Lemonade Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 I like Greg James. Also Scott Mills.Fearne Cotton is a bit shit in her mid morning show. I do actually quite like her but she doesn't have enough personality to carry the show on her own, she really needs someone there to bounce off. Her links are really quite dull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Fearne Cotton is a bit shit in her mid morning show. I do actually quite like her but she doesn't have enough personality to carry the show on her own, she really needs someone there to bounce off. Her links are really quite dullBut let's face it, you would give all your limbs for one sniff of her thigh-pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 But let's face it, you would give all your limbs for one sniff of her thigh-pit.I used to think this, but she's started to really really bug me lately. That said, that's just on the radio. Perhaps if I could see her on TV with the volume down, and the clothing count down, I'd change my opinion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 But let's face it, you would give all your limbs for one sniff of her thigh-pit.I've always found her a bit Witchy but to be brutally honest i'd probably still want to ruin her box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Exhibit A: http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/general-discussion/32730-fearne-cotton.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Exhibit A: http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/general-discussion/32730-fearne-cotton.htmlThat thread has coaxed a wank out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Exhibit A: http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/general-discussion/32730-fearne-cotton.htmlThat thread makes me cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Admit it. That thread is fucking amazing. I just read the WHOLE thing again."I would eat maple syrup out of her asshole..."Fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Admit it. That thread is fucking amazing. I just read the WHOLE thing again."I would eat maple syrup out of her asshole..."Fuck me."And sometimes I imagine having sex with Jodie Marsh while screaming obscenities at her in Arabic."That quote had me in tears laughing. Cheers for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 More sandwich shop fun.Prego on Fountainhall Road. I was walking past at 9.30 this morning. I don't like that place at the all, it's pretentious as fuck and greatly ovepriced, but since it's the only one I walk past I thought I'd nip in and get a sandwich for lunch to save me having to go out again at lunchtime. So I went in and asked for something and he says "We're only serving breakfast at the moment". I said "I can't get a sandwich?" and he says "No. Only breakfast".You're not fucking McDonalds mate. You're a sandwich shop. What kind of a sandwich shop doesn't sell fucking sandwiches?Fuck Prego.Also, being rudely awakened by delivery drivers. 7.20 this morning my doorbell rang. I ignored it. It rang again. So I stumble out of bed, and my girlfriend answers the door. it's a delivery man. "I hope I didn't get you out of bed" he says. Of course you got me out of bed, it's twenty past seven in the morning you fucknut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 More sandwich shop fun.Prego on Fountainhall Road. I was walking past at 9.30 this morning. I don't like that place at the all, it's pretentious as fuck and greatly ovepriced, but since it's the only one I walk past I thought I'd nip in and get a sandwich for lunch to save me having to go out again at lunchtime. So I went in and asked for something and he says "We're only serving breakfast at the moment". I said "I can't get a sandwich?" and he says "No. Only breakfast".You're not fucking McDonalds mate. You're a sandwich shop. What kind of a sandwich shop doesn't sell fucking sandwiches?Fuck Prego.Also, being rudely awakened by delivery drivers. 7.20 this morning my doorbell rang. I ignored it. It rang again. So I stumble out of bed, and my girlfriend answers the door. it's a delivery man. "I hope I didn't get you out of bed" he says. Of course you got me out of bed, it's twenty past seven in the morning you fucknut!I'm with you on the Prego front. They also sell pretentious sandwiches if such a thing is possible. I went there a few times when I moved offices, but only because it was the most handy place there is. I take my lunch with me most days, but discovered the Olive Branch yesterday, which is far more down to earth, and you can get a sandwich any time of the day. I went into Prego at about 6pm one day as I was working late, and all they were selling was ice cream. Brilliant, that will fill me up nicely. Cocks.On a yesterday - related note. The first half hour of Chris Moyles this morning was gash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Aye, it's all caramelised red onion chutney on rye bread, and dried parsnip chips and shit like that. I passed the Olive Branch as well but I thought that was just a restaurant, I didn't realise you could get sandwiches there. That's tomorrow's lunch sorted then. Unfortunately today I had to make do with a chicken and stuffing sandwich from the Co-op, and a Snickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 More sandwich shop fun.Prego on Fountainhall Road. I was walking past at 9.30 this morning. I don't like that place at the all, it's pretentious as fuck and greatly ovepriced, but since it's the only one I walk past I thought I'd nip in and get a sandwich for lunch to save me having to go out again at lunchtime. So I went in and asked for something and he says "We're only serving breakfast at the moment". I said "I can't get a sandwich?" and he says "No. Only breakfast".You're not fucking McDonalds mate. You're a sandwich shop. What kind of a sandwich shop doesn't sell fucking sandwiches?Fuck Prego.Also, being rudely awakened by delivery drivers. 