Woodsinho Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I'd be more annoyed with seeing the word 'signage' in there. This is not something I should get annoyed about, it's a completely legitimate word used in the correct context, but it offends my eyes nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I'd be more annoyed with seeing the word 'signage' in there. This is not something I should get annoyed about, it's a completely legitimate word used in the correct context, but it offends my eyes nonetheless.It's a word that appears in property contracts all the time, so I just gloss over it. It is a stupid word though.Original Spies - my mother in law calls gay people "willy woofters". She's nearly 70, so it's acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 That makes me feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I hate all those "send us your gold" adverts......but particularly dislike the guy who does the "PostalGold" ad..... never really knew why he made me feel uneasy... until now.....I just realised...the fucker never blinks !!!....... makes him look a right weird twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 It's a word that appears in property contracts all the time, so I just gloss over it. It is a stupid word though.Original Spies - my mother in law calls gay people "willy woofters". She's nearly 70, so it's acceptable.Jim Davidson does exactly the same, and everyone loves him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Annoying fuckwits who can't seem to be bothered to lift their feet when they walk. OOOH it really fucks me off hearing the constant scuffing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 The latest one is "Gold Buyer Man". He bursts in on two middle aged women having a conversation about who to sell their gold to. It's their choice I suppose, but he looks like a rapist and to top it off is wearing a superhero suit.Oh and during the testimonials there is a receptionist who looks and speaks like she's just been battered with a bit of 6x4.If people had any sense, they'd just go direct to a gold dealer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 The latest one is "Gold Buyer Man". He bursts in on two middle aged women having a conversation about who to sell their gold to. It's their choice I suppose, but he looks like a rapist and to top it off is wearing a superhero suit.Oh and during the testimonials there is a receptionist who looks and speaks like she's just been battered with a bit of 6x4.If people had any sense, they'd just go direct to a gold dealer.But it's so easy.They send you a bag to put it in and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 They send you a bag to put it in and everything.That posties will recognise instantly...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I got just got this e-mail:This shit irritates the fuck out of me. People should clearly be able to see big fuck off scaffolding outside the front door of the office, and be able to safely walk round it without being wrapped in fucking cotton wool all the time.It's not really a problem I have with this specific e-mail but more the society we've landed ourselves in where everyone is a fucking fairy, and can't look after themselves anymore. Fuck, if I walk outside and smack my face off some scaffolding, the only person I'd be annoyed at would be myself for being a fucking idiot.The other week we had an email sent out to the entire workforce warning us of......wait for it.....thawing snow falling from the roof. I almost didnt come to work out of sheer terror of being pummelled with a light fluffy cloud of snow on my otherwise uneventful walk to the locker room.I am almost tempted to drop a biscuit in a random corridor to see if anyone just simply picks it up and cleans it or whether some temporary barriers and warning lights will be set up to form a precautionary perimeter around the potentially lethal biscuit. After all, it could be terrorists......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Kelvin McKenzie. Shouldn't need to explain that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 That Owl City song that just assaulted my ears. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Kelvin McKenzie. Shouldn't need to explain that one.I'm afraid you're going to have to as i have no idea who he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I'm afraid you're going to have to as i have no idea who he is.Some twat from Coronation Street I think EDIT: Google says nae! He's an editor for the Sun..or was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I'm afraid you're going to have to as i have no idea who he is.One of the biggest c**ts in recent history. That's 'The Truth'...Kelvin MacKenzie - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 One of the biggest c**ts in recent history. That's 'The Truth'...Kelvin MacKenzie - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaAgreed. Dave probably likes him though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Highlander Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Having explosive diarrhea for almost a week. I'm lying in bed and am scared to fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 One of the biggest c**ts in recent history. That's 'The Truth'...Kelvin MacKenzie - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaHe seems pretty irrelevant these days, so not really worth getting upset over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Why the fuck do people walk along the road smiling when they're on their own and not listening to headphones? What the fuck are they smiling about?Fucking happy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Why the fuck do people walk along the road smiling when they're on their own and not listening to headphones? What the fuck are they smiling about?Fucking happy cunts.That annoys me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 This:You may want to upgrade your browser.You're using an old version of Internet Explorer to browse Facebook right now.Facebook will work better for you if you upgrade or switch to another browser.Upgrade to Internet Explorer 8Switch to FirefoxSwitch to SafariSwitch to Google ChromeFuck you Facebook. I don't want to upgrade my browser. I like my browser. And I'd appreciate it if you didn't slag it off every time I log in and make me feel like a cretin. "Oooooh look at you with your shit old browser! What's it like having a browser that was developed by cavemen?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 He seems pretty irrelevant these days, so not really worth getting upset over.I'm guessing his mention was because he was on Question Time last night, so he's still relevent enough to get on that. Though he only seems to accept the invitation as an excuse to wind up most of the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Highlander Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 People who call a guitar an "axe". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I'm guessing his mention was because he was on Question Time last night, so he's still relevent enough to get on that. Though he only seems to accept the invitation as an excuse to wind up most of the country.They drag up all manner of irrelevant people for Question Time though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Why the fuck do people walk along the road smiling when they're on their own and not listening to headphones? What the fuck are they smiling about?Fucking happy cunts.They're probably from another city, or foreign types most likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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