DanClews Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Pet hate: sun burn. What a cunting thing it is. I'm still not used to the sensation of a warm sun this year and paid for it dearly today.I got sunburn on my feet when I was in Tunisa a month ago, you can still see the tan lines of where it burnt around my flip-flops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 found my passport. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 where was it? and was your bus pass with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Nahh, bus pass wasn't. Oh shit, was gonna phone them today. Hud on.It was under the sofa. I moved the sofa and it wasnt' there. I think part of the sofa bed must have dragged it or something, 'cause i pulled the bed out to look for cat shit (turns out she just farted) and saw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Thieving cunts.My mate had her phone grabbed right out of her hand this evening. To make it worse she fell and hurt herself when madly trying to catch the dick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 I don't like the fact your mate got robbed.Pet hate - The fact there isn't a 'I agree with your post' button as well as the like button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 We should have a multitude of buttons. I for one would like a "I see where you're coming from but I can not publicly be seen to agree with you" button. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Being completely unable to concentrate. While I don't particularly mind having an off-day at work and not being 100% productive, time drags its fucking arse something chronic!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Time's dragging for me too. Saying that, I am just labelling a load of hanging files. 115 to be exact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Time's dragging for me too. Saying that, I am just labelling a load of hanging files. 115 to be exact.Do you want to come and do my filing for me too? That is not a euphemism by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Do you want to come and do my filing for me too? That is not a euphemism by the way.I wish it was. I'd do your filling from A to Z baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest davetherave Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Being completely unable to concentrate. While I don't particularly mind having an off-day at work and not being 100% productive, time drags its fucking arse something chronic!xxI have the attention span of a goldfish, chronic attention deficit disorder...... what was I saying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 People eating their lunch in the office. There's a staff room for you to eat your chips / Burger Kings etc to avoid you stinking the fucking place out. It's rank. One guy was eating fish last week. Fucking fish!EDIT - it's bothering me more than usual today because I'm hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 People eating their lunch in the office. There's a staff room for you to eat your chips / Burger Kings etc to avoid you stinking the fucking place out. It's rank. One guy was eating fish last week. Fucking fish!EDIT - it's bothering me more than usual today because I'm hungry.Horror story from our office in London; one lunch time, a guy ordered a kipper pizza. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Marischal College. £90million building, and the windows don't open. Smooth move there, McAlpine, you inconsiderate cunt. The digital thermostat on the wall said 29 degrees, and nobody seems to have a clue how to use it. It was actually a relief to get out into the sunshine where there was at least a breeze. I got home and had a lukewarm shower because I stank like a foot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 I enjoy nothing more than having my flying wok at my desk and have the smell waft around the office making everyone else want one, but they're stuck eating their shite homemade sandwiches and eating fruit. Best hour of the week. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 My homemade sandwiches are never shite. A labour of love. I love sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 They will never be as good as a flying wok, never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 I don't know what that is. I would pick sandwiches over most food though, so you can keep your foreign muck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 What the fuck has happened to Facebook on my iphone? It's like timeline, expect worse. All the photos are fucking huge and it takes an age to load my newsfeed now. Oh aye, and trending articles can cunt the fuck off too. I didn't think the app needed upgrading, now it's a clusterfuck of shitwank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 What the fuck has happened to Facebook on my iphone? It's like timeline, expect worse. All the photos are fucking huge and it takes an age to load my newsfeed now. Oh aye, and trending articles can cunt the fuck off too. I didn't think the app needed upgrading, now it's a clusterfuck of shitwank.Nice work on the swearing. Yeah they've fucked that up. Nothing is in order any more either, it seems to be like a forum, things go to the top when they're commented on rather than order of posting. It's like a big jumbled up nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Facebook are in the business of randomly changing everything every couple of weeks for no real reason. I'm going to guess all the developers just get bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 It's fucking ruining Facebook. I don't know anyone who likes the new app, or timeline, or any new features. No wonder they lost 5 dollars a share overnight.Pet Hate: Radiohead. Everyone is always crawling up their arse. Whilst there are a handful of songs I like I just find most of their stuff unlistenable, willfully angular, obtuse and boring beyond all belief. No idea why they're so popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 It's fucking ruining Facebook. I don't know anyone who likes the new app, or timeline, or any new features. No wonder they lost 5 dollars a share overnight.Pet Hate: Radiohead. Everyone is always crawling up their arse. Whilst there are a handful of songs I like I just find most of their stuff unlistenable, willfully angular, obtuse and boring beyond all belief. No idea why they're so popular.I'm not convinced by their entire back catalog either, but when they're good, they're great. Pardon the cliché. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 It's fucking ruining Facebook. I don't know anyone who likes the new app, or timeline, or any new features. No wonder they lost 5 dollars a share overnight.Pet Hate: Radiohead. Everyone is always crawling up their arse. Whilst there are a handful of songs I like I just find most of their stuff unlistenable, willfully angular, obtuse and boring beyond all belief. No idea why they're so popular.I liked them up until OK Computer, which is one of my favourite albums of all time. For me they've gone downhill since then though, too weird and experimental. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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