Christy Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 In this instance, I'd suggest boiling a kettle and seriously fucking it up. An assault with bleach would teach it a valuable lesson as well.And yet, Dave Mustaine gives one little dog one little kick and ends up sacked ?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 I thought the glass/piece of paper was common knowledge...It is, it is. I just dislike them so much that I struggle to even do that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 And yet, Dave Mustaine gives one little dog one little kick and ends up sacked ?(No-one kicks Lars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 It is, it is. I just dislike them so much that I struggle to even do that!!! At least there is little chance of coming into contact. My tissue method sometimes leads to escape and skin touching, leading to girly shaking off and a more annoyed tissue grab which is usually the source of the squash. Spiders never bothered me when I was younger, I'm not sure when I turned into such a wuss with them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 My tissue method sometimes leads to escape and skin touching, leading to girly shaking off Ahem.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Spiders under a certain size ain't a problem in my household. I just pick them up and put them outside. The size of spider I'm comfortable with seems to have got gradually smaller since I got bitten by one innocent looking one (in New fucking Deer!) a few years ago.I have no problem with the glass and paper method though.I have twice seen spiders that I just wouldn't go fucking near though. One in my brother in law's house in Cruden Bay. I swear it was the size of my hand. My brother in law did catch it in one of those plastic chinese takeaway containers, and got the lid on and a couple of holes in it so it could breathe. We were going to take it to a lab or some shit to see if it was normal, but in the end I very irresponsibly let it loose on Polmuir Road. I hope nobody died...I'm pretty sure it was just an over-sized spider, and wouldn't have eaten any children, but it was pretty fucking big.There was another huge one in my flat on King Street a few years ago. We were having a wee songwriting session and this enormous spider ran across the carpet. I was like "I'm normally fine with spiders but I don't mind admitting that I'm a bit scared of that fucking thing." Everyone else was like "don't be a fag" etc etc. So I challenged each of them to deal with it, which was met with "well it's your flat...".In the end Elphi (our singer) stood up, "stop being a bunch of fucking homos" and very manly launched a hardback atlas at it from a distance of about six feet. The poor spider was pretty mangled after a few direct hits./Cool story bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Ahem....I see what you did there. But that would have been better as -girly shaking off sometimes leads to escape and skin touching, leading to my tissue method Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 I see what you did there. But that would have been better as -girly shaking off sometimes leads to escape and skin touching, leading to my tissue methodDidn't want to re-arrange. :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Spiders under a certain size ain't a problem in my household. I just pick them up and put them outside. The size of spider I'm comfortable with seems to have got gradually smaller since I got bitten by one innocent looking one (in New fucking Deer!) a few years ago.I have no problem with the glass and paper method though.I have twice seen spiders that I just wouldn't go fucking near though. One in my brother in law's house in Cruden Bay. I swear it was the size of my hand. My brother in law did catch it in one of those plastic chinese takeaway containers, and got the lid on and a couple of holes in it so it could breathe. We were going to take it to a lab or some shit to see if it was normal, but in the end I very irresponsibly let it loose on Polmuir Road. I hope nobody died...I'm pretty sure it was just an over-sized spider, and wouldn't have eaten any children, but it was pretty fucking big.There was another huge one in my flat on King Street a few years ago. We were having a wee songwriting session and this enormous spider ran across the carpet. I was like "I'm normally fine with spiders but I don't mind admitting that I'm a bit scared of that fucking thing." Everyone else was like "don't be a fag" etc etc. So I challenged each of them to deal with it, which was met with "well it's your flat...".In the end Elphi (our singer) stood up, "stop being a bunch of fucking homos" and very manly launched a hardback atlas at it from a distance of about six feet. The poor spider was pretty mangled after a few direct hits./Cool story bromaybe it was one of these: Brazilian wandering spider - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediathey've been known to stowaway in banana shipments. scary stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 fuck.that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 When I worked in a supermarket as a youngster, we used to get bananas which came in from Jamaica, and quite a few times when I opened the box there would be a big fucking Jamaican spider lurking in amongst the bananas. I used to just put them on the floor and stamp on the fuckers. If I squished a few bananas along the way, then so be it. One time there was a frog. I couldn't bring myself to stamp on a frog, so I let it live, I think it just hopped away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 maybe it was one of these: Brazilian wandering spider - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediathey've been known to stowaway in banana shipments. scary stuff!Fucking hell!Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. .[6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 I swear your honour, it was a spider. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Why spend money on Viagra? Get bit by a spider instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 When I worked in a supermarket as a youngster, we used to get bananas which came in from Jamaica, and quite a few times when I opened the box there would be a big fucking Jamaican spider lurking in amongst the bananas. I used to just put them on the floor and stamp on the fuckers. If I squished a few bananas along the way, then so be it. One time there was a frog. I couldn't bring myself to stamp on a frog, so I let it live, I think it just hopped away.Did you not see that episode of The Simpson's when they went to Australia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Fucking hell!Christ on a bike! thats the stuff of nightmares.I wonder if it functions as a natural viagra for the animal kingdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Did you not see that episode of The Simpson's when they went to Australia?Probably hadn't then, since it was 1996, but have since. It probably didn't last long, there isn't much of it's natural food and habitat to be found in a supermarket car park in Fraserburgh. Plus it's freezing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Probably hadn't then, since it was 1996, but have since. It probably didn't last long, there isn't much of it's natural food and habitat to be found in a supermarket car park in Fraserburgh. Plus it's freezing.Mutated frog genes could explain quite a lot about the Broch.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 The spider has now gone. The paper/glass method along with a plastic lid to make the bottom more secure. I had to shake it out the glass though because it had made a web. I've enjoyed these spider tales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 People who keep slamming YMCA to the top of the que in Moorings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 When I worked in a supermarket as a youngster, we used to get bananas which came in from Jamaica, and quite a few times when I opened the box there would be a big fucking Jamaican spider lurking in amongst the bananas. I used to just put them on the floor and stamp on the fuckers. If I squished a few bananas along the way, then so be it. One time there was a frog. I couldn't bring myself to stamp on a frog, so I let it live, I think it just hopped away.What do you mean "I think it just hopped away"? Did you not see where it went? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Fake smokers. Get an addiction or fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Pissed up groups of fuck-ugly fake tan women on the train who squawk like an out of tune seagull being sick for the entire length of my journey last night, Told them (politely) to shut it more than once, no joy, and no sign of a conductor either.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Fake smokers. Get an addiction or fuck off.Sorry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 What do you mean "I think it just hopped away"? Did you not see where it went?Not really. It sort of hopped away in the direction of the fag counter. I just left it to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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