Woodsinho Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Balotelli's hat is way better than Balotelli's t-shirt. I still want that hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 The t-shirt and the hat should be combined, no need to pick just one.And I'm proud of my bandwagon jumping. Never be ahead of the curve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 The t-shirt and the hat should be combined, no need to pick just one.And I'm proud of my bandwagon jumping. Never be ahead of the curve.Right on, brutha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 i like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Pet hate: Sun bingo, sun bingo, dot co dot uk.Fuck. Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Pet hate: Sun bingo, sun bingo, dot co dot uk.Fuck. Off.There's a super annoying car insurance jingle in Ireland that's on the telly CONSTANTLY. It's a proper earworm, I find myself fucking singing it all the time.Watch at your peril. What is it with car insurance companies having really annoying adverts? (Go Compare, Winston the insurance dog, "seemples" etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 To be fair to them, they did give me a good quote for my car insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 You're going to be the new 'Is Cloud living in Poland?' joke. I can feel it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 It's awful. Especially if I'm explaining something in detail, and what I'm saying is being overlapped by what I said a few seconds ago. It's like I'm talking over myself. I'm such a rude cunt.This has happened to me a fair bit recently. It's well uncomfortable. I keep stopping talking so I can let myself finish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 You're going to be the new 'Is Cloud living in Poland?' joke. I can feel it. I'm not even there yet. I'll be a billion times worse once I live there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 There's a super annoying car insurance jingle in Ireland that's on the telly CONSTANTLY. It's a proper earworm, I find myself fucking singing it all the time.Watch at your peril. What is it with car insurance companies having really annoying adverts? (Go Compare, Winston the insurance dog, "seemples" etc)[FUNFACT]The recognised term for a song getting stuck in your head is "brain itch".[/FUNFACT]Can't be fucked finding the 'something I learned' thread, plus I learned that ages ago so it'd have to be someone else who posted it there./nobodycaresxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 This has happened to me a fair bit recently. It's well uncomfortable. I keep stopping talking so I can let myself finish.You are very polite. Possibly too polite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 The flatmate, "I think you should do a bit more of the cleaning" conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 The flatmate, "I think you should do a bit more of the cleaning" conversation.Are u on the receiving end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Of course. Although the one doing the talking is a little annoyed at our other flatmate too, not just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Do ur dishes then go bowling together to bond. It's only downstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 I do my dishes. I'm not that messy. I just haven't much mopping etcAnd I haven't been able to return to the bowling alley since my unique marketing strategy to gain more customers failed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Dishes I don't mind. In fact I am pretty good at scrubbing those bitches. Hoovering is ok and wiping surfaces down I can tolerate but mopping can go give its ma a length. It's up there with ironing as worst domestic chore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 My old flat mates were mental about cleaning. They fucking loved to mop. Crazy. I should pull my weight here because it's a lot better than the last place.I haven't lived in a place with an iron for almost 3 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 I'm the only one in the flat who cleans. We have a cleaner who comes once a week, and she's told me that since I moved in, she has nothing to do. She watched tv yesterday... was not happy. Sadly, I was too tired to shout at her. We may have to speak to the landlord about her... there just isn't a need for a cleaner, and I'd rather have the reduction in rent in all honesty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Are you sure you aren't that messy? My flatmates don't seem to think a kitchen counter covered in milk, crumbs and stickiness is messy, whereas I can't cook unless the worktops are spotless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 I'll turn my hand to just about anything in our house, cleaning wise, but I draw the line at ironing.....I hate it, and I'm pretty shite at it anyway !(actually, another pet hate is, it ALWAYS seems to be me that stacks and unstacks the fucking dishwasher, can nobody else do it? .... just for a change) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 I'm not that messy. I actually like things quite clean. I've just been a bit lazy lately and been quite busy at the weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Ironing is false economy for me. I'd rather have all the small creases than the one massive crease I always manage to create! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Pure cleaned the bathroom to fuck today. There were dynamite quantities of facial hair in the plughole.It wasn't ginger though, so I can't really complain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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