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Have you noticed that since Eurotrash stopped being aired, the number of young adults on the street causing trouble has dramatically increased?

That shit kept all the wankers off the street on Friday nights. Literally.

Good point. With all the telly channels there are nowadays, there's surely still room for half an hour of nudey smut combined with Italian artists who paint portraits using horse shit on a Friday night...

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Good point. With all the telly channels there are nowadays, there's surely still room for half an hour of nudey smut combined with Italian artists who paint portraits using horse shit on a Friday night...

You still get Eurotrash: The Saucy Bits on one of the Sky channels. Its basically just a compilation of all the bits featuring tits and fannies.

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Surely Eurotrash just got replaced by the internet.

Well yeah, but the internet is accessible 24/7 for most people. Eurotrash was only available on Friday nights. Thus, a wank had a sense of occasion.

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I can't even think of a 'terrestrial wank' you could have nowadays. Holly Willoughby in the morning maybe?

I no longer require a terrestrial wank. I have the internet. Instead of just staying in on Friday nights, I stay in every night.

I don't require a sense of occasion to punch one off.

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Channel 5 used to have some proper storyline style soft porn on a Friday as well.

Ah yes, inevitably starring Shannon Tweed and some other over-the-hill-just-doing-it-for-the-dough lead male getting quite naughty. I didn't really get to enjoy those because a) my Channel 5 reception in those days was dogshit, and b) I was always keeping half and ear out for movement on the stairs.

I can still remember the exact date of my first tug. I thought I'd broken it....

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Channel 5 used to have some proper storyline style soft porn on a Friday as well. Now all the kids have is drugs.

My boy Jai Biggy used to give us the full breakdown of the weekends C5 viewing on a Friday evening. Body Chemistry 4 with Shannon Tweed, Body of Evidence with Madonna. Classics.

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