RossP Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I got my legs waxed for a school fundraiser today. First time I've ever had anything waxed. It didn't hurt at all, but I hammed it up a bit as over 100 kids had paid 50p to see me suffer and folk had sponsored me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 All these folk saying they refuse to watch straight porn because they are scared of catching sight of s bloke's arse are clearly closet homosexuals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 In primary 4 I was excused to leave class to go to the toilet. On the way back I snuck into the cloakroom and stole a wad of football stickers out of another boy's jacket pocket.That's the lowest one yet!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I basically stopped eating for a few months when I was 11, after being bullied for being fat at school. My (female) friends joked I was a lesbian when I refused to practice snogging with them. My ex-best friend hangs around with a paedophile, so I refuse to talk to him or acknowledge him if I walk past him in the street.I have a lazy eye that I hide, but when I'm tired it gets obvious.I only recently watched all of Red Dwarf.I wanted to be in a girl band when Spice Girls came out, my chums and I even wrote songs. "Oh, baby" was used a lot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 All these folk saying they refuse to watch straight porn because they are scared of catching sight of s bloke's arse are clearly closet homosexuals.Nah, i'm just not keen on barse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Nah, i'm just not keen on barse.A lot of my mates fast-forward or skip any scenes with knob in them, all saying they don't wanna wank to the sight of another guys cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Nah, i'm just not keen on barse.Hey man, it's just barse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I only watch solo women videos or girl on girl. I don't like pumping my load when it inevitably changes camera angle to see some guys barse clattering off the talents backdoor, that's gay.Bet you've done it with a finger up yer chute....literally: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I like it when its black guys with MASSIVE COCKS on little white chicks. Does that mean I AM gay?An old girlfriend of mine liked to fast forward to the cum-shots; that was her thing. Slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 What's the fuss? it's only a cock. I've seen cocks before. It's not that traumatic. Anyway you're looking at the girl on the cock, not the cock itself. No biggie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 A lot of my mates fast-forward or skip any scenes with knob in them, all saying they don't wanna wank to the sight of another guys cock.Aye, this is why Eurotrash (ah, the days, etc) was such a wankers minefield - one minute there would be a screenful of lesbo totty licking cream off each other to get you, ahem, 'going', but by the time you were ready to fire the porridge gun, it would be an item on some old male nudist German cello players. Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 isn't the whole point of boaby-laden porin (hate it when people pronounce it with an extra vowel) that the nob that's doing the nobbing is a fantasy stand-in for your nob. i.e. you're supposed to fantasise that it is you in the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Just skimmed through this thread. I think porn is great. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His Majesty Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 isn't the whole point of boaby-laden porin (hate it when people pronounce it with an extra vowel) that the nob that's doing the nobbing is a fantasy stand-in for your nob. i.e. you're supposed to fantasise that it is you in the film.Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 "rubs up"? Really? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Anyway, porno sex bears very little resemblance to real sex in my experience.**for a start, my cock is much smaller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Bet you've done it with a finger up yer chute....literally: Yeah, why not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Anyway, porno sex bears very little resemblance to real sex in my experience.*This rings true for me also, except that time when Roxy the slutty secretary squirted all over the photocopier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I'm slightly worried that folk think that porn is a good go-to guide for how to do sex. But John W, if you really want to woo the ladies, I recommend checking out Rocco Siffredi's educational films, he has some smooth moves that all the ladies will love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I often feel that local bands who are acclaimed on here aren't really all that good.I think My Bloody Valentine are severely over-rated, some good songs but not as fantastic as everyone makes out.I have no real interest in football, other than going to Pittodrie in the name of a day out on the piss or going to the pub to watch 'special interest' matches, i.e. World Cup or Scotland games. But this is usually more an excuse for a few beers.I have bought the original Star Wars Trilogy on VHS in original version, VHS in Special Edition version, DVD in Special Edition version and DVD in original version, i.e. I'm a mug.I really like 'Friends'. I used to watch Bargain Hunt more than was probably healthy but then they changed from Diamond Dave Dickinson to some other oaf and it's not as good now.I bought the Spice Girls 'Say You'll Be There' single for the free poster because I had a thing for Posh Spice.I bought every Oasis single up to and including 'All Around the World'. And I still think most of them are great.I find Lorraine Kelly ever more alluring the older she gets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I used to watch lesbian porn as an educational filmStandards at Banchory Academy are clearly dropping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I really like 'Friends'. I find Lorraine Kelly ever more alluring the older she gets.These.I once watched a video on how to finger a girl properly as I had just got my first real girlfriend. It looked pretty harsh what the guy was doing in the video. But the girl in the video seemed to enjoy it. So I gave it a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Yeah I know. I'm a total mincer. A couple of years ago I got the fright of my life after I went for a piss, went to the sink to wash my hands and there was a sparrow sitting on the sink. Pegged it and slammed the door shut behind me. Took me the best part of half an hour to get myself psyched up enough to go back in to the room and open the window properly. Even then I just did that and bolted again and hoped it would find it's own way out. A fucking sparrow. What the hell did I think it was going to do to me?Just reading back through the updates I missed since leaving the office yesterday. Wanted to make sure no-one else missed this one amongst all the porn chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Thanks Chris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I can't laugh at that. I flinch when I'm walking and there's a pigeon in my way. I hate pigeons and I know that one day I'm going to end up with a face full of one as it misjudges its take off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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