Moon Moon Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 Couldnt agree more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 Posers. I was upping the punx in Marks & Spencers, buying a sandwich. I'm queuing for the self service tills with my Tuna Crunch, and this lad infront of me is dressed like Gok Wan with a cap on backwards. It was a Detroit Red Wings cap. For some hellish reason which I can't explain, I was feeling particularly sociable, so I uttered "eeeeey, Red Wings" like I was the fucking Fonz. This buttfuck turns around, and looks at me like I've pissed on his weird jesus loafers. He doesn't say anything, he just glares at me, with an eyebrow slightly askew. You know, the kind of face that says "I am a cunt". I pointed to his hat and said "You a Red Wings fan?". He replied with "No. It's just a hat, like" with a scoff, and then turned back around. It was quite a big queue, and this was quite far back in the queue, so the next 2 minutes or so were unfathomably awkward, all because this posing bollock lied to me with his clothing. I hate it when that happens. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 Posers. I was upping the punx in Marks & Spencers, buying a sandwich. I'm queuing for the self service tills with my Tuna Crunch, and this lad infront of me is dressed like Gok Wan with a cap on backwards. It was a Detroit Red Wings cap. For some hellish reason which I can't explain, I was feeling particularly sociable, so I uttered "eeeeey, Red Wings" like I was the fucking Fonz. This buttfuck turns around, and looks at me like I've pissed on his weird jesus loafers. He doesn't say anything, he just glares at me, with an eyebrow slightly askew. You know, the kind of face that says "I am a cunt". I pointed to his hat and said "You a Red Wings fan?". He replied with "No. It's just a hat, like" with a scoff, and then turned back around. It was quite a big queue, and this was quite far back in the queue, so the next 2 minutes or so were unfathomably awkward, all because this posing bollock lied to me with his clothing. I hate it when that happens. That boils my piss. I overheard a pretty satisfying similar encounter the other day actually... A guy (looked like a douche and had been trying to loudly show off to the whole bar with his EPL knowledge) sidles up next to me at the bar with a Lakers hat and a Redskins t-shirt on.The barman looks at him and goes 'pick a team buddy' and chortles to himself.The guy seems a bit confused. Then the barman says '...at least pick a city... or even just a sport... hell, choose a coast man!'. The guy got really embarrased. Noticed 10 minutes later his hat was no longer on his head. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 Posers. I was upping the punx in Marks & Spencers, buying a sandwich. I'm queuing for the self service tills with my Tuna Crunch, and this lad infront of me is dressed like Gok Wan with a cap on backwards. It was a Detroit Red Wings cap. For some hellish reason which I can't explain, I was feeling particularly sociable, so I uttered "eeeeey, Red Wings" like I was the fucking Fonz. This buttfuck turns around, and looks at me like I've pissed on his weird jesus loafers. He doesn't say anything, he just glares at me, with an eyebrow slightly askew. You know, the kind of face that says "I am a cunt". I pointed to his hat and said "You a Red Wings fan?". He replied with "No. It's just a hat, like" with a scoff, and then turned back around. It was quite a big queue, and this was quite far back in the queue, so the next 2 minutes or so were unfathomably awkward, all because this posing bollock lied to me with his clothing. I hate it when that happens.It wasn't Waltz, was it? I've attached a recent photo. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 people who work in retail, do you yous ever get annoyed when a customer cant think of what they want, stand there for 5 minutes staring into thin air while your waiting there to help them. after that 5 minutes are up they then decide they don't want anything and walk out. waste of time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 people who work in retail, do you yous ever get annoyed when a customer cant think of what they want, stand there for 5 minutes staring into thin air while your waiting there to help them. after that 5 minutes are up they then decide they don't want anything and walk out. waste of time That's a metaphor for most of life in general, get used to it as it doesn't go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 its just im up to my ears in work then a customer just wanders in and i have to leave what im doing and deal with the customer who then decides they dont want anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 its just im up to my ears in work then a customer just wanders in and i have to leave what im doing and deal with the customer who then decides they dont want anything. This, or similar instances, will probably happen in every job you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 just this time of year. we just had 19,000 leaflets witch i now have to get 20 plus people together and organize them all to deliver them plus i have to go out on the streets with them. and also still work inside the tandoori, i get double pay but