Woodsinho Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 The New Castle. Doesn't work for all of them. Unless there's a team called the Castle.Pet Hate: the way Geordies say newCastle, rather than Newcastle. Get your emphatic priorities straight, cunt.xxWe'll do as we bloody well please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 When pop/R&B stars headbang, play air guitar or do any other “rock star” style posturing during guitar interludes. I’m not boo hooing about these moves being appropriated by pop artists from “real music” or anything like that - I just think they look stupid, particularly that Nicole whatserface from the Pussy Cat Dolls. She’s a fucking moron if ever I saw one. The main gripe with this is they never ever look like they're playing guitar. People who air guitar who don't know how to play actual guitar just look a bit daft in general.What chord is that you're playing? Oh, the "claw", like Pheobe from Friends, I getcha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 When pop/R&B stars headbang, play air guitar or do any other “rock star” style posturing during guitar interludes. I’m not boo hooing about these moves being appropriated by pop artists from “real music” or anything like that - I just think they look stupid, particularly that Nicole whatserface from the Pussy Cat Dolls. She’s a fucking moron if ever I saw one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 My Canadian chum refers to Rangers FC as The Rangers, which her boyfriend loves because it makes his favourite team sound more important.What sort of "chum" goes out with a filthy hun bastart? The sort of chum you should chib in the neck is the answer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Instead of having 'The Rangers' and 'The Celtic', why not just simplify things by having a catch-all for both, 'The Cunts'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 The New Castle. Doesn't work for all of them. Unless there's a team called the Castle.Pet Hate: the way Geordies say newCastle, rather than Newcastle. Get your emphatic priorities straight, cunt.xx You lot can hardly talk with your "mins" and your "pish" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 You lot can hardly talk with your "mins" and your "pish"Hoi min, enough of yer pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Wrap it bappit, afore ah slap it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 You lot can hardly talk with your "mins" and your "pish"I'll confess the north-east is rift with less-than-palletable colloquialisms, but that's completely irrelevant.Jist cuz I hae an accent disnae mean I canna hink ither foke sound stupit wae theirs.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney_stu Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Attempting to get the formatting right for a script using OpenOffice Word. FUCK YOU, YOU WON'T DO WHAT I TELL YOU.That being said, I don't think I'd have much success with regular word either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 FUCK YOU, YOU WON'T DO WHAT I TELL YOU.Motherfuckerrrrrrrrrrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Attempting to get the formatting right for a script using OpenOffice Word.FUCK YOU, YOU WON'T DO WHAT I TELL YOU.That being said, I don't think I'd have much success with regular word either...http://celtx.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 http://celtx.com/I use that for drama scripts and it's ace, never any problems with it, but I had to do a factual script for a multicamera set-up in Word earlier, which is basically just a table with two columns and one row. Still managed to waste half an hour on something that should have been really simple. Pen and paper's the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 The new xbox dashboard. It's horrible to look at and hard to navigate.. It also has an annoying 'whoosh' sound when changing switching categories . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 They also changed the qwerty on-screen keyboard to an alphabetical one. Who on earth would use an alphabetical keyboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 The new xbox dashboard. It's horrible to look at and hard to navigate.. It also has an annoying 'whoosh' sound when changing switching categories .i forgot that was happening today. i shall go check it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 They also changed the qwerty on-screen keyboard to an alphabetical one. Who on earth would use an alphabetical keyboard?Aw fucking hell. As if inputting the short story-length codes wasn't harrowing enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Not reading things properly before hitting 'post reply'. I swear every 2nd post with my name on it has a typo or repetition of a phrase just because halfway through writing something I decided to change a word. 'changing switching' in the last one....They have properly buried the indie games too, you need to go to games tab -> games marketplace -> switch from featured tab to games tab -> game type -> indie which is the third one across. Shame as there are plenty of cheap and brilliant games (albeit in amongst a lot of copycat OMGZOMBIESHOOTER and knockoffs of better titles) yet they are continually being hidden away.As for the qwerty keyboard going.... you can't exactly touchtype with a gamepad so not a huge miss in that respect but it will be a bit strange to get used to. Maybe easier for kids or kinect though? The whole update just screams 'optimised for kinect but shit and ugly for everyone else' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 it looks ok, i like that lovefilm is on there now. i dislike hiding indie games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 As for the qwerty keyboard going.... you can't exactly touchtype with a gamepad so not a huge miss in that respect but it will be a bit strange to get used to. Maybe easier for kids or kinect though? The whole update just screams 'optimised for kinect but shit and ugly for everyone else'Even when you're not touch typing, a normal keyboard is just instinct for most people who have used computers for years, so I find sending my usual "YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED NOOB" or "DON'T QUIT OR I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK" messages take much longer to hammer out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 it looks ok, i like that lovefilm is on there now. i dislike hiding indie games.Have you got a lovefilm account? If so when you try out the streaming on the xbox can you post an update? Seriously considering getting one as streaming to xbox (and thus my TV instead of a 15" laptop screen!) sweetens the deal but heard the quality of their streaming is pretty bad on pc/ps3. If it doesn't look that good may as well just get a regular lovefilm without paying for the streaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Even when you're not touch typing, a normal keyboard is just instinct for most people who have used computers for years, so I find sending my usual "YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED NOOB" or "DON'T QUIT OR I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK" messages take much longer to hammer out.Using a headset to shout abuse is way quicker than thatI'm too much of a pussy to do it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Have you got a lovefilm account? If so when you try out the streaming on the xbox can you post an update? Seriously considering getting one as streaming to xbox (and thus my TV instead of a 15" laptop screen!) sweetens the deal but heard the quality of their streaming is pretty bad on pc/ps3. If it doesn't look that good may as well just get a regular lovefilm without paying for the streaming.i do indeed. i will update in due course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 I'm fascinated to see whether the update occurs in ace-ic or here, in pet hates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.