The Milner Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 That stupid, suck in your fanny, stick out yer tits and pout pose that women seem to do constantly now a days, what happened to just smiling without a stupid pose!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) People who carry golf umbrellas anywhere but the golf. Deadly. Edited October 30, 2014 by Gypsum_Fantastic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Just umbrellas in general. Wear a hat you cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 No hat wearing indoors though, cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) I like to think that I'm a pretty zen guy these days, but the word "foodie" and everything associated with it really makes my urine bubble. This word is usually adopted by pretentious faux-intellectuals who are good at no things and see following the instructions on the back of an Old El Paso fajita kit as a grand accomplishment. "Yeah I'm like, *such* a foodie, yeah?" Tarquin said, adjusting his thick-rimmed, lens-less glasses. Well done, you like food! So does everyone else on the planet, you dipshit. If you didn't like food, you'd be dead. It's a bit like calling yourself an "oxygen enthusiast". You're really into food. *That* is your big thing?! Be more interesting, you bores. Edited October 30, 2014 by Murrr 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 People who say zen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 I like to think that I'm a pretty zen guy these days, but the word "foodie" and everything associated with it really makes my urine bubble. This word is usually adopted by pretentious faux-intellectuals who are good at no things and see following the instructions on the back of an Old El Paso fajita kit as a grand accomplishment. "Yeah I'm like, *such* a foodie, yeah?" Tarquin said, adjusting his thick-rimmed, lens-less glasses. Well done, you like food! So does everyone else on the planet, you dipshit. If you didn't like food, you'd be dead. It's a bit like calling yourself an "oxygen enthusiast". You're really into food. *That* is your big thing?! Be more interesting, you bores.I didn't know this was a thing. What cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Some could say that about music though. There's plenty hipster wanks that do exactly the same with music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Could someone please define what a hipster is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Could someone please define what a hipster is? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Some could say that about music though. There's plenty hipster wanks that do exactly the same with music.Like classical musical enthusiasts. Fucking hipsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Defining 'hipster' and discussing foodie culture... what year is it? 2009? Next we'll be be getting up in arms about Sachsgate and mourning Jade Goody. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Could someone please define what a hipster is?Some good examples in here - http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/10/28/23-telltale-signs-you-live-in-a-hipster-neighbourhood/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 The guy that lives above me with the electric drumkit that he thinks means I can't hear him bashing his kick pedal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Roadworks. Why does the council seem to save them up for the when the dark, shitty weathered nights start.Also pricks piling through red lights at afore mentioned roadworks causing an absolute nightmare. Just wait for the fucking lights you fucking cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Could someone please define what a hipster is?Also - your mum*.*i have actually met his mum, she's a total hipster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 I was in Starbucks this morning, and I overheard someone say "totes adorbs". Out loud. In public. Inexcusable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Yeah, that's totes inex. It totally harshes my zen when people say dat shiz. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 The guy that lives above me with the electric drumkit that he thinks means I can't hear him bashing his kick pedal.Use all the cold hard cash in your pooch to hire Mathilda to clean him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 I hate it when people act drunk. I was at a party last night at student halls and it was actually ridiculous how many girls drunk fuck all and were pissed. The two guys and me were doing shots and everything and we were fine. But then you get the girls going crazy and hyper like little children trying to prove how much they've drunk. Just no need for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 I hate it when people act drunk. I was at a party last night at student halls and it was actually ridiculous how many girls drunk fuck all and were pissed. The two guys and me were doing shots and everything and we were fine. But then you get the girls going crazy and hyper like little children trying to prove how much they've drunk. Just no need for it. Stellar post, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 I hate it when people act drunk. I was at a party last night at student halls and it was actually ridiculous how many girls drunk fuck all and were pissed. The two guys and me were doing shots and everything and we were fine. But then you get the girls going crazy and hyper like little children trying to prove how much they've drunk. Just no need for it. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 The two guys and me were doing shots and everything and we were fine. little children trying to prove how much they've drunk. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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