Paranoid Android Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Meeting up with a couple and it being immediately obvious they've just had a fight and everything being awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 People who say 'anti-social' when they mean 'unsociable'.I've probably said this before but it continues to annoy me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Same thing though. To be unsociable is to be anti social, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Anti-social means to behave in a way which is not socially acceptable. It's not anti-social to be unsociable. Calling someone a cunt to their face is anti-social. Ignoring someone's offer of a pint on Facebook is unsociable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 First example is called being a dick. Second example is technically anti-social by not being sociable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Think you'll find several hundred people on a Friday night in Union Street being sociable, but definitely anti-social. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Imagine if the government could give you an USBO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 First example is called being a dick. Second example is technically anti-social by not being sociable. The first example is called being a dick. Usually you're doing something which is not socially acceptable, which makes you a dick. 'Not being sociable' is not anti-social behavior though. You wouldn't get an ASBO for leaving the pub early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 You wouldn't get an ASBO for leaving the pub early. Just you wait until 2026 when the Lad Bible party win the election. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Just you wait until 2026 when the Lad Bible party win the election.Relevant... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Whit?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Getting the flu. And on holiday too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Getting the flu. And on holiday too!Looks like you caught sick rhyming ability as well though 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Looks like you caught sick rhyming ability as well thoughI hardly realised I rhymed better than Kanye West there! Wow! Amazing what you can do chocked up in bed all day, haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 chockedLearning how to spell isn't top illness priority though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Learning how to spell isn't top illness priority though.Least of my concerns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Overheard at work that someone is getting rid of the cats they have had since kittens because they just got a dog and the cats don't get on with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Pet hate: Starting a new toilet roll - not replacing an empty tube with a new roll - but the attempt to commence the new roll. I always have problems unravelling a new roll, without resorting to tearing a couple of the initial layers off in a Hulk style fit of pique. When I sit down to enjoy a magnificent poop session, I want to enjoy it without the stress of knowing that I will encounter an obstinate glue-seal once I'm finished. My sanctity becomes a pressure house, and my day is ruined. Daily problem. I can't even boycott the product. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Pet hate: Starting a new toilet roll - not replacing an empty tube with a new roll - but the attempt to commence the new roll. I always have problems unravelling a new roll, without resorting to tearing a couple of the initial layers off in a Hulk style fit of pique. When I sit down to enjoy a magnificent poop session, I want to enjoy it without the stress of knowing that I will encounter an obstinate glue-seal once I'm finished. My sanctity becomes a pressure house, and my day is ruined. Daily problem. I can't even boycott the product. If you're going through a roll a day, you may want to visit your doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Since my new flatmate moved in we're busting through a 9-pack of bogroll a week. I don't know what the hell he's doing with it. No-one shits that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 The guy across the road from me, who I believe is widely known as Motorbike Wanker, just seems to sit on his motorbike and rev it endlessly, everyday. Like a wanker. Before he leaves on his motorbike, to do his daily motorbike stuff, he just lets the engine rumble, and revs it wildly, for ages. Then when he returns home from doing motorbike stuff, he parks up and just revs wildly again for a while, before going into his home where he probably posts on Aberdeen-Motorbike.com about how many times he revved his motorbike in the street. Which was loads, by the way. It's been going on for a few weeks now. But yesterday, Motorbike Wanker appeared to invite a couple of his Motorbike Wanker friends around. 3 of them sat on their bikes on the street, completely motionless, revving their motorbikes for a good while. They all then zoomed around the block, and returned in about 20 seconds, to then partake in more motionless motorbike revving. Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 That is irritating, have a word with him. I understand letting it idle for a few minutes to warm up in this weather but that is excessive. The bike might have an issue idling hence the revs but he should be getting it sorted out not pissing everyone off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 If you're going through a roll a day, you may want to visit your doctor. I have a customary visit to the cubicle every morning at work, and there are two fresh, unravelled rolls on the holder every single morning. Bane. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 The guy across the road from me, who I believe is widely known as Motorbike Wanker, just seems to sit on his motorbike and rev it endlessly, everyday. Like a wanker.Before he leaves on his motorbike, to do his daily motorbike stuff, he just lets the engine rumble, and revs it wildly, for ages. Then when he returns home from doing motorbike stuff, he parks up and just revs wildly again for a while, before going into his home where he probably posts on Aberdeen-Motorbike.com about how many times he revved his motorbike in the street. Which was loads, by the way.It's been going on for a few weeks now. But yesterday, Motorbike Wanker appeared to invite a couple of his Motorbike Wanker friends around. 3 of them sat on their bikes on the street, completely motionless, revving their motorbikes for a good while. They all then zoomed around the block, and returned in about 20 seconds, to then partake in more motionless motorbike revving.Wankers.A chap with the rattliest moped ever used to live across the road from me at Erskine St. No doubt that it needed a warm up in the winter, as it sounded like a lawnmower with a chain made of grenades stuck in it for a ferocious 10 minutes or so before he finally chanced taking it out on the open road ever morning. Take the fucking bus people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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