Jaaakkkeee Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 I lived in Kincorth and when it snowed they refused to go in to kincorth at all. Was horrible trying to go through the tight streets on the bus, so I understand that. I mean, our bus went sideways down a street with parked cars on it. I say sideways, it was more / than __. But still, no excuse for driving past people (first have done it to me loads of times). And the shop on union street. Get more staff and get happier staff. But once a 305 driver almost didn't let me off. "This bus doesn't stop here. You'll get off this time but not again." I was confused, it had picked me up across the street. Oh and what's that on the bus stop sign? 305 in nice big figures? Aye.Cunts. Taxi drivers can be dicks up here and it's far too expensive compared to what it is in Glasgow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney_stu Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Why would anyone want to return to Turriff ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 The return wasn't to go to town then return, it was to go to Turriff then return. And if you're girlfriend who is the obvious settler gives you sex asks you to go to Turriff you say yes. Also, I saw sheep racing at the Turriff show, before I returned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 For £3 you can get a single on the metro from Newcastle Airport to Sunderland - roughly 21 miles, bus prices are pretty reasonable too, but we don't have First thank fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney_stu Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Aye well actually Turriff is nae that bad... I visit Diesel there ... mind you there is no sex involved. Well not yet anyway... And no sheep either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 The return wasn't to go to town then return, it was to go to Turriff then return. And if you're girlfriend who is the obvious settler gives you sex asks you to go to Turriff you say yes. Also, I saw sheep racing at the Turriff show, before I returned.Sex and sheep racing in one day? Turriff or not, I think your life has peaked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Stagecoach prices have always been much too high: recently paid £4.90 for a single between Inverbervie and Montrose, which is about 12 miles. Disgusting. At least out my way we've got Nicoll buses, which are cheaper (£9 return to Aibrrrdeen, though you do have to put up with a few back roads) , and the bus drivers are diamond geezers on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Sex and sheep racing in one day? Turriff or not, I think your life has peaked.I'm ashamed to say that wasn't in one day. But they are definitely highlights of my trips to Turra. Oh and booting a football about the field with my ex's dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 The return wasn't to go to town then return, it was to go to Turriff then return. And if you're girlfriend who is the obvious settler gives you sex asks you to go to Turriff you say yes. Also, I saw sheep racing at the Turriff show, before I returned.one year at turriff show I saw a woman pour ice cold water on a horses massive dong and rub it with a cloth to calm it down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Now that's entertainment.When I was in Avoid The Morning we played Turra show. Was good fun.Pet Hate: The though of never playing a gig as good as Turra show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 And if you're girlfriend who is the obvious settler gives you sex asks you to go to Turriff you say yes.This sentence made my brain hurt a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Re-reading that it is a bit of a shit sentence that could have been formed better if I tried but I didn't notice until now so I'll make sure I do it in the future so I don't make your brain hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 It could have certainly been formed better with the correct use of 'your'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Sorry, folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 just dont do it again if your doing to post on a forum at least make sure your sentences make senses are spelt corectly and use proper punctuation.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 those grammers on this last few postings was'nt good nuff. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Don't forget capital letters and three 'dots' in an ellipsis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 ur al lolfags lol grammr is fr cnts why do i nd to spk english am nae fae england lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 I saw someone write "proberbly" on facebook the other day.And my brother's Irish girlfriend always writes "dat" and "der" for "that" and "there/their/they're".UGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 ABD SHUD PIY ATTINTION TI ME CUZ I HAE AN ACCENT! SCOTLIND TILL A DIE MIN! TOO PROWD TI STOP SPIKIN LIKE ISS!xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 I speak like that, depending on company, but I try my best to type in the Queen's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 The inane and occasionally insane shit that I find myself saying to my neighbours when I meet them in some communal area. I don't want to seem aloof always stop and speak but because I don't really know them and have been put on the spot I just get a dose of verbal skitters. I always ask them the same questions even though I know the answers. They probably think I’ve got Alzheimer’s or something. After we’ve spoken about the weather and things we’ll never do to the hall and garden I find myself saying jokey disparaging things about my girlfriend in a “her indoors” kind of way which in all other walks of life I hate. “oh, I’ll need to check with her, haha”. Relief at the conversation being over is then destroyed by embarrassing flashbacks of things the stranger inside me said. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Rich people who constantly remind you how much they've paid for something. Especially if you sold it to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 I saw someone write "proberbly" on facebook the other day.And my brother's Irish girlfriend always writes "dat" and "der" for "that" and "there/their/they're".UGH!Isn't that how the oirish speak anyway though...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Starting a new job ij a place that clearly isn't ready for me to start, despite nagging me to start earlier than the agreed start date. 2 days into my job and I'm sat at an empty desk. I have no computer, therefore can't take telephone calls as I can't give anyone any of the information they need. My fob doesn't even work, so I can't even get in and out of the building without a babysitter. In 15 working hours, I've done about 20 minutes of work.I feel exhausted from doing absolutely nothing, strangely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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