Flights Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Don't clean up any spiders webs. Those leggy bastards will have a feel day with all those tasty baby moths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Get a cat, mines enjoys nothing more than chasing them down and chewing on them and then spewing them up at the end of my bed at half 3 in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 I do that with cats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Fire. Kill them with fire.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 http://frugalliving.about.com/od/doityourself/tp/Get_Rid_of_Moths.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Found the source of the moths. My missus went into a kitchen cupboard to get some dinner prepared and found larvae living in a bag of dry noodles and in a packet of lasagne sheets. Ugh. Grim. Contents of food cupboard in bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jaaakkkeee Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Found the source of the moths. My missus went into a kitchen cupboard to get some dinner prepared and found larvae living in a bag of dry noodles and in a packet of lasagne sheets. Ugh. Grim. Contents of food cupboard in bin.I would have thought that would have been some good protein right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Moths aren't ghosts, you dick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Moths aren't ghosts, you dick.They are after you kill them.xx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Gutted.I've called my cat DJ Roomba ever since seeing that Parks and Rec episode. The mrs last night told me off as it's "not her name". Now every time I call the cat DJ Roomba, she calls me fuckface.It's probably 'cause I say it like Tom does when gerry steps on it.DJ ROOOOOOMBAAAAI can see how that could be annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Gutted.I've called my cat DJ Roomba ever since seeing that Parks and Rec episode. The mrs last night told me off as it's "not her name". Now every time I call the cat DJ Roomba, she calls me fuckface.It's probably 'cause I say it like Tom does when gerry steps on it.DJ ROOOOOOMBAAAAI can see how that could be annoying. Fabulous return to form Jake. Been a while since you've mentioned the cat and the missus. All you need to do now is discuss your bowel movements to get this thread back on track! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Well I did have Indian food last night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 I watched that tv programme last night about ladies of luxury who con guys into spending loads of money on them, and now I hate all women.These guys are hoping they can woo them with their mad cash, but after all the shopping is done, the women fuck off, or get all aggressive. Obviously, men who have too much money are probably fucking stupid as well. These women kept saying that they tell the man upfront that any sort of sexual activity is completely out of the question before the guy starts splurging cash, but they really didn't do that, and instead just strung them along round all these ridiculous designer shops in New York, and then sent them packing. Some of these girls also believe that the guy gets more out of spending time and money with a woman as fucking great as her than she gets out of being bought thousands of pounds worth of handbags and shit, and they seem to believe that they are the ones who are worse off from the whole arrangement.None of them have jobs. They just get money from rich knobheads to finance their lifestyles, though one of them is setting up a website selling videos of herself riding horses and showing off her shoe collection for like £200 for 10 minutes of footage. Mental.So now I think all women are poisonous. All of them. If anyone wants to be my boyfriend, that'd be great, because I hate women now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 how bigs yer willy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 If anyone wants to be my boyfriend, that'd be great, because I hate women now. I'll be your lad. We can lie in bed all day discussing Loaf riffs and how single coil pickups are better than humbuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 I read about that show. It said one of the women didn't even meet any of the men. She just has a wishlist online and men send her stuff. Can't really get my head round that.Any stupid women out there that want to send me stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 This gullible cunt:A 14 YEAR OLD BOY WAS SHOT 6 TIMES BY HISSTEPFATHER . THIS BOY WAS PROTECTING HISLITTLE 6 YEAR OLD SISTER WHO WAS ABOUTTO BE RAPED BY THIS POOR ... EXCUSE OF AMAN . THE LITTLE GIRL DID NOT GET... HURT ,THANKS TO HER BRAVE OLDER BROTHER . THEIR MOM WAS AT WORK WHENTHIS HAPPENED . NOW THIS BRAVE YOUNGLITTLE BOY IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE ,BUTDOCTORS SAY HE WILL NOT SURVIVE UNLESSHE GETS AN OPERATION WHICH IS COSTLYAND HIS MOM CANNOT PAY . ALL FACE BOOK COMPANIES HAVE AGREED TO DONATE 45CENTS FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE POSTS THISTO THEIR WALL . SO ,PLEASE COPY AND PASTETHIS ON YOUR WALL . SO ,THAT TOGETHER WECAN HELP SAVE THIS BOYS LIFE . I PASSED THISMESSAGE DOWNSomeone else getting unfriended. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 I read about that show. It said one of the women didn't even meet any of the men. She just has a wishlist online and men send her stuff. Can't really get my head round that.Any stupid women out there that want to send me stuff?This is what a lot of porn actresses do. No, I''ve never bought them gifts. Yes, I've thought about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 This gullible cunt: Someone else getting unfriended. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 This gullible cunt:Someone else getting unfriended.That wasn't the Drummonds FB was it? They (he) seems to like endless capital letters and spaces before aswell as after commas and full stops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 This is what a lot of porn actresses do. No, I''ve never bought them gifts. Yes, I've thought about it.At least you get to see their bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Aye but you can do that without buying them stuff. Or even paying at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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