Captain America Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 I do that.Nick "best minute ever!"john "just got laid?"Ahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhaha.Hah. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Michael McIntyre. Stop shaking your head when you tell unfunny jokes, shitfinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Michael McIntyre. Stop telling "jokes", shitfinger.Fixed that for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Michael McIntyre. Shitfinger.That's a better fix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 I'll raise you...Michael McIntyre. Stop. Hammertime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Not a pet hate, just a 'pure shiter' but there is no thread for that.Blue Beauty, the touring staple of many bands, today has slipped into a fuel injection related coma, it will be hooked up to life support over night to diagnose exact problems. If these problems total too many great british pounds to repair, then it will be sent to the great metal graveyard in the skies.100,000 touring miles completed without a single mechanical problem, yes it got a flat battery from time to time, new windows and tyres have been needed. But one cruel act may end its life.My thoughts are with its family at this time, Focus, Fiesta and Mondeo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 not a pet hate, just a 'pure shiter' but there is no thread for that.Blue beauty, the touring staple of many bands, today has slipped into a fuel injection related coma, it will be hooked up to life support over night to diagnose exact problems. If these problems total too many great british pounds to repair, then it will be sent to the great metal graveyard in the skies.100,000 touring miles completed without a single mechanical problem, yes it got a flat battery from time to time, new windows and tyres have been needed. But one cruel act may end its life.My thoughts are with its family at this time, focus, fiesta and mondeo.it's not her time yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Rappers who think they can act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Is that better or worse than actors who think they can rap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Fucking Facebook event invitations. I don't mind being invited to every gig / clubnight in the northern hemisphere, at least then I can just glance down the list and I know what's going on over the nex month. However I get so many invitations through Facebook I just ignore most of them, I don't have time to sit and go "accept", "decline", "accept" etc. What does gall me though is that even though you are still sitting as "Awaiting Reply" because you've ignored it, the promoter can still mass-send an email message to all guests of this event. Thus you get spammed to fuck with emails about gigs that you have no intention of going to, or that you have already agreed to go to. A glance at my inbox from the last month: World Atlas (NYC) + JJ Bull + Flora Cook & Tommy Tungsten26 July at 23:24 This is on SUNDAY!!!!"Fans of orchestral pop, meet your new favorite band." - NYC The Deli Magazin...Endor + Jakil + The Shakedown Project14 July at 14:38 2 days to go!!!Reminder that this is on Friday Hopefully see you all there.. Doors 7.30pm -...Endor + Jakil + The Shakedown Project12 July at 19:08 FRIDAY!!!!!This awesome night is on FRIDAY at TUNNELS, East Green Aberdeen. ENDOR JAKIL...TUFF CLUB presents STEVEN MILNE & DJ CHRISTY KEENAN03 July at 13:45 TUFF CLUB guestlist spotsHi all, We have a limited amount of free guestlist spots for tonight, anyone...POLAR BEAR CLUB NIGHT feat SKIBUNNY (live)02 July at 01:19 TONIGHT!!! (Fri) Free guestlist anyone?This is tonight 11pm - 3am at Tunnels, East Green/Carneigies Brae Aberdeen (...Presenting a toxic evening of Acceptable in the 90's....01 July at 13:20 Acceptable in the 90'sGreetings Rave Children of the 90's .... Hope that you can come join us at tu...The Deportees + Three Knots + JJ Bull & The Dinosaurs24 June at 17:28 SATURDAY!This one is on Saturday at Tunnels 7.30pm doors 14+ show 4 advance from O... DeleteYoung States plus Be Like Pablo & guests24 June at 17:26 TOMORROW!!!!This one is tomorrow (Fri) at Tunnels Doors 7.30pm 14+ show 5 on the doo...Be A Familiar + Boycotts + Farewell Singapore17 June at 19:57 FINAL CALL FOR THIS ONE....Last reminder for this brilliant show on Saturday at Tunnels Doors 7.30pm F...No offence to any of these bands, but this is annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 I keep getting invited to Manchester gigs and clubnights from when I used to go to gigs there. I keep asking to stop getting invited now I live 300 miles away. I didn't get a response, unless you count the continuation of event invitations in Manchester as a response. Fuck them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Blue Beauty has been officially laid to rest. 2000-2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Hahaha brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 I remember Blue Beauty. She was a good ride. I'll wank about her tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Plagiarism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Plagiarism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Plagiarism.If only you could be repped for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Plagiarism.I rip off Kchgh all the the time. It's fun, easy and it feels like I'm the only person in Aberdeen doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 My own fucking stupidity. I bought 4 tickets for the upcoming WWE Smackdown show in September. The tickets aren't here yet so I thought I'd check the status of it. I booked them by phone, I didn't write down the booking reference, and I can't remember which company I booked them through. Also I've moved house since I ordered them and I cant remember which address I gave them. I've trawled through all my credit and debit card transactions trying to find the transaction, and I can't find it. Basically, I have no idea who I bought the tickets from, or how to contact them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Just turn up on the night. Say that you're name is John Cena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Just turn up on the night. Say that you're name is John Cena.Dude, that's ridiculous, there's no way they'd let John Cena into a Smackdown show, he's Raw through and through. He'd be much better off claiming to be Rey Mysterio with the luchador mask 'n' that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Oh yeah, I forgotton they'd split into factions and Cena was now Raw 'til he dies. My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I went to a Raw show once dressed as John Cena. I'm not proud of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 People that are on the phone, the line goes dead for whatever reason and they just sit there going "Hello...hello...hello...hellooooo...hello?...hello" in different fucking tones of voice, for 2 fucking minutes. The line's dead fuck-nut. Hang up and phone them back if its that important.And once again...idle fucking chit chat. Fuck off with your mundane, banal shit cunt lugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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