Teabags Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 I hate when a succesful TV program suddenly has to receive a "celebrity" makeover, thus ruining it forever. See:Celebrity Wife SwapCelebrity Who Wants To Be A MillionaireCelebrity Family FortunesCelebrity Come Dine With MeCelebrity Weakest LinkCelebrity MasterchefRepeat ad naseum.I like these kind of programs better when it's just normal people off the street. I watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me on Saturday and it was Dani Behr, Big Mo off Eastenders, Dane Bowers and Bobby Davro. What makes Channel 4 think I want to see any of those people on my TV?Millionaire is ruined in the celebrity versions cos it destroys all the tension. They aren't playing for money for themselves so they are a lot more blas about gambling it. When you see a normal person really really start to shit it cos they are going to win the kind of money that can change their life, that makes for great telly. It's tense as fuck. and you can really root for people and get into it. Watching Philip & Fearne playing as a team for Guide Dogs For The Blind does not make for great telly.Do you know what would make for great telly? Me, sitting in the moorings, fiddling with my cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Do you know what would make for great telly? Me, sitting in the moorings, fiddling with my cock.But why would I watch that on the telly when I could just go to the Moorings and see it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 But why would I watch that on the telly when I could just go to the Moorings and see it?Two words: H D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Two words: H D.You say that, but I'm not sure if I want to be able to count the crusty bits on Teabag's bell-end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 You say that, but I'm not sure if I want to be able to count the crusty bits on Teabag's bell-end.Theres 4 and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Theres 4 and a half.Currently, or at all times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Currently, or at all times?Currently. I suffer from crust-fluctuation. Crustuation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Quite enjoyed the Celebrity Come Dine With Me the other night, except Davro's a tosser. Was amused at Dane Bowers being described as a "record producer" as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Quite enjoyed the Celebrity Come Dine With Me the other night, except Davro's a tosser. Was amused at Dane Bowers being described as a "record producer" as well.Not to mention his hilarious delusion that anybody in the country might remember him as one of 'Britain's greatest' singers. Around this time, I was trying to remember if he was in 5ive or Blue. Turns out it was Another Level, all along.And yeah, Davro truly is the televisual equivelant of anal thrush. He's like an irritating drunk uncle who thinks he's funny, except the consequences of punching your own uncle would be a little more worrying - family politics and that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 The celebrity Come Dine With Me with Christopher Biggins was hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Not to mention his hilarious delusion that anybody in the country might remember him as one of 'Britain's greatest' singers. Around this time, I was trying to remember if he was in 5ive or Blue. Turns out it was Another Level, all along.I actually thought it was the guy Costa from Blue until they said it was Bowers. Oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Celebrity Come Dine With MeI like these kind of programs better when it's just normal people off the street. I watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me on Saturday and it was Dani Behr, Big Mo off Eastenders, Dane Bowers and Bobby Davro. What makes Channel 4 think I want to see any of those people on my TV?Quite ilke seeing a bit of the real celebrity i.e. their house/flat, if and what they can cook, just nosey me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Quite ilke seeing a bit of the real celebrity i.e. their house/flat, if and what they can cook, just nosey me!Aye, davro seemed to have done OK for himself. Bowers' place looked OK as well considering his meagre success. He probably borrowed somebody else's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 i.e. their house/flatMTV Cribs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 MTV CribsIt's quite cool too, altho don't have MTV Saw Tony Hawks crib and it was 'awesome' he has his own beach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 It doesn't make sense how he got so rich from clarting about on a bit of wood like the botters on top of the St Nich's centre do.Get a job, mosher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Redman's crib was fucking fantastic, but I can't find the vid anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Craig David's flat was awesome. LED lighting in the hallway? oh bo selecta... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Being diagnosed with "stuff" to keep it vague. First of all, the doctor told me in primary 6 i had problem A, Then when i reached secondary he told me he i had problem B. Then within a few weeks, it was both! over the past few years i've had numerous doctors taking a stab at me and it's driving me fucking crazy! It's not simple diseases either. feels like they're fucking guessing. Second of all is prescriptions. FUCKING PRESCRIPTIONS! Lost count of trying to keep time waiting in fucking specsavers today. I appreciate there are busy days and they only have so many hands, but sat around for ages waiting for the eye test, then again waiting for them to fit the glasses, bollocks, bollocks, bollocks. /Miserable cunt.I loved it when my dentist gave me a prescription but only after he'd pulled already my teeth out. Lots of fun giving your details to the pharmacist when you've got a face full of anaesthetic and chewing your own tongue On the other hand, vicadin is yummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 I hate when a succesful TV program suddenly has to receive a "celebrity" makeover, thus ruining it forever. See:Celebrity Wife SwapCelebrity Who Wants To Be A MillionaireCelebrity Family FortunesCelebrity Come Dine With MeCelebrity Weakest LinkCelebrity MasterchefRepeat ad naseum.I like these kind of programs better when it's just normal people off the street. I watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me on Saturday and it was Dani Behr, Big Mo off Eastenders, Dane Bowers and Bobby Davro. What makes Channel 4 think I want to see any of those people on my TV?Millionaire is ruined in the celebrity versions cos it destroys all the tension. They aren't playing for money for themselves so they are a lot more blas about gambling it. When you see a normal person really really start to shit it cos they are going to win the kind of money that can change their life, that makes for great telly. It's tense as fuck. and you can really root for people and get into it. Watching Philip & Fearne playing as a team for Guide Dogs For The Blind does not make for great telly.couldn't agree with you more and don't forget celebrity big brother!thing is half these fuckers on these shows are hardly celebrities, the word is used so loosely these days. it should be 'a bunch of hopeless fucks who cannot get on telly for love nor money only shitty celebrity versions of shitty shows' of course some of the celebrity versions of programmes such as millionaire actually attract people with careers but at the lower end of the scale, the 'celebrities' in question should be prosecuted under the trades description act for even daring to think they have such a status in the media world and public eye.i watched that come dine with me, when was the last time dani behr was on the telly or dane bowers? fuck id forgotten about him! apparently a successful record producer these days! still a twat mind! big mo was good value for money and at least has something of a career! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 People who can't read timetables. I seriously cannot understand why some people cannot wrap their heads around what is essentially a fucking spreadsheet, no matter how long they stare at it. It's not exactly rocket science you bloody chimp.Bah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 My fucking wireless router. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Fuckers who plant explosives on the planes in Battlefield 1943 then wait until I'm halfway across the island before detonating it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Fuckers who plant explosives on the planes in Battlefield 1943 then wait until I'm halfway across the island before detonating it.The bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Fuckers who plant explosives on the planes in Battlefield 1943 then wait until I'm halfway across the island before detonating it.That sounds like ultimate trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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