girl anachronism Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I can't get enough of Countryfile. I don't know what it is. I can't relate to most of the issues raised in it, and to me, the whole thing has the feel of a huge "and finally..." story at the end of the news, but I fucking love it. Our countryside and wildlife is stunning. It's crucial Sunday night viewing for me. I also have this weird thing for Matt Baker. Approximately 90% of the time I think he's a smarmy, Barbour-wearing, sheepdog-loving twat... and then he takes his top off and does some gymnastics and shit and I'm like........ "oh,hello".I even got the calendar as a Christmas present last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I was once interviewed on Countryfile. By Michaela Strachan. And then we went for a coffee afterwards. That was a good day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 What constitutes "everything"?Well, not really everything. I didn't say I did a piss on her or smashed her in with 4 other guys. Just the usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Well, not really everything. I didn't say I did a piss on her or smashed her in with 4 other guys. Just the usual.What constitutes "the usual"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I can't get enough of Countryfile. I don't know what it is. I can't relate to most of the issues raised in it, and to me, the whole thing has the feel of a huge "and finally..." story at the end of the news, but I fucking love it. Our countryside and wildlife is stunning. It's crucial Sunday night viewing for me. I also have this weird thing for Matt Baker. Approximately 90% of the time I think he's a smarmy, Barbour-wearing, sheepdog-loving twat... and then he takes his top off and does some gymnastics and shit and I'm like........ "oh,hello".I even got the calendar as a Christmas present last year.I'm a little bit like that with the Antiques Roadshow. Dunno why but I fucking love it. I like seeing all the old bits and pieces, and some of them fascinating. But I also do get a kick out of seeing middle class twats bringing in something they think is going to mint them and it turns out to be worth <100.I've never got the calendar like.... but I suppose I could make room for a Fiona Bruce calendar above my desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I wrote to Ben Fogle's agent to get a signed picture for a then girlfriend's birthday. Got it the next day. What a legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 In primary 4 I was excused to leave class to go to the toilet. On the way back I snuck into the cloakroom and stole a wad of football stickers out of another boy's jacket pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 is your avatar a memento? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 In primary school I pissed myself. Leaving a little puddle in the seat as I went outside for play time. I then returned to a dry seat. At the time I thought I must have just imagined pissing. Now I realise a teacher noticed it and switched it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 is your avatar a memento?It's a daily reminder of my sins and I still feel bad about. It was one of the poorer kids in the class too. Was chuffed with my Dundee United shiny badge though (because I needed it, not because it was Dundee United) and the QPR team photo. Funny the things you remember compared to the things you forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 It's a daily reminder of my sins and I still feel bad about. It was one of the poorer kids in the class too. Was chuffed with my Dundee United shiny badge though (because I needed it, not because it was Dundee United) and the QPR team photo. Funny the things you remember compared to the things you forget.I remember I knicked a couple of Stabilo boss highlighter pens off a friend when small. My rationale was that he had more of them, his dad had just nicked them from his work anyway and they were loaded. Plus they had just come out and were ace.Feel a bit guilty now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I've only skimmed over it, or seen little bits. I've probably seen no more than 10 minutes of porn, if that.Same here. Real sex is a lot better.All the things I was away to type I've deleted because they're way too personal. Fuck y'all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I sometimes put bogeys back in my nose to pick them out again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 When I was in Bulgaria last year on holiday a mouse ran into my hotel room. I left my girlfriend, the female hotel receptionist and two female cleaners to chase it around the room while I stood outside because I was feart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Same here. Real sex is a lot better.That's pretty much my stance. If I'm horny, the last thing I wanna do is watch other guys get some. It'd be the same if I was hungry, I wouldn't wanna watch someone tuck into bacon roll whilst I sit with no bacon roll.I also don't really wanna see another guys todger, under any circumstances. I'm only just blocking it out of my peripheral vision when I'm pissing at a urinal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 When I was in Bulgaria last year on holiday a mouse ran into my hotel room. I left my girlfriend, the female hotel receptionist and two female cleaners to chase it around the room while I stood outside because I was feart.I thought me not watching porn was a bit gay, but that is well gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I thought me not watching porn was a bit gay, but that is well gay.Yeah I know. I'm a total mincer. A couple of years ago I got the fright of my life after I went for a piss, went to the sink to wash my hands and there was a sparrow sitting on the sink. Pegged it and slammed the door shut behind me. Took me the best part of half an hour to get myself psyched up enough to go back in to the room and open the window properly. Even then I just did that and bolted again and hoped it would find it's own way out. A fucking sparrow. What the hell did I think it was going to do to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 :OI once acted as an unofficial roadie for Smokie, when they did a gig at the Irish Centre in Leeds.....All I did was helped the guitar guy change one string, and kept the band supplied with alcoholic drinks (and they could pack some away, I can tell you!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 The tadger is an integral part of porn. its nae gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 The tadger is an integral part of porn. its nae gay.Even if it's two guys, no wimmen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Even if it's two guys, no wimmen?fair point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Speaking o Gay porn jaseyboi set me up with a blinder that to this day still makes me blush.We used to work in an office together and he sent me a link on MSN that didn't come up instantly, he phoned me, knowing full well I'd leave my seat which I did, from my view all I could see was folk going to the printer - passing by my comp and looking in disgust which I didn't get until I returned to see this full blown Gay vid playing on my comp. Bastardo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 That's pretty much my stance. If I'm horny, the last thing I wanna do is watch other guys get some. It'd be the same if I was hungry, I wouldn't wanna watch someone tuck into bacon roll whilst I sit with no bacon roll.I also don't really wanna see another guys todger, under any circumstances. I'm only just blocking it out of my peripheral vision when I'm pissing at a urinal.I only watch solo women videos or girl on girl. I don't like pumping my load when it inevitably changes camera angle to see some guys barse clattering off the talents backdoor, that's gay. If you've ever cum when the guys onscreen you're a little bit gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 In third grade, I cheated on my history exam.In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done -I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 ............... balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. Chunk !..... The Goonies !........ Clas(sick) ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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