Moon Moon Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Don't you hate it when the nurse turns off your life support machine because you were a bit of a cunt to them at school?Can't wait till i get to nurse you and Cool Thinker. Yous are fucked. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Can't wait till i get to nurse you and Cool Thinker. Yous are fucked.Yet more potential future employer fodder...I suggest you stick at school and grow up a bit, there's very little chance of you doing anything other than permanently screwing your chosen profession with your current attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 I thought it was pretty funny, tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 I thought it was pretty funny, tbh.In context I agree, but while trying to get a job caring for people it just makes him look immature and as a result unsuited to a profession that requires maturity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Airwaves? You ABSOLUTELY DO NOT put anything in someone's mouth when they're fitting, you wouldn't tilt their head backwards either. You really don't know anything at all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Guys, you have to immediately administer medicine to someone who is having a fit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Can't wait till i get to nurse you and Cool Thinker. Yous are fucked....Or would we BE fucked? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 No you don't in-case they do bite you. you either keep checking too see if their tongue is in the right position by orientating their head back ward and opening their mouth so 1. their airwaves are clear and 2. you have a clear sight of their tongue and its position. Some my use a wooden spoon and put in their mouth also. You certainly would NOT put a wooden spoon into the mouth of someone having a seizure, their jaw clamps shut when having a fit so you would only hurt them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Putting an object in their mouth could cause more damage. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 I remember when airwaves first came out, it was like mint had entered a new dimension, they blew my head off. I couldn't get enough of them, they were my gateway drug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 I remember when airwaves first came out, it was like mint had entered a new dimension, they blew my head off. I couldn't get enough of them, they were my gateway drug.I thought they were only to be used as suppositories for people having fits? We've been using them wrong guys, WE'VE BEEN USING THEM WRONG!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 I thought airwaves was chewing gum to help blocked noses...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) Losing the remote for the telly. What a cunt. The sky one does some of the functions but not all of them. Annoying. Now I have to wait for a new one to come in the post to watch stuff I downloaded. Minor irritation thread. Edited October 16, 2014 by Reinhold Messner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I can't wait until there's a devastating grievance thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'm convinced the Apple TV remote was designed specifically to slip down the sides of sofas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 I'm convinced the Apple TV remote was designed specifically to slip down the sides of sofas. The amount of times I have thought that I should just tape it to the back of my Sky remote, but never do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Currently staying at my folks for a couple of weeks while I'm between houses. We're arranging all the insurance and utilities for the new house and almost without fail every single one of them is fucking up the correspondence. Keep telling them we've not moved in yet and give them our entry date then ask them to send any letters, or in BT's case the new broadband equipment, to my parent's address and instead they keep sending it to the new house. Mostly this is just a minor irritation but the fucking home insurance did it and we need the documents for the mortgage. Now BT have done it with the broadband router that someone needs to be in to sign for. Bunch of bastards the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Mostly this is just a minor irritation but the fucking home insurance did it and we need the documents for the mortgage. That one happened to me earlier in the year. Incompetent boobs, the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Losing 3-12 on de_nuke and fighting back to make it 13-14 when some fucking cunt on your team goes AFK making you lose the last 2 rounds. Fucking hell that was infuriating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 people quoting posts by people I have recently put on ignore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Why are you ignoring Chris? Edited October 22, 2014 by MattJimF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Having a "News About Your Ticket!" email from the National Lottery, but their website being down, therefore being unable to check whether or not I am a millionaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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