone or atleast write it on a coaster. After a few dozen this phone is like trying to work out the meaning of life.Latest pet hate is a new one but the past few nights I have either been sleep walking or just been getting up in a total daze. So far in my sleep I have consumed two pints of milk,four cans of beer,tin of pineapple chunks and last night I had a big bottle of lucozade.I have zero recollection of this happening but it's just shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Dancing with a girl for ages, and her voluntarily GIVING you her number without you asking, only for you to type it wrong. I can't think of many more times I've been more fucking annoyed at myself.Did you get given a fake number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Did you get given a fake number?Seems pretty obvious that he did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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