Guest Gladstone Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I have a cut on my tongue.What the fuck.Viscious cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Viscious cunt?What does the fluidity of a vagina have to do with Pet Hates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 What does the fluidity of a vagina have to do with Pet Hates?Bastard typo ruining my joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 MY FUCKING GROTTY FLATMATE LEAVING VOMIT CHUNCKS ON THE TOILET WALL!!!!! I had to clean suspect smears from the toilet seat, rim and lid yesterday morning before I could even pee and decided you know what, fuck it the grotty bastard can clean the wall. I left a note and no-ones done anything, then I find out her mingerness is to blame and "oh i did clean it". Lying really fucks me off too strangely enough...When I'm ill I fucking clean up afterwards, and wow I despise that girl even more now.AAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 MY FUCKING GROTTY FLATMATE LEAVING VOMIT CHUNCKS ON THE TOILET WALL!!!!! I had to clean suspect smears from the toilet seat, rim and lid yesterday morning before I could even pee and decided you know what, fuck it the grotty bastard can clean the wall. I left a note and no-ones done anything, then I find out her mingerness is to blame and "oh i did clean it". Lying really fucks me off too strangely enough...When I'm ill I fucking clean up afterwards, and wow I despise that girl even more now.AAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH You're not built to live with anyone at all.Nor am I.I feel your pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 You're not built to live with anyone at all.Nor am I.I feel your pain.Three times the pain.I however don't seem to have it as bad just now except for the fucking dishes. It's not that hard to cool something in a pan, leave hot water in pan, eat whatever food and then go and clean said pan. Jesus suffering fuck it's nae molecular biology !!Also....Building up a collection of teabags - there is just no need whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 5 and a half weeks until I can get the fuck away from that shitty bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Building up a collection of teabags - there is just no need whatsoever.Why do people do this, pile up teabags at the side fo the sink? gads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Why do people do this, pile up teabags at the side fo the sink? gadsSomethings are meant to be unkown I guess.The bin is a mere 1/4 metre away. Something that obviously my inferior brain cannot comprehend.Lazy arseholeitis !!!I'm away to take a steaming hot dump, not flush, then have a steaming hot shower and nae turn the extractor fan on. Then head to work straight after. Feel the torture!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 When you pour an amazing combination of cereal in the morning (this morning it was a bed of Dorset Cereal, a thin layer of All Bran, topped with Crunchy Nut Cornflakes) then realise there is no milk and that you don't have time to go to the shop to get milk. I must have woken up on the wrong side of bed this morning but this was nearly the end for me. I was so fucking angry. The worst part is, because the cereals were mixed in the bowl I couldn't put them back in a box because the box would then contain cereals that do not belong to it and that is not fucking cricket. I also didn't have any other food other than a tub of Philadelphia Cheese and some Co-op's Truly Irresistible pasta sauce. I would have needed the A-Team to fashion a breakfast out of that.This has been a shit day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I also didn't have any other food other than a tub of Philadelphia Cheese and some Co-op's Truly Irresistible pasta sauce.That in a blender, with your mixed cereal creation = super breakfast smoothie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 That in a blender, with your mixed cereal creation = super breakfast smoothie.Current pet hate: The thought of that for breakfast.Fuckin' gads min! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 When you pour an amazing combination of cereal in the morning (this morning it was a bed of Dorset Cereal, a thin layer of All Bran, topped with Crunchy Nut Cornflakes) then realise there is no milk and that you don't have time to go to the shop to get milk. I must have woken up on the wrong side of bed this morning but this was nearly the end for me. I was so fucking angry. The worst part is, because the cereals were mixed in the bowl I couldn't put them back in a box because the box would then contain cereals that do not belong to it and that is not fucking cricket. I also didn't have any other food other than a tub of Philadelphia Cheese and some Co-op's Truly Irresistible pasta sauce. I would have needed the A-Team to fashion a breakfast out of that.This has been a shit day.Bit of clingfilm over the top of the bowl, grab a pint of milk on the way to work. Breakfast at work. Dry eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Bit of clingfilm over the top of the bowl, grab a pint of milk on the way to work. Breakfast at work. Dry eyes I had a room mate once who would eat his cereal while driving to college.It was an automatic car, which enables you to do all kinds of stupid things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I had a room mate once who would eat his cereal while driving to college.It was an automatic car, which enables you to do all kinds of stupid things I had a friend who would do that in a manual car with the bowl on the dashboard while driving to uni from Montrose. He was a bit of a plank though, amazed he never crashed doing it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I had a room mate once who would eat his cereal while driving to college.It was an automatic car, which enables you to do all kinds of stupid things I'm not advocating driving like a spastic in a diddy car. Sitting at your work desk getting your freak on with a bowl of that delicious concoction sounds like a good plan to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Hailstone in bastard fucking May. Get fucked and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Hailstone in bastard fucking May. Get fucked and fuck off.Er, it's April. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Ha. It is. I've been typing up work schedules for May all day, so it's May now, to me. Still. It's British Summer Time. It's whack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I had a friend who would do that in a manual car with the bowl on the dashboard while driving to uni from Montrose. He was a bit of a plank though, amazed he never crashed doing it though.I used to keep an electric shaver in the car and shave in the rear view mirror when I was driving. I was also a master at rolling a fag while holding the wheel with my wrists / knees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I was also a master at rolling a fag while holding the wheel with my wrists / knees.I prefer a power-roll at the Market Street traffic lights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 MY FUCKING GROTTY FLATMATE LEAVING VOMIT CHUNCKS ON THE TOILET WALL!!!!! I had to clean suspect smears from the toilet seat, rim and lid yesterday morning before I could even pee and decided you know what, fuck it the grotty bastard can clean the wall. I left a note and no-ones done anything, then I find out her mingerness is to blame and "oh i did clean it". Lying really fucks me off too strangely enough...When I'm ill I fucking clean up afterwards, and wow I despise that girl even more now.AAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH would this be the one who's been staggering in at six? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 ............ I was also a master at rolling a fag while holding the wheel with my wrists / knees.I've done that a few times too.... although wife won't let me smoke in new car now !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 She's fat as fuck too. Bitch doesn't deserve you imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 She's fat as fuck too. Bitch doesn't deserve you imoHahahahahahahahaha that's ace.Girls are fuckers with the guilt trips, stick to your guns next time.And Boyo, no it's the Chinese bint who has been up to her usual skanky ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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