britheguy Posted June 15, 2010 Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 The guy at my work. I try to make pleasantries with him, because I can't be doing with his shite, but he's such a fucking cunt it makes my skin crawl. Today, he upped himself in my estimations. A colleague was having a conversation with someone else at the other end of the office. The guy stood up and tried calling her over mid-conversation. He could see they were talking, but he kept yelling for her to come over. She didn't. She did the "two minutes" hand gesture, indicating she was busy and would be over shortly. He went fucking berserk. He kicked over his own chair with rage, and exclaimed that he hates it when people ignore him, and how it's "so fucking rude", yet somehow, breaking up someones conversation by yelling across the room must be perfectly ample. His daily rants usually entail how rude and selfish people are, but he contradicts this daily by generally being a self-important prick. Amongst the worst human beings I've ever met.Nice rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted June 15, 2010 Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 Women who don't put the toilet seat back up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 15, 2010 Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 Sounds like he's just counting down the days til he storms the place with a sub machine gun and fucks you all up. I'd start wearing a bulletproof vest to work if I were you. Or just pretending to like him. Just do not, repeat do not ignore him.He has been likened alot to that Taxi driver in Whitehaven, that he will probably be the most likely person to just 'snap' one day, and blow everyone the fuck away. I sit right next to him. So, yeah. Once I see the signs, then I'm quitting and signing on the dole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 15, 2010 Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 Kicked over his chair you say? Oooh Christ he'll be kicking over the plants and being abusive towards the copiers. Haha jokes aside the guy sounds like a pube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 He has been likened alot to that Taxi driver in Whitehaven, that he will probably be the most likely person to just 'snap' one day, and blow everyone the fuck away. I sit right next to him. So, yeah. Once I see the signs, then I'm quitting and signing on the dole.Cut him before he cuts you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 PM'd:up:This is a joke. Please believe me.There are more than few instances where this thread has turned into the "I just got dumped" thread Pet hate; Alcohol. I don't remember much since around 8pm monday night.Careful. Don't turn into jp4if$$'?jdjf??Qwd40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Well i still hate women...women are just good for dipping your willy into.Sheesh.I'd say that anyone who honestly believes that doesn't have a willy worth dipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Sheesh.I'd say that anyone who honestly believes that doesn't have a willy worth dipping.Hey, we are recently dumped. We can be as bitter about women as we like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Sheesh.I'd say that anyone who honestly believes that doesn't have a willy worth dipping.I know, right? What about the washing up? That needs doing too. Am I right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 I'm pretty sure i got dumped though.Oh my I wonder why. o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 there are only about 4 girls on hereAnd the rest of them are men.I know for a fact that one of them is a lesbian!Awesome!there are only about 4 girls on hereAnd the rest of them are men.I know for a fact that one of them is a lesbian!Because I sniffed her fingers when she wasn't looking.there are only about 4 girls on hereAnd the rest of them are men.I know for a fact that one of them is a lesbian!Because I caught her lurking around a lesbians-only bar.there are only about 4 girls on hereAnd the rest of them are men.I know for a fact that one of them is a lesbian!Because she pushed me off her and said "You lick pussy like a man".there are only about 4 girls on hereAnd the rest of them are men.I know for a fact that one of them is a lesbian!Because she hasn't replied to any of my PMs and neither have the rest.there are only about 4 girls on hereI think they're lesbians.I know for a fact that one of them is a lesbian!And the rest of them are men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 My current pet hate is not having a bottom, which means that if I'm sat for a length of time on a seat without any padding (i.e. like sitting around waiting to soundcheck in the Tunnels), I get a very sore arse. Damn my slight frame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 The guy at my work. I try to make pleasantries with him, because I can't be doing with his shite, but he's such a fucking cunt it makes my skin crawl. Today, he upped himself in my estimations. A colleague was having a conversation with someone else at the other end of the office. The guy stood up and tried calling her over mid-conversation. He could see they were talking, but he kept yelling for her to come over. She didn't. She did the "two minutes" hand gesture, indicating she was busy and would be over shortly. He went fucking berserk. He kicked over his own chair with rage, and exclaimed that he hates it when people ignore him, and how it's "so fucking rude", yet somehow, breaking up someones conversation by yelling across the room must be perfectly ample. His daily rants usually entail how rude and selfish people are, but he contradicts this daily by generally being a self-important prick. Amongst the worst human beings I've ever met.He sounds like a right wank, I'm guessing that nobody at yr work has any time for him. I'd say the politeness approach is probably the best as you'll get the least grief. That's my attitude when dealing with folk at work that I find rude/disagreeable etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 I know, right? What about the washing up? That needs doing too. Am I right?Take my mother in law for example.No, really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 I tend to just ignore people i don't like at work. Including customers.Aye, but if yr forced to work with someone on a daily basis, it's best not to possible create a frosty atmosphere by ignoring someone. Plus, if they're a bit volatile (i.e. fucking mental) it might set them off. I've went for the path of least resistance, be nice and just count to ten when someone fucks you off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 The way some people construe any comment about people of ethinc minorities to be racist, despite there being no offensive intent, or even divisive language used. It's a little extreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 The way some people construe any comment about people of ethinc minorities to be racist, despite there being no offensive intent, or even divisive language used. It's a little extreme.What a typical white attitude. Jeez.and so on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 I hate it when Mundane_cunt doesn't update his Twitter. Best Twitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 I hate it when Mundane_cunt doesn't update his Twitter. Best Twitter.My favourite update from Mundane_cunt so far: "Working at work" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Hey, we are recently dumped. We can be as bitter about women as we like.Can I join your club? My current pet hate is not having a bottom, which means that if I'm sat for a length of time on a seat without any padding (i.e. like sitting around waiting to soundcheck in the Tunnels), I get a very sore arse. Damn my slight frame!this, at work I sit pretty much all the time, work is a pain in the arse literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Can I join your club? .really WTF, i well wanted to pull her sister as well, oh well piss up at the weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 yeah, sucks...Ive been pissed up pretty much since the weekend haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 a wiser man than myself once said "fuck it Dude, let's go bowling" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Vassilis Torosidis, what a pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Palma airport. Fucking hell. Great last memory to take away from a holiday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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