Scorge Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Have you noticed that since Eurotrash stopped being aired, the number of young adults on the street causing trouble has dramatically increased?That shit kept all the wankers off the street on Friday nights. Literally.Good point. With all the telly channels there are nowadays, there's surely still room for half an hour of nudey smut combined with Italian artists who paint portraits using horse shit on a Friday night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I started watching a TV programme I found on BT Vision called 'T Rex Sex', before I realised I was watching a programme debating how the titular dinosaurs had a bit of rumpy so switched it off again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Were you hoping it was a porno starring Marc Bolan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Good point. With all the telly channels there are nowadays, there's surely still room for half an hour of nudey smut combined with Italian artists who paint portraits using horse shit on a Friday night...You still get Eurotrash: The Saucy Bits on one of the Sky channels. Its basically just a compilation of all the bits featuring tits and fannies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I started watching a TV programme I found on BT Vision called 'T Rex Sex', before I realised I was watching a programme debating how the titular dinosaurs had a bit of rumpy so switched it off again.That truly would be an 'expert level' wank... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Ah, you've clearly never seen pterodactyl porn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Surely Eurotrash just got replaced by the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I have only just realised how awesome Hot Water Music are, especially Caution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I have only just realised how awesome Hot Water Music are, especially Caution.Man, get it all, especially No Division, and Forever and Counting. The last one was a bit odd though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Man, get it all, especially No Division, and Forever and Counting. The last one was a bit odd though.I only heard of them through the Alkaline Trio split disc they did, fucking amazing band.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Surely Eurotrash just got replaced by the internet.Well yeah, but the internet is accessible 24/7 for most people. Eurotrash was only available on Friday nights. Thus, a wank had a sense of occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Well yeah, but the internet is accessible 24/7 for most people. Eurotrash was only available on Friday nights. Thus, a wank had a sense of occasion.Channel 5 used to have some proper storyline style soft porn on a Friday as well. Now all the kids have is drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Well yeah, but the internet is accessible 24/7 for most people. Eurotrash was only available on Friday nights. Thus, a wank had a sense of occasion.I can't even think of a 'terrestrial wank' you could have nowadays. Holly Willoughby in the morning maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I can't even think of a 'terrestrial wank' you could have nowadays. Holly Willoughby in the morning maybe?I no longer require a terrestrial wank. I have the internet. Instead of just staying in on Friday nights, I stay in every night.I don't require a sense of occasion to punch one off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I can't even think of a 'terrestrial wank' you could have nowadays. Holly Willoughby in the morning maybe?I prefer an extra-terrestrial wank myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Channel 5 used to have some proper storyline style soft porn on a Friday as well.Ah yes, inevitably starring Shannon Tweed and some other over-the-hill-just-doing-it-for-the-dough lead male getting quite naughty. I didn't really get to enjoy those because a) my Channel 5 reception in those days was dogshit, and b) I was always keeping half and ear out for movement on the stairs.I can still remember the exact date of my first tug. I thought I'd broken it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I prefer an extra-terrestrial wank myself.Spermo Plasmoids from Outer Space?Look it up if you don't know what I mean.Not at work though. Definitely not at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I once had a wank to a video of a deaf girl auditioning to be a porn star.xx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Channel 5 used to have some proper storyline style soft porn on a Friday as well. Now all the kids have is drugs.My boy Jai Biggy used to give us the full breakdown of the weekends C5 viewing on a Friday evening. Body Chemistry 4 with Shannon Tweed, Body of Evidence with Madonna. Classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I once had a wank to a video of a deaf girl auditioning to be a porn star.xxUm...that's called 'having a wank to porn', Stroopy. Pretty standaard wank fodder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I once wanked over a blind girl. Never saw it coming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 As I've discussed in another thread- Catriona Shearer, pre-work/uni terrestrial wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 You should tell her that on Twitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 You should tell her that on Twitter.DM'ed her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I have been massively under-qualified for just about every job I've gotten. I am however very good at blagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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