Woodsinho Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 People who say "om nom nom"Is nyum nyum nyum acceptable or does it fall under the same umbrella? Details like this are important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Is nyum nyum nyum acceptable or does it fall under the same umbrella? Details like this are important.We all know nyum nyum nyum means something entirely different... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 do we ?(Nev, was it the reference to mince that made you say om nom nom, cuz I'm startin' to get a little concerned...LOL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Is nyum nyum nyum acceptable or does it fall under the same umbrella? Details like this are important.It falls under the same umbrella. As do people who say "lol" "t'internet" and "brb" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Yes those people - CUNTS!One I have mentioned earlier but has arose again again - People who feel the need to screech,groan,whine and moan whilst on the toilet. There is no need. I know having a good shit can almost be as good as a semi decent shag but come on dinna have an fucking orgasm over it. Shit yer weight, wipe,cleans hands and be silently delighted until you eat again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Thanks, you just reminded me of this YouTube - Dumb and Dumber toilet scene (High Quality) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Sure I've mentioned this story before but here it comes again...Was once sitting in Schipol airport, on the bog. Heard a guy in cubicle next to me. Here's how it soundedUUUUNNNHHHHHUUUUUNNNNNHHHHHYUUUUNNNNNNNG*plop*"OOOOOOH YEAAAAAH"While cleaning my hands, he came out. Fucking cowboy hat and everything. Best bloke ever.Oh, and I say lol, t'internet, roflcopter etc in real life. But as my reputation points will show you, I'm fucking better than you, so fuck off. (Unless you're Soda Jerk, in which case, fuck back on). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Sure I've mentioned this story before but here it comes again...Was once sitting in Schipol airport, on the bog. Heard a guy in cubicle next to me. Here's how it soundedUUUUNNNHHHHHUUUUUNNNNNHHHHHYUUUUNNNNNNNG*plop*"OOOOOOH YEAAAAAH"While cleaning my hands, he came out. Fucking cowboy hat and everything. Best bloke ever.Oh, and I say lol, t'internet, roflcopter etc in real life. But as my reputation points will show you, I'm fucking better than you, so fuck off. (Unless you're Soda Jerk, in which case, fuck back on).Fuck Soda Jerk and fuck you too. I retired as rep points champion. I was a zillion points ahead of both of you chumps before I was promoted due to my sheer awsomeness, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Knight Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 The original recording of Constipation Blues - enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)Sure I've mentioned this story before but here it comes again...Was once sitting in Schipol airport, on the bog. Heard a guy in cubicle next to me. Here's how it soundedUUUUNNNHHHHHUUUUUNNNNNHHHHHYUUUUNNNNNNNG*plop*"OOOOOOH YEAAAAAH"While cleaning my hands, he came out. Fucking cowboy hat and everything. Best bloke ever.Oh, and I say lol, t'internet, roflcopter etc in real life. But as my reputation points will show you, I'm fucking better than you, so fuck off. (Unless you're Soda Jerk, in which case, fuck back on).Fuck Soda Jerk and fuck you too. I retired as rep points champion. I was a zillion points ahead of both of you chumps before I was promoted due to my sheer awsomeness,You waived your bragging rights to become a forum fascist, so I have no quams in negating your score. Fuckig Nazi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Fuck Soda Jerk and fuck you too. I retired as rep points champion. I was a zillion points ahead of both of you chumps before I was promoted due to my sheer awsomeness,I can't hear you over my 3 stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 People who commentate on live sporting events on threads on internet forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 People who commentate on live sporting events on threads on internet forums. The Punktastic forums are terrible for this. It's one thing to actually comment on something that just happened and speak about it, but about a dozen or so will just type in "GOAL" OR "FOUL" and even "HALF TIME" as soon as it happens. Absolutely fuckpiss mental freaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 You waived your bragging rights to become a forum fascist, so I have no quams in negating your score. Fuckig Nazi.I can't hear you over my 3 stars.There's only one way to settle this. A three way wrestling match, on the Moorings dancefloor, all of us stripped to the waist and covered in sardine oil. Last man standing is crowned Aberdeen Music Champion.Teabags you work there, make this happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 People who commentate on live sporting events on threads on internet forums. This. I've since learnt not to check sickipedia if I'm watching a recorded world cup game. Checking sickipedia when watching the game live is great though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Militant vegetarians. Listen fucknut, you choose not to eat meat and I respect that, just the same way as I choose to enjoy eating smooshed up bits of dead animal between two bits of bread, and I would appreciate being able to do so without having propaganda and Smiths album titles thrown around. Take your iron-deficient blood and fuck off. Also your farts smell really bad from all the vegetables. So stick that in your courgette and smoke it, hippy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 pretty much any kind of preaching or lack of tolerance for other people's choices is fairly frustrating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Militant vegetarians. Listen fucknut, you choose not to eat meat and I respect that, just the same way as I choose to enjoy eating smooshed up bits of dead animal between two bits of bread, and I would appreciate being able to do so without having propaganda and Smiths album titles thrown around. Take your iron-deficient blood and fuck off. Also your farts smell really bad from all the vegetables. So stick that in your courgette and smoke it, hippy.Your stomach is a graveyard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Not having a van or suchlike to move lots of my own gear from somewhere I don't need it to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Militant vegetarians. Listen fucknut, you choose not to eat meat and I respect that, just the same way as I choose to enjoy eating smooshed up bits of dead animal between two bits of bread, and I would appreciate being able to do so without having propaganda and Smiths album titles thrown around. Take your iron-deficient blood and fuck off. Also your farts smell really bad from all the vegetables. So stick that in your courgette and smoke it, hippy.Interestingly enough, during the entire 21 years I ate meat I don't think I ever had any vegetarian lecture me on eating meat and I went out with one for a couple of years. Once I stopped eating meat a few years ago though I am regularly subjected to rants about how 'eating meat is natural' and 'animals will still die so I might as well have a steak'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 No meat eaters = no animals. Simples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Forum members who change their names !!!!pleeeeze....Its very confusing cuz I don't know who is who anymore (well, quite a few of you)mebbe its just my age........o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Forum members who change their names !!!!pleeeeze....Its very confusing cuz I don't know who is who anymore (well, quite a few of you)mebbe its just my age........o_ONo no I'm with you on this. Loopy crazy bossturds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Not having a van or suchlike to move lots of my own gear from somewhere I don't need it to be.If you want something picked up, I could maybe do it in my van sometime. Just a one off mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 If you want something picked up, I could maybe do it in my van sometime. Just a one off mind.Cheers for the offer Bri, that is very much appreciated! I had my mum's Ford Puma and somehow managed to fit my drumkit, all hardware (lots of cymbal stands!), Orange 1x12 and a couple of other things in! Only had to make a second trip to get my Dean (case is huge!).I really need to get something some day so I can constantly move my 4x12 around!Cheers again though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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