Teabags Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 Knob cheese? I'm circumcised.As for fucking a ham, I'm not entirely sure that happened. I probably did though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 Haaaaaaaaaam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 Knob cheese? I'm circumcised.As for fucking a ham, I'm not entirely sure that happened. I probably did though.You definitely porked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 Did he glaze the ham with man-fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 Did he glaze the ham with man-fat?I heard he masturbasted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 11, 2010 Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 masturchef will never be the same again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 11, 2010 Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 Possibly Christy right now with a nice lady in Frankie & Benny's, drinking through a straw.EDIT: DENIED!! Bloke just turned around. Just someone with a similar signature hat. I didnt think Christy was such a wuss to drink through a straw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 The Sloth in musical vision an hour ago drinking a can of tennents. Intentionally didn't talk so I could proper stalk him. Awwww hell yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted November 11, 2010 Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 Possibly Christy right now with a nice lady in Frankie & Benny's, drinking through a straw.EDIT: DENIED!! Bloke just turned around. Just someone with a similar signature hat. I didnt think Christy was such a wuss to drink through a straw.Confirmed not me. I like my lady too much to inflict Frankie & Benny's on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 The Sloth in musical vision an hour ago drinking a can of tennents. Intentionally didn't talk so I could proper stalk him. Awwww hell yeah.i was in musical vision around then, witnessing someone i'd assumed to be The Sloth drinking T and a bunch of people leaving quietly. i wouldn't have known about you had it not been for this postmeta-stalk? cyber-stalk? waste of time? what would jesus say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 The Sloth in musical vision an hour ago drinking a can of tennents. Intentionally didn't talk so I could proper stalk him. Awwww hell yeah.dammit, I didnt notice you haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Brian Fudge, 15.25 walking down Union Street into Marks and Spencers, his hair smelt lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 I think I saw Johnny Mac on the sofas at the brew dog bar at about 6 this evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 I think I saw Johnny Mac on the sofas at the brew dog bar at about 6 this evening.You did indeed.I was trolleyed.Bedded before 10pm.Grim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 17.35 i think Ross P, Brewdog getting some free beers though he could be a shareholder whilst i'm just a freeloader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 17.35 i think Ross P, Brewdog getting some free beers though he could be a shareholder whilst i'm just a freeloaderYou sir are correct on all counts I would've been smashed had it not been for the wonderful free grub in Musa, prior to the visit to Brewdog Pub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Moose, ground floor of QML just now. I think. I am tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Moose, ground floor of QML just now. I think. I am tired.Good stalk. 8/10. I was finishing my dissertation, which was due 5 hours later, and would not have appreciated an interaction. Last night was fun. You were super angry at me for having food when you couldn't afford any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Kirsten. Today,3.15pm. Engrossed in convo, at Costa The Academy Centre. Went for a raised eye hullo, got dinghied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Aw man, sorry about that, but well spotted! I was too busy nursing the warmth in a cup after standing about in UTG filming a fake quiz show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 jfwtp902101224wd40Archie'sJust nowWith a bunch of old birds buying them rosey wine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 jfwtp902101224wd40Archie'sJust nowWith a bunch of old birds buying them rosey wineLaced with rohypnol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Laced with rohypnol.oMg i WaS sOoOoOoOo000000 dRuNkEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Knight Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Kai sightedHi-fi expert and Zambian Astronaut member Kai at the foot of Esslemont Avenue at 9.15am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Laced with rohypnol.I heard Rudolph was up to the same nasty tricks...but he was using roehipgnawl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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