ca_gere Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Click-let letting agency. Seriously avoid at all costs. Despite giving them 2 full weeks to process my application, full contact details for all references including direct phone numbers, it's only 2 days before I'm meant to be moving into a flat that they tell me they haven't gotten any references an that's only because I phoned them. 75 quid admin fee for the pleasure of being left in the dark while they do fuck all too. I've had to chase up folk myself. Incompetent fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Click-let letting agency. Seriously avoid at all costs. Despite giving them 2 full weeks to process my application, full contact details for all references including direct phone numbers, it's only 2 days before I'm meant to be moving into a flat that they tell me they haven't gotten any references an that's only because I phoned them. 75 quid admin fee for the pleasure of being left in the dark while they do fuck all too. I've had to chase up folk myself. Incompetent fucks.Click-let? More like dick-less.© 2010 Bigsby, All Rights Reserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Letting agencies in general are full of shit, charge you shit loads for absolutely no work.Welcome to the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 arsewipes who park their cars too close to yours and you struggle to get in your motor, especially annoying if your a wee bit on the burly side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 arsewipes who park their cars too close to yours and you struggle to get in your motor, especially annoying if your a wee bit on the burly side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 You sir, are awesome. That worked on two different levels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 You sir, are awesome. That worked on two different levels!Three levels - Delboy lives in East Anglia. Alas, I can't rep.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Three levels - Delboy lives in East Anglia. Alas, I can't rep....Damn reputation limits have foiled me on two threads simultaneously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Congratulations. You've made me laugh out loud again. I can award you no more reputation in the meantime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 no rep may be spraffed for that piece of punnery on my end either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Can't think of anything worse that they've doneMurdering Colombian trade unionists. There, that's worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Consider thine self repped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Budweiser.It tastes of nappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Murdering Colombian trade unionists. There, that's worse. I know.It was my attempt at ripping-off a Richard Herring joke."This year I am attempting to reclaim the toothbrush moustache, now almost exclusively associated with Hitler and evil, for comedy. It was Charlie Chaplin's first and Hitler stole it and ruined it for everyone else. It was possibly his greatest crime."Realised another pet hate last night: People who cannot rant in a witty, entertaining way but believe they are doing so brilliantly, continue regardless and think they're Charlie Brooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Realised another pet hate last night: People who cannot rant in a witty, entertaining way but believe they are doing so brilliantly, continue regardless and think they're Charlie Brooker.This is a good one.Also, smug, "quirky" acoustic songs in every fucking advert on TV, and the worrying proliferation of male ponytails at Aberdeen Uni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Yes.... annoying adverts...... one especially comes to mind : fucking Dell Inspiron laptops.....Lollipop, Lollipop, Ooh, Lolli, Lollipop, ..... Lollipop, Da-Duh duh duh !GTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 The appropriation of brilliant electronica tracks such as 4 Ton Mantis for car ads, bringing back all those painful memories of Moby Moby MOBY FUCKING MOBY 24/7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Also, smug, "quirky" acoustic songs in every fucking advert on TV, and the worrying proliferation of male ponytails at Aberdeen Uni.Concerned by this development. A pony tail on a bloke is the same as a tail on a pony.You lift it up and there's an arsehole underneath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Concerned by this development. A pony tail on a bloke is the same as a tail on a pony.You lift it up and there's an arsehole underneath.haha, acedefinately going in the joke bank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 This is a good one.Also, smug, "quirky" acoustic songs in every fucking advert on TV, and the worrying proliferation of male ponytails at Aberdeen Uni.The new match.com one is utterly nauesiating. A pair of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Coming back from a sunny country, and being welcomed with rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Coming back from a sunny country, and being welcomed with rainIt's been quite nice and sunny, go on holiday again would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 When you're playing some sort of guessing game e.g. Charades and someone keeps shouting the same answer over and over. The fact you didn't say 'yes well done' the first time the person shouted it would suggest it's not the right answer so why do they feel the need to just keep saying it louder and louder?'A film''Toy story?''2 words''Toy story''sounds like''Toy story... TOY STORY!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 When you're playing some sort of guessing game e.g. Charades and someone keeps shouting the same answer over and over. The fact you didn't say 'yes well done' the first time the person shouted it would suggest it's not the right answer so why do they feel the need to just keep saying it louder and louder?'A film''Toy story?''2 words''Toy story''sounds like''Toy story... TOY STORY!''jackal jackal, it looks like a jackal, jackal, jackal?!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 baby,baby, BABYFISHMOUTH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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