keeno Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 When you buy something off ebay then you randomly get your money refunded after 5 days of no communication. Could have at least told me you were selling it elsewhere in all the time when you could have posted the thing to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 You should send some heavies round to take some 'caps.Bad business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 Going to open up an episode of something and then remembering that it hadn't actually downloaded yet. My memory playing tricks on me. A huge disappointment. What's the point of being in on a saturday night if I can't even watch the crap telly I want to watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 Beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 able bodied people parking in disabled spots in car parks especially supermarket ones, stop being so fucking lazy you tossers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/9247835/Jeremy-Clarkson-claims-airport-delays-could-be-solved-with-a-bit-of-racism.htmlJeremy Clarkson, being a cunt. Yes, I know it's what he does best and I know he's looking for a reaction, but he's still an absolute fucking bellend. I will have a bigger party when he dies than I will when Thatcher finally leaves us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 I like Clarkson, he is a twit but I do like him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 able bodied people parking in disabled spots in car parks especially supermarket ones, stop being so fucking lazy you tossers.I agree, people parking in disabled spaces isn't too cool.Pet Hate - the ridiculous over provision of disabled spaces in supermarket car parks.The Inverurie Tesco is a prime example - i doubt there are that many wheelchair users in Inverurie to warrant such a massive provision of spaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 I agree, people parking in disabled spaces isn't too cool.Pet Hate - the ridiculous over provision of disabled spaces in supermarket car parks.The Inverurie Tesco is a prime example - i doubt there are that many wheelchair users in Inverurie to warrant such a massive provision of spaces.ASDA Garthdee must have about 50. I've never seen more than 5-6 filled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Exactly! I completely agree with the need for spaces but not that many. It surely lures people into parking in the wrong space just because so many are free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Aren't some of them family parking though? So kids don't run out on to the road and get smooshed.Not a pet hate but my good headphones are broked. And I'm using incredibly tinny ones. Riffs sound shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 My cunt neighbours. One of the houses around my street have a dog and they leave it shut out at night, the slightest fucking noise sets the thing off barking, and they just leave it, seemingly oblivious to the fact that it's keeping the whole neighbourhood awake. Someone shuts their front door, it barks for an hour. The wind blows over a plantpot, it barks for an hour. Last night around midnight someone took their wheelie bin out, the noise set the dog off barking and it barked for TWO AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS.Before Nef C jumps in, it's not the dog that pisses me off it's the fucking owners. Dogs bark, that's unavoidable, what you can do however is go downstairs and stop it barking, or take it into the fucking house, arseholes. I'm knackered today and I'm doing a 12 hour shift, could really have used a good night's sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 That's fucking mental. You should report it to your local authority (non-emergency police line) and they'll as the dog to be kept inside. Either that or you should ask them yourself, most people are fine if you ask reasonable favours like that. They still sound like bellends though, your dog going mental in the back garden is not something you don't notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 I remember once we heard a dog howling from downstairs and we were sure it was outside and it was pissing with rain. Then we heard a front door open and close and we went to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Cunts at gigs who hassle me when I'm up to my sacs in XLR leads and Gaffa tape...."Whit ur yiz cawed?" - "Original Sin, like it says on the poster""Whit dae yiz dae?" - "Classic Rock 60's - 90's, again, evident on the poster to my left""Whit's that?" - "this is a speaker""Whit's it fur?" ...and so forth... until the staple question of all drunken worthies at gigs..."D'yiz day oany AC/DC?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 I remember once we heard a dog howling from downstairs and we were sure it was outside and it was pissing with rain. Then we heard a front door open and close and we went to sleep. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Cunts at gigs who hassle me when I'm up to my sacs in XLR leads and Gaffa tape...."Whit ur yiz cawed?" - "Original Sin, like it says on the poster""Whit dae yiz dae?" - "Classic Rock 60's - 90's, again, evident on the poster to my left""Whit's that?" - "this is a speaker""Whit's it fur?" ...and so forth... until the staple question of all drunken worthies at gigs..."D'yiz day oany AC/DC?"Bless their alcohol-soaked hearts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Noise caused by inconsiderate neighbours is just the worst. I have no idea how some folk can be so unaware of how much of a dick they are being. My biggest peeve is folk being rowdy and loud in the communal area of the flat block. Shouting and stamping up and down stairs as if nobody else lives there but them. There's two lots of Polish folk in my block. they are proper nice and everything, but they are generally just very loud people. The kids are usually running through the hall and stamping around, and the Dad is usually screaming at them for something. Even when he leaves for work in the morning, he opens his front door, then bellows something to his family before leaving. Whatever happened to having an inside voice? They used to always leave the block doors wide open and unlocked until I put up a sign after hearing aout the block next door being broken into by vagrants of some kind. Maybe I should put up a "shut the fuck up" sign too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 you should add that they also need to "back the fuck up before you fuck this track up." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Noise caused by inconsiderate neighbours is just the worst. I have no idea how some folk can be so unaware of how much of a dick they are being. My biggest peeve is folk being rowdy and loud in the communal area of the flat block. Shouting and stamping up and down stairs as if nobody else lives there but them. There's two lots of Polish folk in my block. they are proper nice and everything, but they are generally just very loud people. The kids are usually running through the hall and stamping around, and the Dad is usually screaming at them for something. Even when he leaves for work in the morning, he opens his front door, then bellows something to his family before leaving. Whatever happened to having an inside voice? They used to always leave the block doors wide open and unlocked until I put up a sign after hearing aout the block next door being broken into by vagrants of some kind. Maybe I should put up a "shut the fuck up" sign too.One of my last flats in Aberdeen had the worst neighbours, fucking students girls, they'd come battering in at 3am shouting and screaming all the way up the stairwell, then their stupid troglodyte mates would turn up for a party and never knew which buzzer to press so they'd press every buzzer in the block until they got the right one. Fucking sluts. On the nights I got woken up at 3am I had two methods of revenge:A) Getting up at 8am and playing my trumpet.B) Taping their buzzer down with a piece of gaffer tape when I left for work, so they'd have to get up, go downstairs to the front door and take the tape off to shut it up.Only fair I thought. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 One of my last flats in Aberdeen had the worst neighbours, fucking students girls, A) Getting up at 8am and playing my trumpet.Should have had those hoes playing on your trumpet. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Should have had those hoes playing on your trumpet.With their vaginas.What's with these generic photos with heartwarming stories that are on the internet just now (i.e. the old lady in the taxi and the racist on a plane)? I don't want to have my heart warmed by this bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 With their vaginas.What's with these generic photos with heartwarming stories that are on the internet just now (i.e. the old lady in the taxi and the racist on a plane)? I don't want to have my heart warmed by this bollocks.agreedalso shit like this"like if you agree"please share!the you get some wank in the comments section saying some pish, "want 500+ friend requests? then like this comment and add me as a friend" "IT WORKS!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 of course he'd stay. her boobs ass and feet are gonna get huuuuge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 I like that you included the feet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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