fatboy Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 in conversation I just refer to "her" and "she"although she has a thing about calling me "the wife" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 How long until Cool Thinker starts a thread asking if anyone has any memories of Clinton Cards?http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/2761570#.T6pB2R1g4NQ.facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 I mostly refer to my girlfriend as Bumshky Jane, Princess Booblies, Knacky Thomas or My Potato Popsicle. She is called Helen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Disagree. Inappropriate use of speed is a turd's game. I don't shred past schools and nursing homes, only on wide open roads with no traffic.What if you hit a deer? Or someone going for a run? Black ice? Pothole?OBEY THE RULES! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 On the point of what you call your other other half - I generally call my wife by her name... or "my wife". To her face, I call her "slut" quite regularly. She returns the favour by calling me "cunt" all the time. We're so in love. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 What if you hit a deer? Or someone going for a run? Black ice? Pothole?OBEY THE RULES!Rules are for pussies! Apart from hitting a deer (those little douche bags jump out at you regardless of how fast you're going) each of the occurences you mentioned can be quite easily avoided by not driving too fast. It's all about appropriate use of speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 paime's right, excess speed has never been a factor in accidents involving joggers, black ice or poor road surfaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 I'm not allowed to drive boobs too big? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 paime's right, excess speed has never been a factor in accidents involving joggers, black ice or poor road surfaces.I think you misunderstood my last post. If there is the danger of black ice or if i know a road has potholes then you don't speed as that is innapropriate. If i know the road well and the weather is good then why not have a quick blast?Dubya - i was caught my those police camera van units thingys on both occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Friends of mine had a similar approach when they started out driving, especially for the first 5 or so years. Good conditions, roads you know well, a bit out of the way. Good drivers too, a lot of them, with experience way beyond their years from having driven on farms, in field cars, etc before they were legal on the roads. A few of them paid for that approach with their lives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 How long until Cool Thinker starts a thread asking if anyone has any memories of Clinton Cards?http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/2761570#.T6pB2R1g4NQ.facebookAw man, got a mate who works there. Still, at least this means he can go get a real job now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Aw man, got a mate who works there. Still, at least this means he can go get a real job now.I bought a birthday card from there once, but then another time I went to Celebrations instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 I think you misunderstood my last post. If there is the danger of black ice or if i know a road has potholes then you don't speed as that is innapropriate. If i know the road well and the weather is good then why not have a quick blast?Dubya - i was caught my those police camera van units thingys on both occasions.A road can be fine one week and have a pothole the next if a big fuck off lorry takes a chunk out of it or whatever. How can you always know?I find it a little baffling you can justify breaking the law because you "know" the road. Even after having your licence taken off you and having points on your licence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 On the point of what you call your other other half - I generally call my wife by her name... or "my wife". To her face, I call her "slut" quite regularly. She returns the favour by calling me "cunt" all the time. We're so in love. Your wife is ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 I've got points on my licence for being hard as fuck.Seriously though the roads around here are really dangerous. Like Soda said lorries can easily tear out a pothole. Another big danger is farming machines and tractors. They shred the roads around my house all they time and quite often leave a lot of dirt and mud on the roads. Where we live it's not really a good idea to pretend your Vin Diesel. Imagine the scene. Big Vin powersliding around a big fuck off corner only to discover halfway round a load of cows. Not pretty.There's a speed limit for a pretty good reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Where we live it's not really a good idea to pretend you're Min Diesel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Where we live it's not really a good idea to pretend your Vin Diesel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 She's probably (hopefully) laced yours with cyanide. Isn't sugar the natural antidote? So Cyanide laced sugary treats is probably not the most effective of poisons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Isn't sugar the natural antidote? So Cyanide laced sugary treats is probably not the most effective of poisons. Evidence from animal experiments suggests that coadministration of glucose protects against cobalt toxicity associated with the antidote agent dicobalt edetate. For this reason, glucose is often administered alongside this agent (e.g. in the formulation 'Kelocyanor').It has also been anecdotally suggested that glucose is itself an effective counteragent to cyanide, reacting with it to form less toxic compounds that can be eliminated by the body. One theory on the apparent immunity of Grigory Rasputin to cyanide was that his killers put the poison in sweet pastries and madeira wine, both of which are rich in sugar; thus, Rasputin would have been administered the poison together with massive quantities of antidote. One study found a reduction in cyanide toxicity in mice when the cyanide was first mixed with glucose.[15] However, as yet glucose on its own is not an officially acknowledged antidote to cyanide poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Fuck officiality, I make my own rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Does one of the rules tell you to behave like a ballbag at all times? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 No, I don't even follow my own rules. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Is "clique" pronounced click or cleek? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Is "clique" pronounced click or cleek?Cleek -> http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/clique#Pronunciation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Where is Jools Holland's neck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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