Guest Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Being insanely fucking good at rapping and- due to my red hair and pasty white skin- being unable to showcase it to the world without being scoffed at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Being insanely fucking good at rapping and- due to my red hair and pasty white skin- being unable to showcase it to the world without being scoffed at.But surely you couldn't look like more of a cock than Eminem?If you have skill then go for it I say. Just lay off the 'YO YO YO's and don't make claims that you used to run gatz back in the 9-nizzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 yeh, keep it real. Rap about factor 50 sun block and freckles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 And having fanta pubes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameron S Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Referring to one's girlfriend etc as 'the bird'. A mental image of burberry cap, trackies tucked into socks etc pops into my mind when I here that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Your stage name will be Nefarious Cock.Nah. I was thinking Nefarious C or Tyrannosaurus C R A I G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Being insanely fucking good at rapping and- due to my red hair and pasty white skin- being unable to showcase it to the world without being scoffed at.Go MF Doom style and wear a mask:Sorted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Go MF Doom style and wear a mask:SortedIt looks like Ainsley Hariott has decided to fight crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Nah. I was thinking Nefarious C or Tyrannosaurus C R A I G.Nefarious Cock is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Being insanely fucking good at rapping and- due to my red hair and pasty white skin- being unable to showcase it to the world without being scoffed at.If Joe Pesci can do it, so can you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ithaca Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 My own spitting of the proverbial dummy...OK, so I'm not old (28). Im not unhealthy (physically or mentally). I dont have any major financial concerns. I have a roof over my head that I share with a very shiny individual who still gives me butterflies long after our honeymoon period ended. Life should be pretty good. Wait. Life IS pretty good. Very good in fact. I sometimes need to remind myself of this however...The inevitability of human drama (a phrase Ive shamelessly plagiarized) runs in all our lives, yet seems to be accepted and dealt with better by some than others. I'm not grumpy all of the time (not much of it, actually!), but I have been turned into something of a grump recently. Why? Well thats the question thats prompted me to write this self-absorbed nonsense. That, coupled with the go-slow feeling of this Monday morning (no milk at work, no work at work, the bastard sea-gull who woke me up at three oclock this morning, my mothers constant alcohol abuse). Apologies, I digressSome people will always be unhappy because they are negative people. They lack the ability to look at a situation and see the good in it. When presented with a challenge or critique they see it as a sign that theyre doing something wrong, not an encouragement to do better.Some people are grumpy because its easier for them to be grumpy. It almost seems to take less energy for them. Once you start being grumpy everyone expects you to be grumpy so then you have less expectations to live up to. It can make for an easy life I guess?Everything in the news at the moment seems designed to depress us. Its almost as if youre made to feel bad for being happy at the moment. You dont know my painAt first, looking at situations in the grand scheme of things is so often over-looked. And why not? Were all human after all (some more than others, I grant you). Self-preservation makes us all selfish to a certain degree. How am I going to pay that bill, My life is over without her!, Who finished all the fucking milk!?!, can be as trivial to one person as soul-consuming to the next. Selflessness doesnt top many peoples priority lists nowadays. We tend to look after ourselves and our own; the rest can sort themselves out. Why? Well, why not? Makes sense to me.Enough. My point? (and Im sure I have one!). My point is that human drama is indeed inevitable. We make it that way. How we deal it with it is another matter. I for one will endeavor to remind myself of this the next time theres no milk on a Monday morning!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Relieving the heat with a bit of moisture? Yeah. I feel completely cornholed by Mother Earth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Why? Are you both made of sugar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Why? Are you both made of sugar?Vampires or witches... That's my guess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Why? Are you both made of sugar?Clearly they were both going to go out wearing their antique German Helmets. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Clearly they were both going to go out wearing their antique German Helmets.YES.I wanted to give you rep but couldn't, so please have my regards, and pass them on to everyone you love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 I'm just bitter i couldn't see my girlfriend 'cause of the fucking weather.And who said romance was dead? I'm touched by your commitment to each other... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 haha! i know we're complete and total pussies to the weather! but i didn't want to turn up at her house drenched in water looking like a twat did i:P She would have thought it was sweet and earned my some brownie points but at the end of the day i'd be soaked and look like a total divA div with a knockout excuse to take his breeks off, however. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Im sure you could think of a way to get warm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 I'll keep that in mind for next time, but just remember, soaking wet with my trousers off, it's gonna be pretty cold which probably won't be too flattering on me:PWhat would she care? She'd be too busy facing a wall getting fucking pounded. CHAMONE! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Vampires or witches... That's my guess.Gremlins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Intense reliance on technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 THE BEES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Bees are awesome.They're fucking furry for fucksakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Bees are awesome.They're fucking furry for fucksakes.Hahaha, nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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