its still too much for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 (edited) You should get that witch to sort you out with something to give you an energy boost. Edited October 17, 2013 by Paranoid Android Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 "Baby on board." Really? You have a baby in your car driving in to Dyce at half 6? Or are you just too fucking lazy to take that cunty fucking sign down at at point? Because if you fly that fucking flag 24/7, rather than only when there's a baby in the car, then it doesn't mean Baby on board at fucking all. It means "LOOK AT ME, I HAVE FUNCTIONING GENITALS!" Fucking piece of shit. xx 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 People leaving the heating on all night. Your in bed wrapped up in a duvet, that and your body heat being trapped will keep you warm, your just heating a big empty flat, one room of which probably has a window open because you insist on smoking when your not fucking supposed to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Posers. I was upping the punx in Marks & Spencers, buying a sandwich. I'm queuing for the self service tills with my Tuna Crunch, and this lad infront of me is dressed like Gok Wan with a cap on backwards. It was a Detroit Red Wings cap. For some hellish reason which I can't explain, I was feeling particularly sociable, so I uttered "eeeeey, Red Wings" like I was the fucking Fonz. This buttfuck turns around, and looks at me like I've pissed on his weird jesus loafers. He doesn't say anything, he just glares at me, with an eyebrow slightly askew. You know, the kind of face that says "I am a cunt". I pointed to his hat and said "You a Red Wings fan?". He replied with "No. It's just a hat, like" with a scoff, and then turned back around. It was quite a big queue, and this was quite far back in the queue, so the next 2 minutes or so were unfathomably awkward, all because this posing bollock lied to me with his clothing. I hate it when that happens. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 "Baby on board." Something something Burt Ward. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Posers. I was upping the punx in Marks & Spencers, buying a sandwich. I'm queuing for the self service tills with my Tuna Crunch, and this lad infront of me is dressed like Gok Wan with a cap on backwards. It was a Detroit Red Wings cap. For some hellish reason which I can't explain, I was feeling particularly sociable, so I uttered "eeeeey, Red Wings" like I was the fucking Fonz. This buttfuck turns around, and looks at me like I've pissed on his weird jesus loafers. He doesn't say anything, he just glares at me, with an eyebrow slightly askew. You know, the kind of face that says "I am a cunt". I pointed to his hat and said "You a Red Wings fan?". He replied with "No. It's just a hat, like" with a scoff, and then turned back around. It was quite a big queue, and this was quite far back in the queue, so the next 2 minutes or so were unfathomably awkward, all because this posing bollock lied to me with his clothing. I hate it when that happens.Works the other way too though. Someone on facebook just posted a picture of someone on that shit show with Greg James and Russel Kane wearing a black flag t-shirt and complaining. I haven't seen many Black Flag t-shirts in primark and stuff. So I'd assume he likes them. Just because he also likes shit comedians and doesn't go about with patches up to the eyeballs, he's not punk enough to like a band? Fuck off. Pet-hate: Non-conforming punks wanting everyone to conform to their non-conformances. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 I don't really understand what you're saying there. Who was wearing the t-shirt and who was complaining about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Greg James loves Russell Kane and Jake is jealous, that's what I got from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 I haven't seen many Black Flag t-shirts in primark and stuff. So I'd assume he likes them. I think the 13,124 people on ebay selling Black Flag t-shirts would disagree with you there sparky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Sorry Jake, the Black Flag logo is for wankers now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Was it ever not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 I've seen Lady Gaga ones too. They're weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 What's weird about that t-shirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) What's weird about that t-shirt? In case you aren't trolling, that's the Black Flag logo, with the words Black and Flag replaced with Justin and Bieber. Many TOTAL HARDCORE PUNXS WHO DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NUTTIN' are rather outraged by the Black Flag logo being shat on quite so poignantly. Total world class trolling from whoever came up with that idea. xx Edited October 18, 2013 by Stroopy121 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 I wasn't trolling thanks. I didn't know that was the black flag logo. I don't know much about Black Flag except they are a hardcore punk band and now I know that they have a logo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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