Teabags Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Even if she was a complete munt and a bit butch...?Stop using the boards to try and get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Oooooft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Stop using the boards to try and get laid.Haha thanks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 People who pronounce the word sandwich as "sangwich".Just heard some stupid bint say sangwich in the lift and it was all I could do to stop myself saying "IT'S FUCKING SANDWICH." But then I would have got sacked, so I composed myself.Actually, the correct pronunciation is 'sammich'. But close enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Sammich is probably a thousand times worse than Sangwidge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Sammich is probably a thousand times worse than Sangwidge.I say sammich about seven times a week. It rolls off the tongue much better than sandwich, which reminds me of a golf club. Nice segue into the saying 'different strokes for different folks'.DUCWIDT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 I have no idea what you're talking about. I heard "Sammich" on a Disney Channel sitcom once, so I'll forever associate it with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Golf club....stroke....my magnificent wit is wasted on you younguns.Try saying sammich next time. Go on, live a little. It's far more satisfying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 The swine flu jab .........bastards didn't tell me it makes your arm sore for the next 3 - 4 days..... ooochya!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 The swine flu jab .........bastards didn't tell me it makes your arm sore for the next 3 - 4 days..... ooochya!!Most folk I know who'd had it have ended up with... flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Most folk I know who'd had it have ended up with... flu. you're right Nev, I'm just starting to feel flu-like symptoms.....it sucksI also got a regular flu jab in the other arm, and have a gammy left leg at the moment, so, not feeling too chipper.....I'd better be feeling better before chrimbo or will be well pissed off feeling like this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 you're right Nev, I'm just starting to feel flu-like symptoms.....it sucksI also got a regular flu jab in the other arm, and have a gammy left leg at the moment, so, not feeling too chipper.....I'd better be feeling better before chrimbo or will be well pissed off feeling like this!You trying out for the part of Tiny Tim or summit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 You trying out for the part of Tiny Tim or summit?Ha Ha...... yeah, you wanna give me a scabby turkey for our christmas dinner?? we can't afford one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Pet hate: Genocide.Sick of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Two little bellends, with clamidia spotted penis' trying to start shite when you are simply out late buying cigarettes. PS: "do you know who i am?" PPS: It is hard to tell when you are rooted to the floor nearly unconscious you little fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 3 Pet hates for me today:1: My payday tomorrow but I'm off today with no cash.2: My toilet seat broke when I went the bathroom this morning and I can't afford to buy a new one until tomorrow.3: The shard of plastic that punctured my left buttock as I sat down onto my toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Pet hate: Genocide.Sick of it.I like your pet hates alot. None of this "wah people on the bus. council tax. sour milk". You stick to the real problems, like a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 "Nerd chic". You're fucking 21; take off that stupid bloody cardigan, that "ironic" Iron Maiden t-shirt and those glasses that you don't even need and stop being a fucking wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 "Nerd chic". You're fucking 21; take off that stupid bloody cardigan, that "ironic" Iron Maiden t-shirt and those glasses that you don't even need and stop being a fucking wanker....Simon Amstell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 "Nerd chic". You're fucking 21; take off that stupid bloody cardigan, that "ironic" Iron Maiden t-shirt and those glasses that you don't even need and stop being a fucking wanker.Mais oui? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Girl in the middle definitely, the last one is a brilliant costume. Not sure about Svetlana up top though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Mais oui?I fucking love the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Girl in the middle definitelyTotalyl, she's fucking great isn't she? She even inspired me to do this... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Logical! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 "Nerd chic". You're fucking 21; take off that stupid bloody cardigan, that "ironic" Iron Maiden t-shirt and those glasses that you don't even need and stop being a fucking wanker.There was a gorgeous girl at my old work that I used to be quite besotted with, in a physical sense at least. One staff night out she turns up wearing a T Shirt with Iron Maiden's "Number of the Beast" album cover on it. Now, I had previously thought of her as a more of an R&B fan, frequenting horrible places like Espionage and what not (which was of course the reason I hadn't yet invited her back to my place) but here she comes strolling into the Wild Boar with a fucking Maiden T Shirt! Now is my chance! I stroll up to her with what's got to be the best chat up line she's ever heard...."Woe to you, oh earth and sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath because he knows the time is short.......""Hi Duncan" (slightly scared expression)"Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast.....""what are you on about?""..for it is a human number"(Stunned silence)"...its number is six hundred and sixty six""What?!" "Maiden!" (pointing directly at her tits)"What?!"Managed to explain myself and ascertain that she didn't even know Iron Maiden was a real band before she called the police. So yeah, fuck nerd chic. Real nerd is where the sex is at. Lurpak "Spreadable"No it isn't. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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