Lemonade Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Jaja of course. where are you? I'm at the computers at the back. If you come over here you can watch a couple dryhumping just across from me.Are their names Miles and Fran? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 The General is far too classy a lady to allow Dallas his wicked ways in public. So my new pet hate is Diana Vickers. I'd kill her twice. In fact, I'd kill her right in the tits. Then all over her grill. Then up her wrongun. I'd give her a proper killing. Talentless hoor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoCitizen Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 There's nothing wrong with Diana Vickers....that a loaded 12 bore shotgun couldn't sort out!! Kill her twice????? It would just take one barrel...she'd be all over the wall !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I'd be included to let her use her twisted claw-hand to give me a hand-shandy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 That will be thon Diana Vickers from last year's X Factor. Fucking stupid song. One of our neighbours loves that song and plays it reet loud, the cunt.Ah thats put me mind at ease cos it was bugging me when i heard it on the radio today - thought it sounded like that annoying bint from the cranberries but just isn't her. I too am a Vickers hater.Another pet hate came to my attention today when I heard a radio trailer for the new BBC detective drama 'Luther' apparently he's a cop who bends the rules. for fucks sake how lame is that? probably a womanizing alcoholic as well. bet he doesnt get on with his boss and gets taken off the case only to 'bend the rules' and solve it anyway... jesus we're a society who has firmly run out of ideas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK810i/R6BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)That's why Monk is such a great show. He's a detective who doesn't bend the rules or drink or womanise. Thus bending the rules of the tvdetective genre. Pet hate - it's coleslaw not coldslaw. Wise up, chumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I just posted a Diane Vickers rant on my facebook. Its the one that goes: "Once. Once. Once. Once. Once. Yeah." Correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Ah thats put me mind at ease cos it was bugging me when i heard it on the radio today - thought it sounded like that annoying bint from the cranberries but just isn't her. I too am a Vickers haters.Another pet hate came to my attention today when I heard a radio trailer for the new BBC detective drama 'Luther' apparently he's a cop who bends the rules. for fucks sake how lame is that? probably a womanizing alcoholic as well. bet he doesnt get on with his boss and gets taken off the case only to 'bend the rules' and solve it anyway... jesus we're a society who has firmly run out of ideas!It is Idris Elba, a man of legendary status for his portrayal of Stringer Bell in The Wire though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 It is Idris Elba, a man of legendary status for his portrayal of Stringer Bell in The Wire though...Never watched the wire!!!That nice DCI Barnaby in Midsomer Murders never breaks the rule and always solves the case. He also has a nice stable family life, a daughter whose rather doable and a happy marriage. And he doesnt go ranting to a stuffy po faced boss who evidently bummed his way to the top as they never do any detecting just usually get pissed off at the cop for breaking the rules. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Never watched the wire!!!That nice DCI Barnaby in Midsomer Murders never breaks the rule and always solves the case. He also has a nice stable family life, a daughter whose rather doable and a happy marriage. And he doesnt go ranting to a stuffy po faced boss who evidently bummed his way to the top as they never do any detecting just usually get pissed off at the cop for breaking the rules.Yeah... but Gene Hunt - despite Keeley Hawes being both irritating and fuckable, making Ashes to Ashes poor compared with Life On Mars - is the ultimate TV cop. Even if only for his one liners and absolute bastardry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I do find Diana Vickers quite lovely, but mostly due to knowing that I could destroy her faux-weirdness in an evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 People being a fucking chore.Especially if you still like them in some way. Makes it more annoying. Anyway, back to being manly... er, I hate when I go out and don't fight anyone...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I do find Diana Vickers quite lovely, but mostly due to knowing that I could destroy her farter in an evening.Fixed that for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Yeah... but Gene Hunt - despite Keeley Hawes being both irritating and fuckable, making Ashes to Ashes poor compared with Life On Mars - is the ultimate TV cop. Even if only for his one liners and absolute bastardryi completely agree about gene hunt - he's in a league of his own! and also about keeley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 My bastarding Ipod deciding to start skipping during tracks after I've spent most of the afternoon re-ripping a bunch of albums to 320kbps so they sound better. It's not just the new tracks it's skipping either, but all of them. I've done all the resets and restored to factory settings then resynced everything and it's still not bastarding working. Am updating the software now and if this doesn't work it looks like a trip to the Apple story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig ybgiR Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 People that say "The customer's always right" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 "the customer isn't always right, but they are always a customer" that one fucks me off even more; we know they're cunts, but smile anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig ybgiR Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 I told one to fuck off yesterday, didn't look too pleased haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Well fuck me if it's not enough to make two people ill during last semester's revision week, my dirty cunt of a flatmate is now an even bigger selfish fucker by having two blokes in her room at 2am and being loud as fuck! I've already told her that her little party isn't allowed and all I got was a bloody "bothered" look and lots of "ok"s, so fuck her, called the wardens and hopefully the bint gets a 100 fine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Well fuck me if it's not enough to make two people ill during last semester's revision week, my dirty cunt of a flatmate is now an even bigger selfish fucker by having two blokes in her room at 2am and being loud as fuck! I've already told her that her little party isn't allowed and all I got was a bloody "bothered" look and lots of "ok"s, so fuck her, called the wardens and hopefully the bint gets a 100 fine.Deport the bitch! Seriously tho, try to get to sleep soon - I'm only up now cause I don't start work til two and plan on a lie in. You've revision to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 My blood's boiling, I want to rip her head off therefore cannot sleep right now as I need to calm down first. Oh and the spare prick Warden's "couldn't hear anything" yeah well if I thought it was bad enough to call you about then that must be something, also it's 2am and SOMEONE HAS AN EXAM TOMORROW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Well fuck me if it's not enough to make two people ill during last semester's revision week, my dirty cunt of a flatmate is now an even bigger selfish fucker by having two blokes in her room at 2am and being loud as fuck! I've already told her that her little party isn't allowed and all I got was a bloody "bothered" look and lots of "ok"s, so fuck her, called the wardens and hopefully the bint gets a 100 fine.Aaaaaaaaaalright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 There's nothing you can do about it for now, so just try to calm down, get some sleep and complain about her and the ineffective wardens tomorrow. Have the guys left yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 AaaaaaaaaalrightI've seen her... the guys ain't getting anything near lucky... they're probably virginal twats who'll screw anything if they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 There's nothing you can do about it for now, so just try to calm down, get some sleep and complain about her and the ineffective wardens tomorrow. Have the guys left yet?Fuck off, stop being all boyfriendy on a bloody forum. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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