em-s-t-a-r Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 The STV jobs advert aaarrrggghhh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 The bus this morning was just a terrible experience entirely.No matter how bad an experience you have, no matter what awful things you may share on this site, I will always find the name Teabags synonimous with piercing ones cock with a safety pin, this rendering any other "terrible experiences" null and void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 No matter how bad an experience you have, no matter what awful things you may share on this site, I will always find the name Teabags synonimous with piercing ones cock with a safety pin, this rendering any other "terrible experiences" null and void.I didn't pierce it. I just put it up my japper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 When large groups of people decide to all walk side-by-side at a really slow pace, thus taking up HALF THE WIDTH OF THE BON ACCORD CENTRE!The only way I could possibly react was:"ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME!? CONSIDER OTHER PEOPLE, YOU BUNCH OF ABSOLUTE CUNTSTICKS!"Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 When large groups of people decide to all walk side-by-side at a really slow pace, thus taking up HALF THE WIDTH OF THE BON ACCORD CENTRE!The only way I could possibly react was:"ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME!? CONSIDER OTHER PEOPLE, YOU BUNCH OF ABSOLUTE CUNTSTICKS!"Idiots.I get annoyed with slow walkers too, equally people who walk slow get annoyed with me cause I speed along..but i find it hard to dawdle along Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 I walk fast, because then I get to the place I want to go quicker and then I'm not walking to somewhere...I'm there.I fucking despise people who amble, or worse, who move to where you want to walk as you go there. It can only be accidental as they don't know you're behind them, but the amount of times you walk to their left to get by and they amble that way, then you go right and they judder back the way.FUCKING DICKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Vista, normally I'm a bit of a fan but not when it interferes with my downloads.I left a 350mb download on while I went away to the gym thinking, "It'll be done when I get back"...Come back two fucking hours later and it had stopped at 10% because Vista had just decided it would. Mother-Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Vista, normally I'm a bit of a fan but not when it interferes with my downloads.I left a 350mb download on while I went away to the gym thinking, "It'll be done when I get back"...Come back two fucking hours later and it had stopped at 10% because Vista had just decided it would. Mother-Fuck.My laptop used to be really bad for that. I would leave it online downloading stuff while I went to work, and it would always "Automatically check for updates". Then once it had downloaded the updates it would come up saying "your computer needs to reboot to install these updates. Your computer will reboot in 5.00 minutes". Of course if you're there you have 5 minutes to press cancel, but if you're out at work you can't. So you come home expecting to have loads of new stuff, and it's just sitting there whirring away looking smug as fuck with it's new updates, while none of your download software is even open. ANNOYING. AS. FUCK.My laptop updates NOTHING without my express say-so anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 My laptop used to be really bad for that. I would leave it online downloading stuff while I went to work, and it would always "Automatically check for updates". Then once it had downloaded the updates it would come up saying "your computer needs to reboot to install these updates. Your computer will reboot in 5.00 minutes". Of course if you're there you have 5 minutes to press cancel, but if you're out at work you can't. So you come home expecting to have loads of new stuff, and it's just sitting there whirring away looking smug as fuck with it's new updates, while none of your download software is even open. ANNOYING. AS. FUCK.That was a right cunt at work.Obviously being a game dev im in games alot. And when it comes up with that prompt it doesn't task switch to show. So there you are, ploughing away in game, then all of a sudden BOOM, it starts shutting down.Fucking vista. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 That was a right cunt at work.Obviously being a game dev im in games alot. And when it comes up with that prompt it doesn't task switch to show. So there you are, ploughing away in game, then all of a sudden BOOM, it starts shutting down.Fucking vista.i take it you've managed to keep your job then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 i take it you've managed to keep your job then?Nope. Redundant as of end of March.Woo hoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Nope. Redundant as of end of March.Woo hoo!bah that fucking sucks man. Who was it you worked for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 FireFly Studios.Might get the job back, but not 100% sure. Oh well. DOOOOOOOOOOOLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Dole is ace. Unless you're on it too long and they send you to Job Schools. Urgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Dole is ace. Unless you're on it too long and they send you to Job Schools. Urgh.Pens are the best friends you can have! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Tell you what I fucking hate.Having plans all week that you're looking forward to, then being cancelled on last minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 The engine warning light coming on in the dashboard when you've just bought the car the day before. And then having to wait another week before it can get seen to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Tell you what I fucking hate.Having plans all week that you're looking forward to, then being cancelled on last minute.Me too. This happened to me last night. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Unexpected brushes with jazz, especially played by buskers with saxophones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Media player trying to make me listen to the fucking eagles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Media player trying to make me listen to the fucking eagles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Unexpected brushes with jazz, especially played by buskers with saxophones.Outside the corpse of Zavvi, perchance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer_eldritch Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Pens are the best friends you can have!Speaking on pens. . . What I really hate is when I turn up to an exam and I'm surrounded by people who bring 10 pens to each exam. 10 pens?! Are they expecting some fucking pen-troll to come and steal them all?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Outside the corpse of Zavvi, perchance?HMV actually. It was a horrible moment between songs on my mp3 player, so my ears were briefly assaulted by some crazy astro jazz bellowing out of his saxophone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Speaking on pens. . . What I really hate is when I turn up to an exam and I'm surrounded by people who bring 10 pens to each exam. 10 pens?! Are they expecting some fucking pen-troll to come and steal them all?!There is always the danger the pens could be biro-degradable. Best to have a few spare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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