Jaaakkkeee Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Then dinna moan that we're like 2 peas in a tweeting pod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 At work, I just got handed a print out of a ruler. As I'm handed it he says "Now if we line that up along the desks, we'll know how long they are."Thanks for explaining that. I literally had no fucking clue what a ruler was or how to measure things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Does he think you'll do some damage with a real ruler too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 He's clearly the sharpest ruler in the lunchbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I bet he re-sized it to fit the print area. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 thiswhy?only reason i see them in my newsfeed cause of pricks who click "like" why#??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 4th row down, furthest to the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Another day at work, another fucking annoyance..."Where's that thing you were talking about?""Oh, if you go onto the forums, then go to the second forum called something about thingy ma jiggy, its the third one down."We're both at computers, and have skype. Send me a link, you utter fucktard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 His instructions were pretty clear. Go to the second forum, called something about "thingy ma jiggy" and then it's the third one down. Simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 His instructions were pretty clear. Go to the second forum, called something about "thingy ma jiggy" and then it's the third one down. Simple.Shut the fuck up. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Pet Hate: I'm in pure inner turmoil. I've never felt so undecided. It's tearing me in to. I don't know what to do. I want to do something so badly, but don't know if I should...Do I make the Limp Bizkit joke again?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Breaking my glasses and having to wear my prescription sunglasses to work, sitting in an office looking like an utter tool. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 My glasses have been broken for ages. When I got pink eye I had to wear them to work. Sellotape isn't the best look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 I tried sellotape but it didn't hold. The lens was cracked too. I've had them repaired so many times.... it's time to replace them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Glasses are so expensive. Pet Hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Glasses are so expensive. Pet Hate.Not at Specsavers. The "star prices" section, 29 quid all in. They look pretty terrible, but I'm confident I can pull them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Not at Specsavers. The "star prices" section, 29 quid all in. They look pretty terrible, but I'm confident I can pull them off.I know I could pull them off. But it's not worth the effort. I want something that looks good without the effort, and without the pricetag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 My glasses were £25 from Specsavers and they are hideous. They serve their purpose though. They allow me to see when driving. I'm so fucking cool that I make them cool though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Same here. And I wear them everyday. I don't care 2 fucks if they look like cheap shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 My glasses were pretty expensive and I got them because I didn't want them to break and I also like to think I look good wearing them and they are comfortable. Shoot me. You bunch of cheap, psuedo-punx cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 I'm not pseudo-punk, I'm just cheap. And skint. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 My glasses were pretty expensive and I got them because I didn't want them to break and I also like to think I look good wearing them and they are comfortable. Shoot me. You bunch of cheap, psuedo-punx cunts.You sound like a cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 My glasses were pretty expensive and I got them because I didn't want them to break and I also like to think I look good wearing them and they are comfortable. Shoot me. You bunch of cheap, psuedo-punx cunts.New Year hipster fuck. They probably don't even have lenses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 New Year hipster fuck. They probably don't even have lenses.They probably don't even exist yet. Also I assume you meant New York. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 New Year hipster fuck. They probably don't even have lenses.New Year? Would have gone with New York myself but I agree, down with that sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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