Stroopy121 Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 His Mrs, so that he can buy her baking supplies...xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 JakeBassist - Best boyfriend ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 JakeBassist - Worst LAD ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Anyway, back to the chebs... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Pictures or GTFO! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Change the tone please guys.... if you really want to talk about Slutbags' tits, please do it somewhere else. Somewhere far far away preferably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Well as soon as she tells us her address, we'll sort that out for you 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 I think everyone and Milner should get banned for harassing Slutbags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Mosquitos! (and other varieties of flying little insects which bite you)After only being asleep for a couple of hours last night I woke up feeling itchy as fuck all over. Something had got into my my room and had a feast on me. I couldn't get back to sleep for ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 The rain. I have to walk to Toms and I don't have any waterproofs. And I turned down a lift 'cause I need to do stuff in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 You live in Aberdeen but don't own any waterproofs? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Bullies. I walk past a school every morning on my way to work and today in the playground I saw one kid steal another kid's ipod and give him a shove. The shoved kid looked really upset and the bully kid looked chuffed to bits. I really wanted to step in but am too much of a wuss because my neighborhood is known for Ecuadorian gangs and I didn't want to risk any 'my big brother will slice your face off with a machete' type confrontation. Bummer of a way to start the day though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 But you're Scottish? We're hard as fucking nails. The whole world knows that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 This bloody rai... Oh wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 America stealing the word "twat" then pronouncing it funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 America stealing the word "twat" then pronouncing it funny.Yeah Azealia Banks does this and it's fucking annoying.Right enough of this talk of Slutbag's glorious sweater-balloons and mosquitos, for Nefarious C has a Pet Hate: someone saying they'll phone you for a job interview at 4 and STILL NOT HAVING PHONED BY SEVEN. ITS NOT FUCKING RIGHT, NOT BY A LONG SHOT. Just so you guys know, if she doesn't ring me by 8, even if it's to say 'Craig you're a losa', I'm going to raze the hospital to the ground. Bet this is all JakeBassists fault, the stupid fucking twonk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 It sounds great when they say it on The Sopranos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 If people don't stop complaining about the weather I might just lose my shi. Seriously, there is nothing we can do about it, so shutthefuckup please!Looks like you lost an eye... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 We should help Dubya find his shi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I meant a T, oh well fucked that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 xx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 According to twitter:Similar to you Jake Bassist @JaaakkkeeeFollowing I've never been so insulted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 If people don't stop complaining about the weather I might just lose my shi. Seriously, there is nothing we can do about it, so shutthefuckup please!But that's the only topic of conversation at work. How am I meant to fit in with the guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 According to twitter:You already follow me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 You already follow me. I know that. That's why it says "following". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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