davewarden Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 A wasp. Remember, bees die when they sting.No they dont! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 No they dont!Yeah, they actually do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Female ones do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Stephen Fry told me otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Male bees and drones don't have stings. Worker bees and females have stings, but only the females die because the sting tears from their body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 people who have noisey text buttons, they are always the ones who text ALL the time as well....grrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Stephen Fry.There's just no need to be that brainy. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Stephen Fry.There's just no need to be that brainy. Cunt.You can't have Stephen Fry as a pet hate! EVERYBODY likes Stephen Fry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 You can't have Stephen Fry as a pet hate! EVERYBODY likes Stephen Fry!You're right, I take it back. He's a funny bastard. But he is too brainy for his own good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Student Fucking Elections.Leave me alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Student Fucking Elections.Leave me alone.What? Haven't you seen how hilariously eccentric the posters are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 "We can DEE it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 oh yes. when i was walking up the spital to class on tuesday my heart sank on the way cos of all the posters telling me to 'vote robin' with no other details whatsoever on them. i was pestered even more than those charity dudes in town with clipboards coming back from class today. piss off, the lot of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 "we can dee it!"'yes DEE can!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Is that Cox boy running again?!"Cox: dealing with the issue in hand""Cox: goes in hard to fix problems"GIMME A BREAK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 i remember him from student halls last year. haven't seen anything up this year. the standard of godawful puns on the posters i've seen has fallen dramatically this year. there was however a newton faulkner lookalike yesterday on a tiny bike pedalling around with a megaphone shouting at everyone to 'get involved'. twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 i remember him from student halls last year. haven't seen anything up this year. the standard of godawful puns on the posters i've seen has fallen dramatically this year. there was however a newton faulkner lookalike yesterday on a tiny bike pedalling around with a megaphone shouting at everyone to 'get involved'. twat.A problem easily sorted.Stick + spokes = tangle of ginger dreadlocks sprawled across the cobbles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Come on, 'BJ for Money!' BJ! Money! Cos...cos his initials are B and J...oral sex...NOPE SORRY STILL NOT FUNNY.I was surprised I didn't get harassed walking around campus this afternoon. I did however get followed along the road by 2 Mormons in a car asking if they can take me home then come in with me for a chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Come on, 'BJ for Money!' BJ! Money! Cos...cos his initials are B and J...oral sex...NOPE SORRY STILL NOT FUNNY.I was surprised I didn't get harassed walking around campus this afternoon. I did however get followed along the road by 2 Mormons in a car asking if they can take me home then come in with me for a chat.Mormons=Sex Pests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huw Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I forgot I had them, in a cupboard I never go in. Opened it up, and there it was... An Earth Squid just about to eat my house. It's just weird how the Potato keeps on growing. I'm not all for having living, breathing vegetables in my house. I'm sticking to oven chips.I had a cold last week. It was pure mank. Snot is just the worst. I get sick of blowing and wiping my nose every 2 minutes, so I usually shove a balled up segment of tissue into my nostril for a few hours. I'm pretty sure it was me who invented the patented Snot Sponge. Works a treat. Even better taking it out and showing it to someone. They don't really like looking at it.Both these things have affected me this past week. total fucking nightmare. i had to head down to costco for a baked potato, which by the way are the tastiest baked potatoes in the world, not to mention fucking gigantic. have you seen the size of them?!also, i would totally use the snot sponge, but i only EVER get a cold when i'm in a lecture theatre, people might think i'm some sort of deviant if i did that. so first dilemma i have no tissue to wipe my nose with and i don't want to touch the snot at the end of nose because i know that if i wipe it away, the flood gates are gonna open. break in the lecture *huzzah*... to the toilet for tissue. i blow the fuck out of my nose and take two pocketfulls of extra tissue into the lecture theatre. sorted.... wrong! about two seconds ater the break my nose begins to well up with snot again. how on earth can a man blow his nose quietly. it's frigging impossible. not to mention after two silent wipes, each pocketful becomes a tatty mess that looks like lint from the tumble dryer. so yeah, this happens to me pretty much everyday in uni and its bloody annoying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 New pet hate.Wisdom teeth.The bastard has been trying to come through for years and I don't think there's enough room quite frankly. It gave me an infected gum last month which hurt like a motherfucker. It's giving me hassle again just now. And on the dentist's advice I'm regularly using an antiseptic mouthwash which is great but it's made me feel like I've burnt my tongue, all the time.I've still got one more waiting to rear it's ugly head too. Can't wait for that. Fuck. Sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Both these things have affected me this past week. total fucking nightmare. i had to head down to costco for a baked potato, which by the way are the tastiest baked potatoes in the world, not to mention fucking gigantic. have you seen the size of them?!also, i would totally use the snot sponge, but i only EVER get a cold when i'm in a lecture theatre, people might think i'm some sort of deviant if i did that. so first dilemma i have no tissue to wipe my nose with and i don't want to touch the snot at the end of nose because i know that if i wipe it away, the flood gates are gonna open. break in the lecture *huzzah*... to the toilet for tissue. i blow the fuck out of my nose and take two pocketfulls of extra tissue into the lecture theatre. sorted.... wrong! about two seconds ater the break my nose begins to well up with snot again. how on earth can a man blow his nose quietly. it's frigging impossible. not to mention after two silent wipes, each pocketful becomes a tatty mess that looks like lint from the tumble dryer. so yeah, this happens to me pretty much everyday in uni and its bloody annoying.Sew your nostrils up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Or buy an old fashioned cloth handkerchief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huw Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Or buy an old fashioned cloth handkerchief.gadz min. no way. then i'd have boogers all over my pockets no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 oh yes. when i was walking up the spital to class on tuesday my heart sank on the way cos of all the posters telling me to 'vote robin' with no other details whatsoever on them. i was pestered even more than those charity dudes in town with clipboards coming back from class today. piss off, the lot of you.Seconded, saw all these posters when I had to take a guy to the Linksfield Centre yesterday (at least I think I did, nobody commented in that stupid stalking thread so perhaps that invalidated the experience) and how we did not laugh...I fucking detest student-types.Not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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