7.20 this morning my doorbell rang. I ignored it. It rang again. So I stumble out of bed, and my girlfriend answers the door. it's a delivery man. "I hope I didn't get you out of bed" he says. Of course you got me out of bed, it's twenty past seven in the morning you fucknut!I have never been inclined to buy a sandwich from a shop thats name conjurs up images of fat pregnant women waddling about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 I have never been inclined to buy a sandwich from a shop thats name conjurs up images of fat pregnant women waddling about.It's ass anyway. The sandwiches aren't that good and they always manage to fuck up your order.I like The Sandwich Shop on Union Grove best. Sure it's run by grumpy witches but they do make a damn fine sandwich, and they're only about 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Aye, Olive Branch is a little shop, it's quite good. The sandwiches are made and packed on the premises (I think), and you can get pies/sausage rolls etc if you're that way inclined, as well as newspapers, juice, crisps, sweets etc. It's like a little corner shop. Not massively cheap but not that pricey either. And normal sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 This whole Steampunk phenomenon. Everything is fucking steampunk nowadays. 'oh look it's a piece of technology covered in metal, it's steampunk. I'm gonna post it on my blog'.Fuck off back to being an unheard of comic book thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 What the motherfucking hell is steampunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 People who make up shit like steampunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 I dunno the exact definition but it basically involves making things look as if they are old by means of chrome, cogs, clockworck and the like.that kind of thing. I mean some of them are pretty cool but it's bloody everywhere just now on web sites that I used to like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 I go to Prego quite often (i.e. when I get bored of the co-ops offerings). It's ok, but definitely overpriced and the combinations aren't the best. Good ice cream though.Deja Vu on Rose Street is my favourite sandwhich shop just now. The mixed shellfish combo is superb and it's pretty decently priced as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 I go to Prego quite often (i.e. when I get bored of the co-ops offerings). It's ok, but definitely overpriced and the combinations aren't the best. Good ice cream though.Deja Vu on Rose Street is my favourite sandwhich shop just now. The mixed shellfish combo is superb and it's pretty decently priced as well.My mate got food poisoning from their prawns. I was there when he was struck down with diarrhea while walking to the pub. Watching him sprinting to the pub while trying to clamp his asscheeks together put me off ever eating there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Waiting for a delivery.It left the hub last night but the tracking page hasn't updated since. I was assured it should be here today but last time I waited for something from DPD it sat on their van going round Aberdeen all day before returning to the depot when they "ran out of time". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 People who make up shit like steampunk.Yeah, but Steampunk is actually awesome. I mean, the retro sci-fi shit like The Difference Engine, not this faddy bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Was this the thread discussing telesales and TPS?. Well, I got a call today and when I answered the caller hung up. So, I got the number from 1471 and googled it. First hit:01224280170 - who calls me?It's those kitchen bastards! Unfortunately, I can't complain to TPS unless they actually speak to me. Anyway, that's a good resource, I thought. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 Sky Sports latest advertising campaign slogan really grinds my gears big time'Football we know how you feel about it because we feel the same'oh really you bunch of money obsessed cocks, cos real supporters just love long away trips on a monday night, sunday afternoon, saturday night or saturday lunchtime. real supporters are thrilled at how you continually change kick off times to suit your armchair supporter needs. yeah course you feel the same about the poor sods who actually turn up to matches with your stupid kick off times. had you put the word armchair in front of football i might have believed you. cocksfeel better for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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