paranoid Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 The kind hearted souls that decided it would be nice to smash my windscreen.That fucking bites man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Cunts. Where was your car?Outside my work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Outside my work Argh, that's got me raging. Folk just can't leave things alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 It's wank. I had my bike tyres cut open a few weeks before Christmas. Blatantly slashed, because I could see the cut. It was about 4 inches long on both tyres. Had to push it 2 miles home. Obviously not the expense of a car windscreen by any stretch, but just reinforcing the fact that you can't expect any one to just behave like a human being. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Fucking savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 What the fuck was that done with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Fuck. Any CCTV down there that the cops can ignore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 probably no point even if there was, if they ever found them they would probably sue because a bit of glass flew off the windscreen and cut their finger, hence rendering them incapable of thieving handbags and panning old wifys faces in for their pension money, or as the lawyers would put it ....'loss of earnings' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 That is utter bullshit man.To quote Vincent Vega -"What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle."I hope they get found and slowly castrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Wait...you're Tiger Woods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 The kind hearted souls that decided it would be nice to smash my windscreen.Two Supras on one street to choose from as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 People who feel the need to write laughter on Facebook updates that are supposedly funny. For example: "Bahaahaa" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Selling something on eBay then having the fucker not bothering to pay you or reply to your messages.Cunt's got an unpaid item on his account now.But I still have to try and sell the item again. Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 The fact that WH Smith's has a dedicated "Tragic Life Stories" section in its book department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 morning breath.i hate mornings and that coupled with the dying walrus smell of by g/f's morning breath as she cuddles into me is unbearable. I smacked my head of the bedside table trying to wriggle away from it this morning, bad times.Which probably explains why im such a massive unbearable cunt every minute of every day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Two Supras on one street to choose from as well.Not true as such but good observation of the pics. That was after I moved it from my work. Outside the shop was one to choose from... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Except it was your boyfriend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 You only got up 10 minutes ago? Or has your girlfriend not brushed her teeth yet? Either way, nothing of that tale pleases me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Solution offered:You'll enjoy your cigarette so much that you won't even notice your hag's foul dental hygiene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Pop your penis in her mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Pop your penis in her mouth.While a good temporary fix, this will result in penis breath.I fucking can't stand sleeping face to face with anyone. It feels like the oxygen is being sucked out of my brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 The fat, sweaty bastard sitting opposite me in the library who just sneezed twice without covering his face. I got his snot on my hand and totally flipped. What a cunt. I am emitting a red aura from my rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Solution offered:You'll enjoy your cigarette so much that you won't even notice your hag's foul dental hygiene.sadly if my bird looked as hot/dirty as the one in the picture i wouldnt care if her breath smelt of melted caterpillars. your onto something though, maybe i should have a standby onion on the bedside table in case i need to rebuff her cuddling urges in the morning 'bllaaahhhh' as she rolls over *ack, chomps onion* 'BLAAAHHHHH back to you bitch!' everyones a winner....well, i am and thats all that matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Whatever happened to Faceparty? That was pure, no-nonsense social networking. No bottomless pit of pointless updates or attention seeking garbage. Just Playboy Bunny themed profiles, and high contrast photos of the type of folk that loiter outside the Spar most week nights.They deleted all their members, and then charged them 25 to rejoin to stop "noblets" signing up. Well actually ou need a secret password, and you pay 25 for the password. And even that doesn't guarantee you membership:Faceparty > Join UsLets get one thing straight ...u can't buy yer way in ere; this gaffs free to use. The moment you expect special treatment cos you made a donation, ur deleted ...end of. You aint paying to use this site ...ur paying to find the password. We dont care what u do with it ...tattoo it on yer butt, if ya like.We owe u nuffink. If yer a nob, u'll get deleted ...just like anyone else. Ur password dont guarantee never-ending memberness. If u dont wanna risk it ...dont fukkin risk it. No refunds. Its really, fukkin simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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