Monster Zero Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Ill tell you what isnt good when you are in the midst of a dump and someone bowls into the cubicle next door to unleash a torrent of obviously long-held in skitters. The smell was ungodly so negating any comedy gold. Jeff Daniels wasn't in Smell-o-Vision in 'Dumb and Dumber'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 The crappers in Total in Altens are a fucking nightmare, the door / walls start about a foot off the floor and barely reach head height. No privacy in those mu'fuckers at all. Inevitably every time I went for a shit someone would come into the cubicle next to me, unaware that anyone was "next door" and start doing loud quacky farts into the porcelain. Cue feet-shuffling / throat clearing to alert them to my presence. This usually let to painful sounding grunts while they tried to hold in the tolly that was already partway out until I left. Stopping the wheels once they are in motion isn't easy.Awful crappers. Even people coming in for a piss could hear every sound. I like my cubicles completely cut off from the rest of the room. It makes me very uncomfortable knowing that people can hear me taking a shit.The ones at my current job are ace, completely seperate rooms, with 4 actual plastered walls and a thick heavy door that reaches all the way to the top and the bottom. Great shitting, though I am contemplating taking in my own toilet roll because the stuff they provide here is like wiping your arse with a sheet of A4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 People who think that myspace/bandcamp/blogspot/facebook etc. Is the be all end all for being in a band. GfysaeslsNever mind that, tell me about Closed In.I'm guessing you're influenced by Crossed Out, Boxed In, Sewn Shut, Nailed Down and Stapled Shut. You sound like them already... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Girls that don't dig beards. They obviously can't handle the Neanderthalic manliness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 When you download porn only to discover that the file requires a password which wasn't supplied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 So if a band has really great music but still utilise My Space then they are no use?No, I didn't say that at all. I just suggested that it's more fruitful to use newer things. Maybe I should talk about what happens when I shit, we could be besties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 MySpace is totally obsolete now: most new bands worth their salt have a Bandcamp and a blog, rather than a MySpace.I'm just sayin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 I'm just sayin...I first pointed it out and I was a "smart arse". GO FIGURE, EH GUYS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Well, sorry if I've upset anyone.I meant for bands starting out. Existing bands with MySpaces still get plenty of hits. It's pretty obvious what I was getting at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Well, sorry if I've upset anyone.You can't make a remark, then when people call you on it, go into a sarcastic huff/sulk. People will call you "The Incredible Sulk" and that is not a nickname becoming of a gentleman as handsome as yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Well, sorry if I've upset anyone.I meant for bands starting out. Existing bands with MySpaces still get plenty of hits. It's pretty obvious what I was getting at.You can't make a remark, then when people call you on it, go into a sarcastic huff/sulk. People will call you "The Incredible Sulk" and that is not a nickname becoming of a gentleman as handsome as yourself.That's the exact tactic I've used as long as I could speak. I hope you're serious about me being handsome, if you're joking, it'll crush me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 I'm extremely handsome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 I'm extremely handsome.I'm extremely ham, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 I'm extremely ham, son.Dude, you're getting desperate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Dude, you're getting desperate.I can't recall ever not being totally desperate in any aspect of my life.Pet hate (for a change); The weather getting gradually colder, meaning less beautiful women on the street in tank tops/short skirts, etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 blue screen of death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 I can't recall ever not being totally desperate in any aspect of my life.Pet hate (for a change); The weather getting gradually colder, meaning less beautiful women on the street in tank tops/short skirts, etc etc.you must spread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 No, I didn't say that at all. I just suggested that it's more fruitful to use newer things. Maybe I should talk about what happens when I shit, we could be besties.Ha, well Ill set aside your cutting wee jibe there. Devastating as it is for me, Ive long realised that I have little in common with folks such as yourself.If you had just come in with a comment along the lines of I think Bandcamp is better than My Space because. followed up with an accompanying blog is also beneficial because then folk would think nothing of it. Instead you wade in with a stupid definitive statement about new bands only being worth their salt if they have these things. Its absolutely founded in nothing but your own opinion unless you give some sort of context or evidence to back it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 Ha, well Ill set aside your cutting wee jibe there. Devastating as it is for me, Ive long realised that I have little in common with folks such as yourself.If you had just come in with a comment along the lines of I think Bandcamp is better than My Space because. followed up with an accompanying blog is also beneficial because then folk would think nothing of it. Instead you wade in with a stupid definitive statement about new bands only being worth their salt if they have these things. Its absolutely founded in nothing but your own opinion unless you give some sort of context or evidence to back it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 I can't recall ever not being totally desperate in any aspect of my life.Pet hate (for a change); The weather getting gradually colder, meaning less beautiful women on the street in tank tops/short skirts, etc etc.Ah, but this also means less swaggering neds showing off their scrawny chicken-dippers and Sunny-D fed bodies and making me want to puke. Clouds, silver linings and all that. Quite literally since the clouds are the issue here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 Ha, well Ill set aside your cutting wee jibe there. Devastating as it is for me, Ive long realised that I have little in common with folks such as yourself.If you had just come in with a comment along the lines of I think Bandcamp is better than My Space because. followed up with an accompanying blog is also beneficial because then folk would think nothing of it. Instead you wade in with a stupid definitive statement about new bands only being worth their salt if they have these things. Its absolutely founded in nothing but your own opinion unless you give some sort of context or evidence to back it up.And it's not possible that I was joking about the 'worth their salt' thing? OH WELL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 Hipster irony fails again.I'M FUCKING JOKING, EY![sarcasm][/sarcasm][/sarcasm]UBB Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 A bit of overheating going on, over an opinion about bands flocking to bandcamp. I took the 'worth their salt' part to mostly mean 'bands that care about the quality of their output available for streaming', since Myspace sounds mince, and Bandcamp has unparallelled playback quality for a streaming website. Maybe that's not how it was intended, but I saw it that way. Now that can't be unseen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 And it's not possible that I was joking about the 'worth their salt' thing? OH WELLYou clearly weren't though. Maybe you mistyped, or used the wrong phrase, but you can't cover it up as a joke. Just accept that you said something stupid instead of going on about it constantly, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 You clearly weren't though. Maybe you mistyped, or used the wrong phrase, but you can't cover it up as a joke. Just accept that you said something stupid instead of going on about it constantly, mate.Christ, you are a grumpy cunt today eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.