The Milner Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Im really lost for words here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 (edited) Im really lost for words here. Mouth too full of man-jam infused flan? Edited October 10, 2013 by Alkaline 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Fuck ice, spunk in your whiskey is where it's at! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 I don't see the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Fuck ice, spunk in your whiskey is where it's at! Wouldn't frozen spunk qualify as fuck ice? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Wouldn't frozen spunk qualify as fuck ice?No. Durex have released lube cubes. You put them in the freezer and use them once frozen. I'd say they're more like fuck ice than frozen spunk. Although you are not to insert the lube cubes in to any orifice. It tells you that on the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 Bea Arthur from the Golden Girls has been dead for 4 years. I had no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 Hey lucky, you can add this to your something you learned today list.I couldn't give a fuck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Most letters you send are electonically read by robots to extract the address. If your handwriting is really bad the robot can't read it and an image of the address gets sent to a worker who deciphers it and sends it on its way. Not particularly interesting but something I'd never considered before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Most letters you send are electonically read by robots to extract the address. If your handwriting is really bad the robot can't read it and an image of the address gets sent to a worker who deciphers it and sends it on its way. Not particularly interesting but something I'd never considered before. I knew about this, after some doc (possibly Dispatches) about Royal Mail and their general shittiness many years ago. They were saying how important it is that the post code is as clear as possible, and that most mail that is "lost in the post" was because the post code wasn't clear enough to be deciphered by a computer, and instead of sending the image of the address for a human to make sense of, they just binned it. Royal Fail Parcel Farse LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Belarus is the only country in Europe which still uses the death penalty. 2009 is the only year in which there are no recorded deaths from capital punishment in Europe, but Belarus have been back at it since then. So far, none in 2013. The last person to be executed in Scotland was a guy from Aberdeen, hanged in Craiginches in 1963 for shooting his lover's husband in the face at 14 Jackson Terrace. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_John_Burnett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Weirdly, I read that Wiki article yesterday, thinking that 'Guyan' is a very Aberdonian surname. What do people actually think of the death penalty? Does any sane person actually want it reinstated as a form of sentencing under Scots law? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Weirdly, I read that Wiki article yesterday, thinking that 'Guyan' is a very Aberdonian surname. What do people actually think of the death penalty? Does any sane person actually want it reinstated as a form of sentencing under Scots law? It's barbaric and archaic IMO. Blows my mind that any developed first world country would still use it, never mind the fucking USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 http://www.marlowwhite.com/faq/f-why-is-the-flag-patch-reversed.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 David Sneddon wrote/co-wrote Lana Del Ray's National Anthem and Driving in Cars with boys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 What do people actually think of the death penalty? Does any sane person actually want it reinstated as a form of sentencing under Scots law?If the state offers up such barbarism to it's citizens, then it cannot expect them to not to do the same. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 Michael Schur, co-creator of both Parks and Recreation and Brooklyn Nine Nine is also known for his minor role as Mose Schrute in the Office. MOSE FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted December 13, 2013 Report Share Posted December 13, 2013 One for the fitba fans: Ebbe Skovdahl is Michael and Brian Laudrup's uncle. I did not know that. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 13, 2013 Report Share Posted December 13, 2013 amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 The golfing term 'caddy' possibly derives from an 18th century Edinburgh occupation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 I learned yesterday that I'd spent most of my life wrongly under the impression that Twins and Junior were the same movie. Just one big, convoluted movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito find out they're twins, and also Arnie becomes pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 I piss my pants after a few too many beers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 The Irish Blood Transfusion Service won't accept my mucky foreign blood in case I'm carrying CJD. In fact they won't take blood from anyone who spent more than 1 year in the UK between 1980 and 1996. So that rules out all of us except YoungA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 They only want the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Bunch of cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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