The Milner Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 You should definitely be banned, that is much worse than any of my shit band banter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Pet Hate - Teaser trailers for upcoming trailers for upcoming films. Fucking hell, just punt out a trailer and release the movie. The hype building shit is nonsense. For example:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4Z-E-MxboAlso, big film trailers now copying the Inception "BBBBWWHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM" stabs in the music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Remaking Total Recall with Colin Farrell. Go fuck yourselves Columbia pictures. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 He's well tidy in Fright Night though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 I used to like RoidDroid, but now he's ragging on Karl Pilkington? Good heavens. Less of that. I bet he was the Spanish Hacker that was mentioned a few posts above. Let's all send him a turd in the post.It's an opinion which has lost me favour in the past. Judged on his own merit I probably actually just find him mediocre but add in all the people telling me how he's the funniest thing ever....Please send the shit via Yodel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 "I'M DELETING MY FACEBOOK...... DON'T TRY AND STOP ME..... I'M DELETING IT IN ONE WEEK (so I can read all the pleas from people asking me not to).... RIGHT BE WARNED I'M DELETING IT...... ANY MINUTE NOW...... TOMORROW IT'LL BE DELETED......."If you want rid of Facebook just delete it and fuck off you dullard, instead of announcing it and hoping for a reaction. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Facebook attention seekers are the best. Like vague little updates so their friends will go "OMGZ what's happened?!?". Got one on mine that always seems to say stuff like "Ouch! Looks like I'm off to A&E then" so everyone will shower them in concern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 "i dont wanna waste time on you anymore""on who? what happened? are you okay?""i dont wanna talk about it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Migraines. They're like the hangover you never deserve. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 We've discussed this before, and it is still relevant now.I would also like to point out that the amount of idiots on facebook is pretty much parallel to the amount of idiots in the real world. They just make it abundantly clear on the internet and somehow manage to hide it in person. At least it in the real world when they do their attention seeking shit you can display your "not giving a fuck" in equal measure to how they display the heart on their sleeve.I think the internet has given people a bit of a platform to show how much of a wanker they are. Especially idiots who use Twitter. I knew footballers were a bit dim, but now they've been left to run riot on Twitter, more and more footballers are getting charged for being a bit homophobic, racist and generally abusive... And generally making it very public that they are totally stupid. But not just famous people, all people in general now have this platform to say things they wouldn't usually say, and not allowing themselves time to consider whether or not what they are saying is worthwhile, or just pure nonsensical, idiotic and often downright offensive wittering 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 I think the internet has given people a bit of a platform to show how much of a wanker they are. Especially idiots who use Twitter. I knew footballers were a bit dim, but now they've been left to run riot on Twitter, more and more footballers are getting charged for being a bit homophobic, racist and generally abusive... And generally making it very public that they are totally stupid. But not just famous people, all people in general now have this platform to say things they wouldn't usually say, and not allowing themselves time to consider whether or not what they are saying is worthwhile, or just pure nonsensical, idiotic and often downright offensive witteringIt's brilliant, isn't it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 It's very easy to hide an individual's entire activity on your Facebook feed. I did it; it's fucking marvellous. It means I can go on Facebook now without my feed constantly cluttered with piss, and I can just see what's happening with the people whose internet presence I value. You can also select which activities of an individual is featured on your feed. It means I can stop being informed about what articles someone has been reading on the Guardian website. I don't fucking care what you read in the Guardian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Fucking thickshakes. Pointless cunts. I want a drink I can drink without having to use a spoon, or burst a fucking blood vessel trying to suck it thru a straw. If I wanted ice cream I would have asked for ice cream. Take this away and bring it back when its liquid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Fucking thickshakes. Pointless cunts. I want a drink I can drink without having to use a spoon, or burst a fucking blood vessel trying to suck it thru a straw. If I wanted ice cream I would have asked for ice cream. Take this away and bring it back when its liquid.You are wrong. They have their place and they are delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Most people know I'm not a complete dick in real life. If I was anything like I am on here in real life, I'd hate me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Most people know I'm not a complete dick in real life. If I was anything like I am on here in real life, I'd hate me.Out of curiosity, why do you feel the need to be a bit of a dick on here then?I expect a glib and dry response from someone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 I don't think I've been very dickish this week. I was only really a proper dick last week. Just for shits and giggles. It's only words on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 It's very easy to hide an individual's entire activity on your Facebook feed. I did it; it's fucking marvellous. It means I can go on Facebook now without my feed constantly cluttered with piss, and I can just see what's happening with the people whose internet presence I value. You can also select which activities of an individual is featured on your feed. It means I can stop being informed about what articles someone has been reading on the Guardian website. I don't fucking care what you read in the Guardian.ah that's why you don't comment on my facebook then... *cries* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Pet Hate - I've felt kind of culky all day. Can't shift it. It's like the philly I had this morning on my bagel is just sitting at the back of my throat. horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 The taxi drivers that seem to think Thain's bakery is some sort of taxi driver drop in club from 2am onwards. Just FUCK OFF and go and drive your cars instead of hanging around a bakery getting in the way of me ordering pies while you drink free coffee and moan about some fare that didn't tip you very well or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 Pet Hate: not having anything to contribute to any forums on the site when I'm at a loose end....wait a second... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 I C W U D T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Trying to cut out dairy from my diet. First day of it, and already I realise how much milk / butter / cheese I consume. Dry bread roll and black coffee for breakfast. Mmmmm..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Trying to cut out dairy from my diet. First day of it, and already I realise how much milk / butter / cheese I consume. Dry bread roll and black coffee for breakfast. Mmmmm.....Is that so you don't burst out of your kimono? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Is that so you don't burst out of your kimono?Well, in a way yes. I have a flatulence issue. Frequent, eye-watering, stick in your throat, open a window, air-turning-brown farts that fill the whole room and could kill a small animal. Attempting to find out the cause. My stomach bloats and goes rock hard as well. Reckon it could be lactose so trying a week without dairy.When I fart in my sleep the smell is so bad that it wakes up my girlfriend It amuses me, but not her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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