Alkaline Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Well, in a way yes. I have a flatulence issue. Frequent, eye-watering, stick in your throat, open a window, air turning brown, farts that fill the whole room and could kill a small animal. Attempting to find out the cause. My stomach bloats and goes rock hard as well. Reckon it could be lactose.Yeah, it'd be difficult to get follow-through out of the inside of a kimono. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 I fucking love my kimono.Tell me that isn't awesome. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 I fucking love my kimono.Tell me that isn't awesome.Take it to the ace-ic thread geisha-boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Milner pinching things I say for his signature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 The weather not being as nice today.The mrs losing my hat.EDIT: found it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 I fucking love my kimono.Tell me that isn't awesome.Tell me that isn't a colossal fire risk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 It's not. The fire doesn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 It's not. The fire doesn't work.Yeah, but you're flaming... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Lactose is in a lot of stuff, you'll have to completely cut it out for longer than a week so it's out of your system properly. Also, it's probably gluten - if you're still getting tummy problems without the milk, try cutting gluten out of your diet. That includes mushrooms, MSG (no Chinese food for you) etc...(add: I think some potato waffles have lactose in them, some crisps have lactose in them and so on, read the ingredients on EVERYTHING)That sounds wank. If I have to give up potato waffles the girlfriend is just going to have to learn to live with the farts.Somethings not right though. I don't have a great diet, which probably doesn't help. I live on coffee, croissants and crisps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Elwood that is the second coolest kimono i have ever seen, mines being the first obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 It's reversible too. The other side is just plain black with a big fuck-off embroidered dragon on the back. I feel like a god when I wear it. Also it's actually really rich green, it just came out a weird turquoisey shade in that picture for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 The other side is just plain black with a big fuck-off embroidered dragon on the back.That sounds incredible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 I thought it was your girlfriends, and you just wore it for a joke... oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 I thought it was your girlfriends, and you just wore it for a joke... oh dear.It takes a real man to rock the 'mono. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 It takes a real man to rock the 'mono.Fucking women is for poofs! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 In practice what occasion calls for a Scot living in Ireland to wear a kimono? If it's a role-play thing, then fine. I have a samurai sword you could buy off me if you like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 It's a dressing gown innit. I've wanted one for years. I wear it for going from the bedroom to the shower and back so my flatmate doesn't see my cock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Tore hunners of ligaments in my foot and ankle playing rugby today. VERY sore. We won and I scored two tries though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Tore hunners of ligaments in my foot and ankle playing rugby today. VERY sore. We won and I scored two tries though. Did you play on through it? Hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Did you play on through it? Hard.No... I can't walk. I didn't make a big deal though. I just said "subby" and some of the lads carried me off. Bad times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Just certain types, my mum and sis have food intolerances and allergies including wheat, yeast, gluten, diary and avocado. They use Lactofree cheese, milk etc... and alpro soya light. The free from range is expensive as fuck, so keep a food diary and write down what you've excluded to show your doctor - my rents GP refuses to acknowledge food allergies, so my mum pays £6 for a tiny loaf of bread for her and my sis, from the health food shop.Alpro is mince. You want the unsweetened supermarket brand Soya juice.Although if you're lactose-intolerant, drinking a glass of full-fat moo-juice will pretty much make you shit your pants, so you can find out if it's that pretty easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 I fucking love full fat milkthere is some sort of conspiracy/mind altering adjenda which makes people buy the semi skimmed milk.red - skimmed milk and 1% can fuck right offits white coloured water 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 That sounds wank. If I have to give up potato waffles the girlfriend is just going to have to learn to live with the farts.Somethings not right though. I don't have a great diet, which probably doesn't help. I live on coffee, croissants and crisps.Speaking as a former vegan, I can tell you that milk or milk derivatives are in so many things. I really struggled with that, away to tuck into a bag of McCoys and seeing that there was milk in the ingredients list. Bread, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Alpro is mince. You want the unsweetened supermarket brand Soya juice.Although if you're lactose-intolerant, drinking a glass of full-fat moo-juice will pretty much make you shit your pants, so you can find out if it's that pretty easily.the light stuff is good, but not the normal - it's fucking bawk. Unsweetened soya all the way. Chocolate soya milk is also amazing, love heating it up for hot chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Insomnia is my pet hate of the day. Went to bed at 9.30 for an early night, didn't get to sleep until 2am. Booo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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