Jaaakkkeee Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Why would you eat a sausage you picked up off the ground?I was a kid. It's a very faint memory and it may have actually been a dream but I remember picking it up, going hmm, splitting it, going oh gadz. Chucking it and not telling my friend what I had just done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I gave trying to buy anything fashionable years ago. I tend to just buy things that make me look like less of a dick and that go some way to fitting me. The husky/tall gent is not adequately catered for on the high street.Right on. There seems to be some myth that buying clothes is easy if you're tall because all the more common sizes sell out so quickly. Load of tosh. The big/tall sizes go just as quickly because they just don't stock as many, if any at all. JD Sports are a nightmare for stocking size 12 trainers, even though they say most of their stock goes up to a 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Hey, that's the price you pay for having big penises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Hey, that's the price you pay for having big penises.Why would anyone wear shoes on their penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I have size 12 too. shoes are dick, i once went around about 5 different shops trying to find shoes that fit my feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I cried watching last nights WWE Raw when Edge announced his retirement. Hands down, gayest thing I've ever cried at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Edge is and always was a giant bell-end. Should've been him instead of Owen Hart IMO.(It was Owen Hart who died doing the abseil ring-entry, right?)xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Why would anyone wear shoes on their penis?For smashing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Edge is and always was a giant bell-end. Should've been him instead of Owen Hart IMO.(It was Owen Hart who died doing the abseil ring-entry, right?)xxJesus that's a bit harsh. Fair dos not liking him, but wishing him dead? o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Stroopy's opinion is obviously far too edgy for your liking.EDGEy?Yeah.8-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Hollister is always worth a visit. They're trying to sell you clothes, but its always nice when ridiculously pretty girl flirts with you. It makes you feel like a total stud. Plus, you can go home and wank about them.Confession: I genuinely think that I am awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Hollister is always worth a visit. They're trying to sell you clothes, but its always nice when ridiculously pretty girl flirts with you. It makes you feel like a total stud. Plus, you can go home and wank about them.Confession: I genuinely think that I am awesome.Good post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Confession: Numerous times I've thought about having a cheeky wank in places I shouldn't. I.e. work bathrooms, gym showers, in bed while my gf's sleeping... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I cried watching last nights WWE Raw when Edge announced his retirement. Hands down, gayest thing I've ever cried at.Daaaaaaaaaamn. I haven't seen it yet. At least I'll be mentally prepared when I do get round to it, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I cried watching last nights WWE Raw when Edge announced his retirement. Hands down, gayest thing I've ever cried at.Will he be selling his AC30's? - I've been after one for a while. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I broke my bed when I was younger by playing wrestling with my Goofy teddy and doing epic rock bottoms and basically jumping about like a tool. Bunk beds were also handy in replicating the moment when Mankind was thrown off the Hell in a Cell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 in bed while my gf's sleeping...Superman that Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Daaaaaaaaaamn. I haven't seen it yet. At least I'll be mentally prepared when I do get round to it, I guess.Tell me if you cry so I dont feel like such a massive woman. I'm gonna watch the whole of Raw tonight, so good chance I'll end up blubbing again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I thought a danger wank was when you started off then just before you come, shout on your mum and try and come and compose yourself before she comes through? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I thought a danger wank was when you started off then just before you come, shout on your mum and try and come and compose yourself before she comes through?Your mum hates it when i do that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Danger wank is just having a wank in place where it might be considered dangerous to do so, like work bathrooms, friends bedroom, back of the car when the driver isn't watching, etc. All examples of danger wanks i've been told about. Urban Dictionary: danger wankThis is a cue for an Abdn-music ULTIMATE DANGER WANK tourney.First person to smash one out in a school playground, or John W's mum's bedroom wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 nothing particularly 'dangerous' about cracking one of in the work bogs, unless its at the urinal of course.....but i guess that depends how much you enjoy your job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 On the zip slide at Go Ape! before you reach the other side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I reckon Bigsby or Teabags will be able to clear this up for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I appear to have stumbled into the "Amazingly Shit Banter" thread. Has sexytunk been reinstated and nobody told me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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