britheguy Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 I think you need to be one of those smiley smarmy pricks that likes clingy chatter and being overly social to succeed in that field. S'just not me.Strange enough as it is, even after my previous rants about poor service I have to say getting the over polite, smarmy, over talkative service, also bugs me a wee bit. All I want is a good service for attentive staff. If I want to be treated with resentment or feel that I am invisible I would do all my shopping/eating out at a passport control. Hey maybe I'm too hard to please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 It's not the breastfeeding I'm against (although it is gross, fucking express it into a bottle so you're not whipping your tits out in public), Really not as straightforward as that, have you tried expressing it into a bottle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 (You must spread....etc, etc...) Have YOU Bigsby??My wife swore by the Avent Express Pump ! ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Finding out you have something inside out after you have emerged into the public eye....done this heaps of times lately!...ok twice but still 2 x more than I should at 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Biting into a Pringle (or something like that) and get a really sharp bit stuck up between your tooth and gum........frigging agony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Biting into a Pringle (or something like that) and get a really sharp bit stuck up between your tooth and gum........frigging agony.i find hula hoops are like chewing shrapnel for this....pringles have gone so thin and pussy these days that i dont find the above being a big problem but hula hoops....shitting hell thats a sore one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 i find hula hoops are like chewing shrapnel for this....pringles have gone so thin and pussy these days that i dont find the above being a big problem but hula hoops....shitting hell thats a sore one....McCoys are right bastards for this aswell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 I hate it when the adverts on Sky are way louder than the programme I'm watching.Cheryl Cole, fuck off.Jordan.... Where do I start?....Go compare... Go compare... Go and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 ICheryl Cole, fuck off.I hope you mean 'Cheryl Cole, fuck off to my bed so I can have sex with you'.If not, could you revise to 'Cheryl Cole, fuck off to Adam's bed so he can disappoint you with two minutes of frantic thrusting followed by a teary apology'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 As long as she doesn't say a word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 As long as she doesn't say a word.So in that case "Cheryl Cole, fuck off and give Andy a blow-J." Sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Out of town promoters cancelling gigs with 4 days fucking notice, when travel and accommodation is all booked and paid for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Fucking landslips. Luton Airport. I know it's the Easter holidays, but this was taking the piss. In addition, due to the fact that there were so many people of differing nationalities there I have no idea who to be annoyed at about a complete inability to queue like a normal fucking person. So fuck everyone. Also, there were no dedicated check-in desks for my flight it was just 'All Easyjet flights check-in here' which caused an absolute clusterfuck, and the guy just in front of me held up my line because he hadn't paid for the sixty million fucking suitcases he had and didn't seem able to comprehend this fact. All the while his delightful spawn were crawling all over everything they could climb on and screeching at the top of their lungs. My 'interview' shoes which murdered my feet as I walked around South Kensington even though I'd broken them in and worn them before with no problems. When I got off the plane back to Aberdeen I had to take them off when I was walking through Arrivals to stop me limping.The London Underground. I don't mind standing and I don't mind enclosed spaces but I do mind inconsiderate bastards acting like I'm not there and backing into me every five fucking seconds. That said, I shouldn't complain because I totally nailed that interview, but I was on Kalms all day yesterday which seemed to quell my ability to fly into a rage about these things until today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Out of town promoters cancelling gigs with 4 days fucking notice, when travel and accommodation is all booked and paid for.Get an agreement in writing, and signed. :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Out of town promoters cancelling gigs with 4 days fucking notice, when travel and accommodation is all booked and paid for.Play at someone's house. Winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 In addition, due to the fact that there were so many people of differing nationalities there I have no idea who to be annoyed at about a complete inability to queue like a normal fucking person. So fuck everyone. I like this. Don't know who to blame, so fuck everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Fucking landslips. Luton Airport. I know it's the Easter holidays, but this was taking the piss. In addition, due to the fact that there were so many people of differing nationalities there I have no idea who to be annoyed at about a complete inability to queue like a normal fucking person. So fuck everyone. Also, there were no dedicated check-in desks for my flight it was just 'All Easyjet flights check-in here' which caused an absolute clusterfuck, and the guy just in front of me held up my line because he hadn't paid for the sixty million fucking suitcases he had and didn't seem able to comprehend this fact. All the while his delightful spawn were crawling all over everything they could climb on and screeching at the top of their lungs. Yes, this. I had very similar issues with Luton Airport last October when I was down in London for the Superbowl. It's a horrible mess of a place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 recordings with guitars that are really obviously out of tune...its ok if its a little rough but when the notes are oscillating wildly its just fucking annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 recordings with guitars that are really obviously out of tune...its ok if its a little rough but when the notes are oscillating wildly its just fucking annoying.Start of Glory Days by Bruce Springsteen always bugs me. Still a good tune though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 I'm even against it being a little out of tune. A slightly out of tune note in a chord or arpeggio just sounds like murder in my lugholes. I'm a truly anal bastard though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Any recorded instrument should be in tune. There's no excuse whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 I guess I can forgive it if it's an ever so slight intonation problem, and a fretted note high up the fretboard sounds a little out, but if it's just a regular chord, you need to get schooled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Any recorded instrument should be in tune. There's no excuse whatsoever.Unless they're out of tune for a reason, which can be fun too if done well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 HMV's stupid pricing of X-Files box sets.I started buying all the box sets from there a while back, and I was just buying them as I watched them, over the space of about a year I bought series 1 - series 4 for 20 each. Then at Xmas I went in to buy series 5, which they had for 20, but then they had a box set of all 9 series' for 70. I was tempted to buy that and sell my first 4 series, but I know I would never have got round to it, plus I didn't have a whole lot of cash to spare so I opted to pay the 20 for 1 series instead of the 70 for all 9. This week I went in to get series 6 and the box sets have gone up to 40 each! Bastards. Now I have to get them off Amazon, which is annoying cos I want to watch it tonight and Amazon's listing for series 6 says "Usually dispatched within 1 to 3 weeks."FML. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 HMV's stupid pricing of X-Files box sets.I started buying all the box sets from there a while back, and I was just buying them as I watched them, over the space of about a year I bought series 1 - series 4 for 20 each. Then at Xmas I went in to buy series 5, which they had for 20, but then they had a box set of all 9 series' for 70. I was tempted to buy that and sell my first 4 series, but I know I would never have got round to it, plus I didn't have a whole lot of cash to spare so I opted to pay the 20 for 1 series instead of the 70 for all 9. This week I went in to get series 6 and the box sets have gone up to 40 each! Bastards. Now I have to get them off Amazon, which is annoying cos I want to watch it tonight and Amazon's listing for series 6 says "Usually dispatched within 1 to 3 weeks."FML.The ones on the amazon marketplace are all ship right away. That's where I buy mine from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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