Jump to content
aberdeen-music

Pet Hates!


Guest idol_wild

Recommended Posts

Get one of these -

STV Mega Sonic Scatter-cat Gun - STV632 - Animal Repellents - STV - DIY and Tools from DIYTools.co.uk - Your First Stop For All Things DIY !

Sonic repellent gun with laser sights. Pull trigger halfway, get the laser dot right on the little fuckers head, and fire a blast of ultrasonic wave that most people can't hear but drives cat mad. They soon learn not to come near. I got a motion sensor version and it seems to have worked.

That looks fun, however the cat in question seems to evade being spotted at it's business -I did see one of the fixed ones but decided to try the 5 quid spray in the first instance rather than the 30 quid detector....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest idol_wild

Vapid people with vapid lives.

Background: I currently work on a temporary contract for an executive agency of the Scottish Government. My job entails manning a contact centre and performing all of the necessary actions and administrative duties associated with the contact centre. Due to the nature of the job, there are periods of time where there is literally nothing to do.

We have books, maps and the internet available to us at our fingertips. So when there is no work in, we can occupy and educate ourselves, and at least look busy.

Pet Hate: The two new members of the team who literally sit in front of their computer and twiddle their thumbs whilst staring blankly at the screen, awaiting some sort of notification to arrive.

I mean what the actual fuck!? Are you that uninteresting that you're unable to occupy or engage yourself in anything? Are you interested in so little that you'd rather sit and numbly stare at a screen when you could be entertaining or educating yourself?

I HOPE TO FUCK YOU GET SO BORED THAT YOU END UP SURFING AND COME ACROSS THIS SITE AND READ THIS, you vacuous cunts.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Perhaps they are so creative and interesting that they are in a full throttle daydream, hence the blank stare? I often stare blankly when there is nothing to do because I'm thinking what it would be like if I could stop time, and everyone was frozen still. I mostly weigh up who, within my vicinity, I would punch in the face first. I achieve a different result each time, because I am surrounded by a vast number of punchable faces, yet I only own two fists; only one of which I'd be comfortable punching with.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I also sometimes draw pictures by highlighting cells in Microsoft Excel. Not filling them with colour. Highlighting them. It's a challenge, because if you take your finger off CTRL, you lose everything. Also, in Excel, if you highlight a cell, you can't un-highlight it. So again, you have to stay focused. Other people in the office pass the time with mundane conversations about shite. Idiots. They couldn't draw a palm tree with Excel cells. Not on their lives.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I also sometimes draw pictures by highlighting cells in Microsoft Excel. Not filling them with colour. Highlighting them. It's a challenge, because if you take your finger off CTRL, you lose everything. Also, in Excel, if you highlight a cell, you can't un-highlight it. So again, you have to stay focused. Other people in the office pass the time with mundane conversations about shite. Idiots. They couldn't draw a palm tree with Excel cells. Not on their lives.

This is a thing that I did regularly in my last job. That inability to un-highlight is a right picture killer.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...