Soda Jerk Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I appear to have stumbled into the "Amazingly Shit Banter" thread. Has sexytunk been reinstated and nobody told me?Ban them all, that's what I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I reckon Bigsby or Teabags will be able to clear this up for us.Yes, thanks John, I'll field this one.Disabled toilet is definitely the way to go here, some bloke coming in to another cubicle and taking a shit or doing stinky farts is liable to put you off your stroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Jesus that's a bit harsh. Fair dos not liking him, but wishing him dead? o_OWishing him dead more than Owen Hart.I reserve most of my real bloodlust for Michael Cera and a few assorted others. When I was a kid I fucking loved Owen Hart and was devastated by what happened but I've always hated Edge & Christian (they will always be a pair in my eyes even though I stopped watching WWF around the time I hit puberty).I don't actually wish the guy dead, I hate the character he plays, I think Owen Hart's death was a complete tradgedy and I like to use ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MILLIONS OF TONNES of hyperbole on the t'internet. Throw in a little nostalgia for when I used to watch WWF and you have my previous post.I wank in my work toilets at least twice a week.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 some bloke coming in to another cubicle and taking a shit or doing stinky farts is liable to put you off your stroke.Speak for your-fucking-selfxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Yes, thanks John, I'll field this one.Disabled toilet is definitely the way to go here, some bloke coming in to another cubicle and taking a shit or doing stinky farts is liable to put you off your stroke.Unless you're into that sort of thing.Is that why Stroopy wanks twice a week at his work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Yes, thanks John, I'll field this one.Disabled toilet is definitely the way to go here, some bloke coming in to another cubicle and taking a shit or doing stinky farts is liable to put you off your stroke.Does that mean he's got to stand outside the cubicle and see if he can fire it off Bren gun into the WC? It's a big ask, especially seen as though we're talking aiming a number 3 at the facilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Is that why Stroopy wanks twice a week at his work?No.I wank twice a week at work because I fucking love to come and that's roughly how often my self-control fails me.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 There's a very big post prune coming if the direction of this thread doesn't change dramatically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 There's a very big post prune coming if the direction of this thread doesn't change dramatically.Wanker... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Confession: I'm too scared to watch The Ring. And I mean the American Version. I've seen it before but never made it to the end. Seen the second one lately but I'm still far too scared to watch the first one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I was shitscared to play resident evil when i was a kid - the first 3 on ps1 - so i had to play them only at daytime and when there were lots of other things going on around me so i didnt feel isolated with game and hence enhancing the shitting-my-pantsiness factor.One day i did brave it when there was no-one in the house, and the fucking cat sneaked up behind me and brushed my arm. Loose bowels ahoy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I thought a danger wank was when you started off then just before you come, shout on your mum and try and come and compose yourself before she comes through?That's just how people wank, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I reserve most of my real bloodlust for Michael Cera As I have been watching loads of Arrested Development over the past few weeks I would like to say...YOU IDIOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 All the characters are great. This is the second time I've watched them all properly and I'm appreciating some characters more now than before. I actually think Cera's acting is generally really great in it. George Snr might be my favourite at the moment though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Tobias for sure. I'm only up-to-date as far as FX are up-to-date with showing series one, but the bit where Tobias is displaying how 'agile' he is, is amazing. Proper LOLs when he jumps from the sofa onto Gob's back.Can't even find a clip on YouTube of that bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Yeah Tobias is great. I think George is great in a subtler way though so there's more things with him I didn't notice first time that I'm spotting now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 Michael Cera is a great actor, unfortunately he gets typecast as the slightly wimpy guy with an underlying witty sense of humour and this works against him. He needs a meatier role that stretches him a bit.Jason Bateman was the key discovery for me from AD, I previously always just thought of him as the shit Michael J Fox replacement from the 2nd 'Teen Wolf' film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 The Ring scared the living shit out of me the first time i watched it. I watched it in summer at like half 11 when the sky was still dark blue and it was raining shit loads for days. Remember what the weather was like in The Ring? I was only like 11 too. Don't even want to see the second one. I have a similarr problem with Dead Space, can't bring myself to play that game, i get fair to involved with the story for that not to make me shit my pants. I'm on your side mate!The second one isn't nearly as bad. As far as I can remember. I want to read the books but I'm also too scared that the one night I read the book I end up having SP or something.Resident Evil always scared me. The new ones don't, it's just africans running about, not zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 Confession: I've never seen Arrested Development. I don't know if it's a movie or a sitcom.Watch Juno followed by Nick and Norahs Infinite Playlist and tell me you don't want to smack the shit out of the dithering ponce.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 Confession: I've never seen Arrested Development. I don't know if it's a movie or a sitcom.Watch Juno followed by Nick and Norahs Infinite Playlist and tell me you don't want to smack the shit out of the dithering ponce.xxYou should watch it. It's a series. 3 series in fact. Probably the funniest sitcom I've seen in a long time.I thought he was ok in Juno. He didn't really get a big comedic part again 'till Superbad though. Which I thought he was decent in. Even if Jonah did steal the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 I thought he was fucking terrible in Superbad. So was Jonah.That movie was amazingly well written, but the only -actor- I think was excellent was whoever played McLovin (and the two cops, but I mean of the three main kids). Cera and Jonah's characters were hilariously well written with some amazing lines but the actors (IMHO) deserve minimal credit for that...xxEDIT: Fucking terrible is more hyperbole. They are distinctly ignorable. Again, IMHO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 I think Jonah Hill played it very well. Cera just played the usual Cera character. I don't care if he play the same character a million times because IMO he does it well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 That doesn't make him a good actor though! It makes him a typecast joke who is phoning it in despite no depth, range or real talent - and that's why I hate him.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 He does it well. I think he could do something else but if you're getting loadsamoney I wouldn't bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 That film he's in where he's got duel personality is pretty gash, but the bad-ass version of him is done pretty well. He's also not very Cera-like in Scott Pilgrim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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