Guest Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 Thought you rode a bike? Mind you... yanking your crank while pedalling would be an impressive skillHow I get to work depends on whether I've had a wank that morning or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 How I get to work depends on whether I've had a wank that morning or not.Touch! Although either way, people nearby will probably notice. Not a problem in a car! Unless you're overtaken by a land rover or a bus - they can see in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 Parents, who are happy to take out a potty and what I can only describe as 'disposable baby shit bags', and allow their toddlers to strip half naked, and drop a shit into the potty, right in the middle of the aisle of a train, all whilst a passenger is trying to pass down the aisle. 'Oh, just hang on. My daughter is doing a poo'.This happened twice, and each time, they carried the bag of baby shit right past me down the aisle, within inches of my face. I think they must have thrown it out of the window, because I can't imagine the bag flushing. The time in which they returned meant they certainly did not wash their hands.I mean, what the fuck? That is just absolutely vile. If you must insist on your kids shitting in tie-top shit bags, then at least take the whole potty unit into the toilet, and not, you know, about 1 metre from where I'm sitting. Grotesque.Fucking despicable, that isn't even funny. Fucking horrible. People are fucking horrible. People are fucking disgusting.Dreading the Elgin train tomorrow now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 Parents, who are happy to take out a potty and what I can only describe as 'disposable baby shit bags', and allow their toddlers to strip half naked, and drop a shit into the potty, right in the middle of the aisle of a train, all whilst a passenger is trying to pass down the aisle. 'Oh, just hang on. My daughter is doing a poo'.This happened twice, and each time, they carried the bag of baby shit right past me down the aisle, within inches of my face. I think they must have thrown it out of the window, because I can't imagine the bag flushing. The time in which they returned meant they certainly did not wash their hands.I mean, what the fuck? That is just absolutely vile. If you must insist on your kids shitting in tie-top shit bags, then at least take the whole potty unit into the toilet, and not, you know, about 1 metre from where I'm sitting. Grotesque.Engorged. Contemplating fap. Also, Slutbags; what's the big deal about leaving the toiletseat up? You have to put it down before you piss, and when I go after you, I have to put it back up. What's the difference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 I'll start leaving the seat up if equal pay for females is abolished.Where's mah tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 This train shitting thing is bizarre. I have young kids myself and am therefore tolerant of most stuff, screaming etc, but this is mental.If they are out of nappies and old enough to shit in a potty, then there's fuck all stopping their parents holding them over the bog.I think you were very, very unlucky, I've never heard of this happening to anyone, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 I felt a little worse for the guy trying to pass whilst all this was happening. He was held up for about 2 minutes, which doesn't sound like long, but felt like an age due to how awkward the situation was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 Also, Slutbags; what's the big deal about leaving the toiletseat up? You have to put it down before you piss, and when I go after you, I have to put it back up. What's the difference?It's just her being her i.e. nippy. Sit down for a piss, everyone's happy. Kunt and The Gang wrote a song about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 If they would just take them to the toilet instead of letting them lay a cable in the middle of a packed train then there would never be a problem in the first place.I was about to say "no shit", but that would be blatantly untrue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 It's just her being her i.e. nippy. Sit down for a piss, everyone's happy. Kunt and The Gang wrote a song about it.You know me too well plus there's piss on the seat 9/10 after a guy's been in... I aint fucking touching that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 I have to sit down to piss. No big deal. Beats soaking my socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 You know me too well plus there's piss on the seat 9/10 after a guy's been in... I aint fucking touching that!You're moaning about guys leaving the seat up, it takes some doing to piss on the seat when it's up. We can only hose on the seat if it's down when we start pissing. Make your mind up, woman... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 I have to sit down to piss. No big deal. Beats soaking my socks.What, you've had your cock pierced? o_OSomeone will be telling me Cloud is living in Poland next...... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 What, you've had your cock pierced? o_OSomeone will be telling me Cloud is living in Poland next......In other news, turns out Hog's a slaphead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 I heard some people don't like Rangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 And there is a confusion over what punk is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 And there is a confusion over what punk isBut at least we know what Grunge is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 I hate it when bands take ages between sets at a gig. First band finishes, next band should be straight on and ready to go with minimal fuss/dicking about with tuning/swilling beer/chatting. Especially when there's no background music and the bar is next door. Pick up your instruments and start playing you bunch of posey twats. A very quick tune up is fine and also if there is equipment to be moved about, that's fine, but fuck standing about for ages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 First Bus. Fuck you, you bunch of inadequate cunt swabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Having a good ogle at a nice arse/legs only for the lady in question to turn round and be some old minger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Having a good ogle at a nice arse/legs only for the lady in question to turn round and be some old minger. Or a bloke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Or a bloke Poof.I have to sit down to piss. No big deal. Beats soaking my socks.I don't, not all the time. and I've since discovered the pierced penis paradox. Sit down to piss...it's really hard to resist just giving in and having a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 ...Sit down to piss...it's really hard to resist just giving in and having a shit.Agreed, although not in the Moorings where you have to put your boot to the door. This can add an element of uncertainty to the whole process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Agreed, although not in the Moorings where you have to put your boot to the door. This can add an element of uncertainty to the whole process.Does she like that sort of thing?.....you should put this on the 'first date' thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 not in the Moorings where you have to put your boot to the door.I just use my hand. And only when people first walk in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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