jon Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 If you've not found out whether you enjoy a choke wank, you've never lived.Or died in a cupboard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Why do you never see white dog shite anymore?Because people tend not to give their dogs bones anymore. The white is down to the calcium, and dogs don't overdose on it like they used to. Shite will still go white, or at least pale, if it's left to dry out as there will still be calcium in it. But in addition to the extra calcium back then, shite tended to be left longer than it is in these health-conscious times, so it had more time to dry out and go properly white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Because people tend not to give their dogs bones anymore. The white is down to the calcium, and dogs don't overdose on it like they used to. Shite will still go white, or at least pale, if it's left to dry out as there will still be calcium in it. But in addition to the extra calcium back then, shite tended to be left longer than it is in these health-conscious times, so it had more time to dry out and go properly white.See, you've just ruined t'internet for me. I didn't actually want an answer, it's just a question that has to be asked. I'm off to take up hillwalking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)"it disappeared into thin air"So what is thin air? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 How far east can you go before you're heading west?Well, you're always heading east. Because the earth spins on the north south axis, so there's no imaginary boundary where you suddenly switch your direction of travel and start travelling west.What you should have asked is how far north can you go before you start heading south, but then that has an easily defined answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran_imray Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 How can you say things in your head? Like, how does that work? Same for picturing things, I just don't get it. The human brain is crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTickingTime-Bomb Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Most of your guys questions would be answered by this: Category mistake - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaIf you are really interested, then read this.Categories (Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Roast Ox crisps are the best crisps i have ever eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali1501 Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 why in some of my top's you find little holes in the front after washing then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 How do you discover you can swallow swordsEveryone has the ability to swallow swords (as far as i am aware) it is more a case of training your body first not to gag and then to learn how to relax your body and muscles well enough to acept the sword... then it becomes the challenge of getting used to the really peculiar feeling, and the dangers of not lining up your body PERFECTLY so you dont pierce your organs.Cue the "oh you so crazy" jokes:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Everyone has the ability to swallow cock (as far as i am aware) it is more a case of training your body first not to gag and then to learn how to relax your body and muscles well enough to acept the cock... then it becomes the challenge of getting used to the really peculiar feeling, and the dangers of not lining up your body PERFECTLY so you dont pierce your organs.Cue the "oh you so gay" jokes:up:FixedI'm bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 why in some of my top's you find little holes in the front after washing then?This bugs me as well. and bugs these people too - Tiny Holes Appearing in T-shirts After WashingMystery holes in cotton knits - Laundry Room Forum - GardenWeb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Why do kamakazzee pilots wear seat belts and crash helmets?. (thats an olde one)Their helmets had radio communication and the seat belts allowed them to remain stable during their flight, to ensure that they hit their target.Why are some lorry wheels 'innies' and some are 'outies'?? (The alloy bits) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Football question - At teams like Celtic and Newcastle, when they unveil a new signing why is there always a gap toothed, skanky fan in a replica shirt always hanging around outside the ground? And why do Sky Sports bother interviewing them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Football question - At teams like Celtic and Newcastle, when they unveil a new signing why is there always a gap toothed, skanky fan in a replica shirt always hanging around outside the ground? And why do Sky Sports bother interviewing them?I believe it's a progressive contrast. Usually the interviewed fans outside clubs like Newcastle, Everton, West Ham - They have the regional accent to accompany the segment. Then you get Man United fans and Liverpool fans just hanging about outside their teams ground on a fucking Tuesday morning for some ridiculous reason, and the cunts are Irish, Scottish, Dutch, Indian, Canadian... Never local. So, it's just Sky Sports News having a laugh at the expense of glory supporters (not that there's anything wrong with that). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Football question - At teams like Celtic and Newcastle, when they unveil a new signing why is there always a gap toothed, skanky fan in a replica shirt always hanging around outside the ground? And why do Sky Sports bother interviewing them?All the employable fans are usually at work. Sky Sports have a 24 hour sports channel for unemployed people to watch and they need to fill it with such insight. It's self-perpetuating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Given that we live in a very small country, how the fuck have we managed to develop so many distinctive regional accents? Just in northern England, the untrained ear could easily distinguish Scouse, Manc, Leeds, Teeside, Geordie and Mackem. Compare this with the US, which is dozens of times the size with many times the population, and yet there's probably fewer regional accents than in the UK.I have always found this amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 You've never been to the Isle of Swona have you?It's pedantry but by definition "feral" means animals that have escaped from domestication and therefore these cows cannot truly be classed as wild :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lame Guitarist Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 whoever thought "hmmm i will boil this little thing that just came out of the chicken and eat it, oh yum thats nice" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Given that we live in a very small country, how the fuck have we managed to develop so many distinctive regional accents? Just in northern England, the untrained ear could easily distinguish Scouse, Manc, Leeds, Teeside, Geordie and Mackem. Compare this with the US, which is dozens of times the size with many times the population, and yet there's probably fewer regional accents than in the UK.I have always found this amazing.I too find the amount of regional accents in the UK amazing, particularly the short distance you have to travel to hear a variety. Perhaps this has to do with the amount of time that English speaking Americans have existed compared to English speaking Brits and in 1,000 years Americans will have developed more variety? Or maybe the yanks do have an equal variety and we just can't detect the nuances? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 whoever thought "hmmm i will boil this little thing that just came out of the chicken and eat it, oh yum thats nice"Aye, it's just the same as whoever thought "hmm, can i drink milk from cows?" or whoever stumbled across cheese, butter, yoghurt etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Everyone has the ability to swallow swords (as far as i am aware) it is more a case of training your body first not to gag and then to learn how to relax your body and muscles well enough to acept the sword... then it becomes the challenge of getting used to the really peculiar feeling, and the dangers of not lining up your body PERFECTLY so you dont pierce your organs.Cue the "oh you so crazy" jokes:up:I was thinking more comments would have been made about that to be fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 I was thinking more comments would have been made about that to be fair! we're not all as dirty minded as you obviously are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 we're not all as dirty minded as you obviously are Toucheha ha I'm not sure I believe that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Given that we live in a very small country, how the fuck have we managed to develop so many distinctive regional accents? Just in northern England, the untrained ear could easily distinguish Scouse, Manc, Leeds, Teeside, Geordie and Mackem. Compare this with the US, which is dozens of times the size with many times the population, and yet there's probably fewer regional accents than in the UK.I have always found this amazing.Regions also have regional accents within that region which is mind boggling too. Living in various parts of West Yorkshire, each of the districts tended to have their own accent and slang. When I was young, we moved 12 miles down to the motorway across the Wakefield district. People made fun of my accent at my new school, where as I bet someone from outside Yorkshire would struggle to tell the difference.There are more American accents than you think and they probably see our accent the same way as we see theres. American friends of my parents years ago thought that the folk on Eastenders sounded the same as the folk on Coronation Street for the most part and differences were only apparent when they were broad.I struggle to tell Scottish accents apart. I can tell a broad Glaswegian from an Aberdonian, but that's about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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